Hey! This is my first South Park fic, so I apologise for any OOC-ness. This basically came from me being bored one morning, and listening to Fingerbang too much ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park


"Hey, Kyle."

Kyle looked up from his position in Stan's arms, surprised at the silence being broken. His boyfriend's eyes were distant, a small smile ghosting over his lips, as he appeared to be remembering something.

"Yeah, Stan?"

"D'you remember when we were in fourth grade, and we formed some stupid little band with Cartman and Kenny?"he asked, "We were called 'Fingerbang' or something?"

"Oh, yeah..."Kyle said, laughing a little. He hadn't thought about that thing in years, "And then we had to rope in Wendy and your dad... I can't believe we actually performed Cartman's song though. If only we'd known what we were singing actually meant."

The two teenagers laughed, and Kyle lay his head back against Stan's chest.

"We were pretty crazy back then..."he mused.

"We still are!"Stan retorted, "I mean, back then, I thought it would be crazy to ever get together with you! And then look what happened to us! And everyone else! Kenny and Butters, Craig and Tweek, and it's pretty obvious Cartman and Wendy are hot for each other!"

Kyle smiled and looked up at him, shaking his head.

"Yeah, well... South Park's always been a crazy town, and it always will..."

The two lay there, hand in hand, on Stan's bed, content and quiet for a while, until Stan, yet again, broke the silence.

"... hey, Kyle."

"What now?"

"Y'know that song we sang as Fingerbang? What did it go like again?"

"Stan, we sang that, like, 8 years ago, how the hell am I supposed to remember?"

Stan chuckled and tilted Kyle's head up, completely ignoring and dismissing what he had just said.

"Oh, I think I remember now,"he whispered, his eyes half lidded, and began to sing quietly, "I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life, boy, you like to fingerbang, and it's all-right~"

Kyle blushed as he saw the way Stan was looking at him. And changing the lyrics a little. And moving one of his hands lower and lower to the waistband of his trousers.

"Stan..."he whined, trying to push his face away, his own cheeks burning red. His boyfriend wasn't discouraged though, slipping his hand into his Kyle's underwear, and eliciting a moan from him. As he flipped their positions, trapping the boy underneath him, he continued to sing as he began performing the very actions he was singing about on the writhing redhead beneath him...

"'Cuz I'm the king of fingerbang, lets not fight, I'll just fingerbang-bang you every night~"