Alpha, recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

Author's note: To any who didn't read the description, this is Pokemon.


Another meeting in the hall of origin was commencing, and it was utter chaos as usual. The birds were fighting, the beasts were running around senselessly, the golems were smashing things, and the lake trio was asleep. Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Manaphy, and Shaymin were all chatting. Mewtwo, Darkrai, Deoxys,and Rayquaza were busy taking their anger out on a bunch of random walls. Lugia and Ho-oh were just trying to avoid the chaos at all costs. The Eon pokemon were flying around. The super-aincient pokemon(minus Rayquaza) were bickering like the old married couple they were. Dialga and Palkia were doing the same. Giratinawas hiding from everyone. Everyone else just decided to go with the flow and break stuff. Arceus was firing Judgement into the air to get everyone's attention, but to no avail. He proceeded to repeatedly bang his head on the desk, and canceled the meeting, causing everyone to go back to their rooms. What the hell am I going to do about this... he thought to himself. "Alpha, recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!"said an annoyingly cute voice. "What?"he asked, turning around to see Phione, the only legendary not to have caused massive damage, right behind him. "Well, you're the Alpha pokemon, so I decided to make a Power Rangers 's reference for fun!"said the easily excited Phione. Wait, that might work! If I could get a collection of teenagers that could act as foils, I just might be able to solve this crisis...


"Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of the hall in the middle of the night. "YOU BET YOUR ASS!!!"the crowd replied in unison. "Well, I have decided to act on Phione's advice."a small Yes!, was heard,"And decided to recruit the most educated and intellectual people I could find. When I couldn't, I got these misfits."he finished, pointing to a group of teenagers, all around 16. "Each has been given a legendary stone, giving them access to the legendary armor, allowing them to control all your powers. Their job is to make sure you guys don't go out of control as often. Hopefully, they will succeed."he finished, each teen going to his or her legendary partner. He proceed to walk up to his own, a level-headed 17 year-old named Jim Thomas with excellent organizational skills. "So, this was your plan? Not bad but, why teenagers?"asked the always reasonable James."I don't know, it just seemed like a good idea at the time."."Well, it seems like a good idea now."answered Jim. "So, how does this, 'Legendary Armor' work?"inquired Jim."Well, you see, these stones enter you into a state known as 'Legendary Mode'. In this form, you have access to all of our powers. I picked the best mediators I could find. You may use the armor whenever you wish, but if you break any of these three rules, I will take them away. You may not use them for personal gain, unless your idea of personal gain is saving the world. You may spar with each other occasionally, but do not kill anyone. If you get megalomania, I will have to kill you."."So you mean, we're basically, power rangers."answered the always practical Jim. "Yes, but now you don't need giant robots. And, there are less explosions. Hopefully."said the Alpha.


Jim walked in to meet his new roommates. They consisted of: Dan, Susan, and Jack Skye for the legendary birds, Jacob Adler for Mewtwo, Mary Ria for Mew, John, Jack, and Elizabeth McCoy for the Beasts. Joseph Silvan for Lugia, and Carie Gold for Ho-oh, Sari Jackson for Celebi, Joe, Paul, and Jason Davidson for the Golems. David Brianson for Regigigas, Jared and Paula McPherson for the Eon Pokemon, Red, Edward, and April Hayle for the Super-aincient Pokemon, Sara Could for Jirachi, and Brian Voorhees for Deoxys. In his group, there was Ariel, Jack, and Trianna Farley for the lake trio, Dusk Josephson, Marion Trina, and Stephen Tyson for the Legendary Titans. Some guys he couldn't remember the name of for Heatran and Phione. Alan Breck for Darkrai, and Angelina Joel for Shaymin. He had only met Dusk and Alan previously, and he was not very friendly around Dusk, not anymore, anyway. Alan, on the other hand, was what many others considered his best friend, and was who Jim considered to be an annoyance. Most people here, with the sole exception of David, who was 35, were about 16. Arceus said he was in charge, and he didn't think they would listen to him. "Everyone may I have your attention!"he shouted. Everyone proceeded to turn and face him. "I have your stones here, so if you would get into an orderly line, you can get them, otherwise, you won't.".Had he not thrown the threat in, they would have ignored him. As they walked up, he handed everyone their stones, saving his, of course. When he checked his, he found it to be made of white marble with a gold ring around a yellow diamond in the middle. It had a feeling of power, a very sublime power, not a kind that would make you feel like a megalomaniac, but a very unique power. Deciding to test it, Jim touched the diamond in the middle. He was quickly enveloped by a glowing white light. Testing his powers, he created a statue of Arceus on the wall. "Impressive,"said a voice, who Jim realized was Arceus,"Most Impressive. Have the others discovered their powers?"."Not yet. But I'd be surprised if these people didn't within 3 days...


3 Days Later...

As Jim predicted, the majority of the teens had figured out their powers and were "testing them" for the 20th time. Susan Skye was testing her electricity control on the wall, while Stephen Tyson was slowing down time to do a Neo imitation. "Everyone, if you don't stop using your powers outside of the testing room, I can always take them back!"he shouted."You and what army?"asked Alan. "Alan you know very well when I make a threat I have every intention of carrying it out."reminded Jim. "Yeah well that was before I got the powers of Freddy Kruger. I challenge you!"Declared Alan. "I accept."said the always confident Jim. Walking into the sparring room, Jim activated his powers, and his 'armor' covered him. It actually looked more like a white suit with a grey undershirt, golden tie and collar. Alan's on the other hand, was a black leather biker outfit with gloves. His already white hair had grown and covered his right eye, and his red undershirt's collar was stuck straight up. "Your turn."said Jim. Alan proceeded to fire a dark void at Jim. Jim successfully tried to catch it with his bare hands and flung it back at Alan. Alan, caught unawares failed to deflect his rebounded attack and fell asleep. Jim decided to try out his Judgement and found he could reshape it into the form of two AK-47s. Fireing the bullets which were shots of light at Alan, he found himself grinning. The force of the 'bullets' woke up Alan and he formed a shadow claw on his right hand and charged at Jim. Jim grabbed Alan and utilized seismic toss by jumping several hundred feet in the air without hitting the ceiling somehow, then throwing Alan down. When Alan hit the ground at 250 MPH, he was knocked out and his armor disappeared leaving him in his regular clothes. Jim flew back down and deactivated his armor. "I think you should know that I now have the powers of Chuck Norris. Chuck beats Freddy, if I'm not mistaken."said the pop-culture savvy Jim. "You won't win next time."replied the ever-arrogant Alan. Oh, I wouldn't be to sure of that, Alan... Turing around, he saw a familiar face. "Dusk!"exclaimed an understandably surprised Jim. "Hello, Jimmy."said his ex-girlfriend.