A/N Lotte Smotti wanted me to get the story started to yea...The first paragraph is by LLP...
Barry surveyed the scene. He couldn't believe it. He was having his first birthday party ever. What was even better was that Andrew, Lemo, and Andy have all come early to help him and Sirius set up. By him and Sirius, it meant just Sirius. He was simply too exited to help. also Sirius had told him to piss off, as Barry couldn't decide which was better: With the moustache or not (with Sirius's latest obsession was facial hair) What made Barry even more exited was the surprise theme Sirius had arranged 'Pimps and prostitutes', so Barry took great pleasure in kicking back on the magically conjured sofa and watch Lemo bend over in her incredibly short black skirt. Barry tapped his glass and it magically refilled,
"Good old re-filling charm," Barry muttered. Andy stomped over to Barry, "I know it's your birthday, but why do you get to sit on your arse while we work our butts off?"
Barry chuckled,
"Because I can,"
Andy pouted,
"Quite frankly I'm disgusted by that statement."
Andrew came up behind her, and grabbed her around her waist and threw her over his shoulder, "Put me down!" Andy protested, "I'm in a mini-skirt and I probably just flashed Barry!"
Andrew slapped her on the arse,
"We're all family."
Lemo wrinkled her nose and sat on Barry,
"I guess that makes you the sick perverted uncle?"
"That's me!"
Sirius entered the room,
"I'm the sexy cousin that no-one can resist!"
Sniggers came from all corners of the room.
Sirius shrugged,
"It was worth a shot..."
Barry adjusted Lemo on his lap,
"So, who else is coming, Sirius?"
Sirius shrugged,
"Who ever she invited," he pointed to Andy.
"Andy? Why not Lemo?"
Sirius sighed,
"Oh I tried, but Lemo wouldn't stop screaming 'I aint no whore!' after I told her the theme."
Lemo grinned sheepishly,
"Well, I'm not..."
"So who's coming Andy?"
Andy looked at Andrew,
"I told him to sort it."
Andrew snapped back to attention,
"I…What?"
There was silence except for the sound of Sirius's hand hitting his forehead. Andrew then laughed,
"I'm just taking the piss...I invited Mione, Erin and Partner, Nick, Lotte, Cheesy, Banana, Seamus, Thomas, Johnny and Partner, Don, Jub, Timmo, Professor Loopy, The Hufflepuff 4th year Quidditch team, the ravenclaw 4th year Quidditch team, the Slytherin 4th year Quidditch team... Ummm... I think that's-"
"You invited the SLYTHERINS!" Lemo, Barry, Andy and Sirius all chorused.
"I think so..." Andrew said, and then stroked his chin, "Or I might not have... I can't remember..."
They all groaned,
"DREW...!"
"Happy birthday, Barry!" cried a group of Ravenclaw Quidditch players, as they entered the room, each carrying either drinks or some form of junk food.
"Lotte! Take you coat off, look at Andy and Lemo!" Barry called to Lotte, who was hiding in the corner wrapped in a long black trench coat.
Lotte glared at Barry.
"Come on! It's not that bad," said Andy, holding out her arm to take Lotte's coat, which Lotte grudgingly took off and gave her, revealing a slightly see through black lace shirt and a tight leather mini skirt.
The night waned on, with thankfully, no sign of the Slytherin's turning up. Music was blaring from a stereo system Mione had lent Barry for the party. Around 11pm the Hufflepuff Quidditch team started arriving, bringing with them alcohol.
By 12pm two thirds the room were either drunk or tipsy, including Sirius and Professor Loopy who were singing drunken ballads one minute and crying with their
arms around each other and saying "I love you, man!" the next.
Lemo and Barry were making out on the magically conjured couch, Jub had found a broom and was pole dancing to "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls which Don was happily watching, Andy and Andrew had left the room and were doing god-knows-what, Cheesy and Banana (still sober) were chatting to some guys from the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, Lotte was sitting on some guy's lap with his arm around her complaining she was cold, Erin was trying her best to get rid of Seamus, who was trying to chat her up and others were either mingling or dancing.
Around half past the power was cut off.
"Hey! Sirius? Did you forget pay the power Bills?" Barry shouted, over the groans and the startled screams of the party goers, outside came shouts and yells of Triumph and Hysterical laughter.
"Have a Nice birthday, Saucepan!" Shouted a voice from outside, that sounded a lot like Dracola Malfoy.
The staggering silence was broken by a crash and footsteps, the front door opened and high heels descended the steps, followed by a string of curses.
"The bastards have blown up the damn fuse box" cried a slightly slurred female voice "Anyone know a Charm that can fix blown up things?" Lotte reentered the dark living room her wand out and glowing, Professor Loopy stood up, and staggered slightly and followed her outside and the power flicked back on. Everyone cheered and clapped professor Loopy on the back and handed him drinks as the party resumed itself.
Poofeh: Hey, hope you like the first chapter ppls! 'veiw plse:D sankoo Ambo for beta'ing!
