Disney dramas: Teen Titans style!
Author's note: Muahaha it's me again just now I'm writing humor instead of romance. It's my first try at this so if it makes your eyes bleed don't come after me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or there would be 300 seasons.
Chapter 1: Cinderella
Cinderella: Raven
Prince Charming: Robin
Evil stepmother: Starfire
The 2 ugly stepsisters: Cyborg and Beastboy
King and Queen: The Brain and Slade
Fairy Godmother: Control Freak
Raven: Wait! Why am I Cinderella?
Evil author a.k.a. me: Good question. Apparently when thinking of this story I had consumed too much sugar and was feeling high.
Cyborg: Oh. Is that why I'm AN EVIL STEPSISTER?
Moi: Deal with it. Robin seems to be taking it just fine.
Beastboy: Maybe that's because he has a GUY character?
Me: Whatever. Let the story begin!
Raven: I hate you so much right now.
"Oh Cinderella! Wakey wakey! It's morning already! Get up sleepy head!" The evil stepmother giggled as she burst through the room.
Beastboy: CUT!
Me: Hey you can't yell cut, only I can. I'm the author.
Beastboy: Yeah. Whatever. Isn't Star supposed to be evil?
Raven: She is. Look what she made me wear. (points to fluffy pink dress with pink satin ribbons on it)
Robin: …
Beastboy: I rest my case.
"CINDERELLA!" The evil stepmother screeched looking all over for Cinderella.
"Please don't find me. Please don't find me. Please don't-" Raven begged silently, while hiding in the closet.
"There you are Cindy! I've been looking all over for you!" The "evil" stepmother bounced up and down eagerly, "I need you to-"
"Don't call me Cindy. That sounds horribly peppy," Raven scowled, getting up and dusting herself. "What is it now? Did the stupid cat jump inside the dryer again?"
"No Cindy!" Her stepmother replied, giggling. "Your sisters have been calling for you!"
"Interesting. Now if you don't mind I'm going back in to hide-"
"Oh no you don't! Go! Spend some quality time with your beloved sisters!"
"Somehow I'm glad I'm not related to you."
Reluctantly Cinderella dragged herself to the couch where her sisters were playing some retarded game which involved zombie cows. You don't want to know the rest. Trust me.
"What is it sisters? Why did you call me?" Cinderella sighed.
"Cindy! You're here! We're hungry! Cook something for us!" They chimed eagerly.
"What do you want? Tell me so I can cook it and get on with my life," Cinderella groaned.
"I want tofu waffles!" Her first sister shrieked.
"Eww! Tofu is gross man! I want meat! Three deluxe beef hamburgers please!" Her other sister yelled.
"What? Tofu is not gross! I'm a vegetarian! I'm not going to sit here and play video games with you while you devour a once alive animal!"
"Well TOO bad cause I love meat and there's nothing you can do about it."
"No way! Tofu is SO much better than meat!"
"MEAT!"
"TOFU!"
"MEAT!"
"TOFU!"
"MEAT!"
"TOFU!"
Just then the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Cinderella rushed to the door to get away from her maniac siblings.
"I'll pay you five bucks if you please shoot me now," She pleaded with the messenger.
"Err… sorry I can't do that," The startled messenger replied.
"Whatever. Then why are you here?"
"The King and Queen are inviting everyone to their son, Prince Charming's ball! In this ball, he will choose out of the many beautiful ladies in the kingdom to be his bride. Here is you invitation," The messenger chirped.
"Thank you. Goodbye." Cinderella slammed the door.
"Cindy! Did I hear correctly? Did we all get invited to the ball?" Her stepmother's high pitch voice echoed throughout the house.
"Yeah. It's tonight. Oh well. I'm not going. Have fun," Cinderella said as she thought of the glorious hours without her horrible peppy family around.
"Oh no you don't. You are coming whether you like it or not! And if you don't, I'll mass email the photos of you in that pink fluffy dress I made you wear to everyone in the world!" Her stepmother said, holding up photos of Cinderella wearing that bright pink fluffy dress that made her resemble the easter bunny.
"You wouldn't!" gasped Cinderella.
"Watch me," her stepmother said, with an evil grin on her face.
Anyway, to cut the long story short, Cinderella reluctantly went to the ball, sulking. However, she did catch the eye of a handsome prince.
Robin: Wait WHAT?
Raven: Oh you have got to be kidding me-
Me: JUST FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!
Raven: (scowls)
"Who is that girl, clad in black? She looks SO beautiful," Prince Charming said sarcastically, just reading off his script, despite the hardworking author's efforts. Sigh.
"My fair maiden. Would you like to dance with me?" The prince asked monotonously.
"Can I say no?" Cinderella replied, not caring at all.
"Apparently not. Look to your left," he replied.
Her eyes widened when she saw the evil author (muahaha) and her evil stepmother holding up pictures of her in pink.
"Let's dance," Cinderella said quickly.
And after 10 minutes of dancing the Prince found that she was irresistible and had to go introduce her to his parents.
"Who have you got there son? Ooohh is it one of your lady friends?" the Prince's mother chirped happily.
"Yeah. Mom Dad meet Cinderella. Cinderella meet mom dad," Prince Charming said.
"Nice to meet you Cinderella! By the way, do you like my new dress? It is very pretty right?" Giggling the queen twirled around like some retarded fairy princess.
Meanwhile somewhere backstage an evil author was laughing her head off.
"Hello Cinderella. Welcome. Since you are an acquaintance of my son I shall inform you of my plans to take over the world. First we will attack Antarctica. The penguins will be caught of guard. Ha-ha," the King told Cinderella.
"I'll shoot you if you'll shoot me," Cinderella glanced at Prince Charming.
"This way," the prince replied, guiding her to the weaponry safe.
Just then, the clock struck 12.
"Oh no. I have to go. It is 12 and I must return home to do something completely pointless," Cinderella said.
Alas, the prince could not bear to see her go, and chased after her.
"Come back. Please. Ahh. Don't leave."
However, Cinderella could not stand talking to Prince Charming anymore and threw her shoe at him to get him to shut up. She missed though, and it hit…
"NOOOO! My beautiful pink dress is ruined! Ahh!" The queen screamed and ran to her room crying uncontrollably.
Well anyway, after Cinderella had dirtied the Queen's dress she was banished to Antarctica where she spent the rest of her life making playgrounds for stupid penguins which eventually died because of the King's attack. The End.
Well I hoped you enjoyed that, I will be doing another story. Please review! Thanks!
Control Freak: Wait what about me? I wasn't in your story!
Me: Well sorry but if people were to see your outfit the rating would go up… by a lot.
Control Freak: What's wrong with my clothes? (looks down at his tube top and miniskirt)
Slade: How cute! I want it! (giggles)
Raven: My eyes! My eyes! (screams)
