AN: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy guys! This is my very first phanfic and I honestly think I have improved my writings over the summer. That is why I haven't updated my other fics in a very long time. But for the new years, I return. Please leave a review, and tell me what you think of my newly honed skills, and if you think I have improved, and how I can improve more. Ps this is 2015 phan just to give you a time frame.
The Malteasers Fic
Dan and Phil were at their radio show, hosting as they normally do. Dan was having a unscrupulous day. The fans were at it again, thinking him and phil were "in a relationship". Little did they know, that was everything he ever dreamed of: Dating phil, touching phil, kissing phil. He sighed, in exasperation. Phil noticed this, and as the mics were off, he turned to dan and inquired "Are you okay? What happened? You seem pretty off 2day." Dan ignored him. He wasn't taKIng any of phil/s shit. "Dan?" "Just STFU FILLIP" he screamed, turning around to leave the bbc. Phil stood, speechless, but as thy say in movies the h=shiw must go on and he continud. Fil left the bbc shakin his hed. Why would dan do this? What had he don 2 maek him so made? Doesn't he kno the shippers wil go crazy after this. He decided that he could make it up 2 dan by bying his fave snack, Malteasers.
Meanwhile with dan
Dan sat in his room scrolling through tumblr. He now realized that wat he did was idiotic as fuck. He shook his hed. The amount of fanfics doubled just bcuz this situation. He shoved away his laptop. He couldn't deal with tumblr anymore. Just then, teh door opened, and phil came (AN: Gedit?) "Danyul im sorry and I brought u these maleasetrs to make up 4 it"
"no fil im sorry. Its all meh fault. Nao the shippers rly think theres something between us."
"Ur wrong danyul"
"wut"
"but wat if ther IS something between us….. LOVE….." phil excailmed
"no pil….. there cant be….. the fans….. think of the phans" Dan protested.
"You know most of them would be pleased, dan." Phil threw his hands up in the air "THIS IS WHAT THY"VE BEEN DREAMING OF DAN"
Dan still wouldn't give in, even though his heart was telling him yes, but his brain still said no, "but…. The haters-" Phil cut him off "LET THE H8 damnit! Have you learned nothing from taylor swift?"
"I supose your right Dan saihed, exasperated. Phil took that as a notion to push dan against te wal and press his hungry lips to dans. They began to make him (dan) out. The tongues of th e 2 luvers did the tango as they kissed eavhother with passion and hunger.
Dan brok the kiss to say "you have no ideer how long ive wanted to do that for" said dan
"ME too dan, me too." Said phil to dan and refastened their lips. Dan started to mon.
"f uck! phi l!" he gasped. As fil moved downward onto his neck, sucking the isthmus. He started to bite the appendage making sure he left a good hickey ont he neck of danyul. But then the phone rang so they had to stop. (an: WTF DID YOU RLLY THINK I WAS GONNA CONTINUE THAT SCEN? ITS TOO PORN!)
Dan was left to brood after fil left. He gasped for breath as he took in the events that just happened. What did this make them? Dan pondered to himself as he longinglky staired into phil talking on the phone with his mother. (AN: I know how miuch u all love heart eyes howl so I brought him in 4 a cameo) He supossed he would have to wait until another time to ask him. He sighed.
