Hey this parody goes to the tune of "one short day" fromthe musical "wicked"
One Short Trip
Hagrid: Follow me to Hogwarts School
First years: one short trip across the lake to the school
Hermione: oh, I've always wanted to see this school!
First years: one short trip across the lake to the school
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First years: One short trip across the lake to the school,
One short trip to the place we'll have fun
Every way that I look in this school
There's something exquisite I can't wait to visit
Before the years through
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Hermione: there are bookshelves far as the eye can see
Ron: broomsticks, and candy
Both: too much to bear
There are wonders like I've never seen,
Hermione: It's all smart
Ron: and it's all free
Harry: I think I've found the place where I belong
I want to be in this magic school
So I'll back for good someday
Hermione: to make my life
Ron: and make some Pay
All three: but for today we'll wander and enjoy!
All students: one short trip across the lake to the school,
One short trip till our life's change for good
One short trip,
Harry and Ron: and were warning the city, now that were in here,
You'll (points to teachers) know we've been here,
The years through
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McGonagall: First years! Follow Me!
Other students: whose the man whose major insanitarias,
Making Hogwarts wartyer?
Who's the man who gladly chipped in to save all our lives!
Whose enthuse for eating Bernie bott beans?
has all of us totally out of it?
Whooo?
Isn't he wonderful? (Albus Dumbledore!)
Well I hope you liked it, in case you didn't know the original song that goes to this tune is from the musical wicked. If you don't have the cd yet, I recommend going out right now and buying it, its totally worth the $13.
