Name: Broken Frames
By: Karesu Gaara Mikosu
Sequel to 'If You Had Only Stayed In That Picture'
Summary: In London, England Sasuke and Naruto now live a normal life... well as normal as those two can be at least...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
'We are the nobodies
want to be somebodies'
-The Nobodies by Marilyn Manson
"I hate people, I hate them more with each passing day! Why are there other people in the world, and sense there IS... why do they have to be annoying?" A certain blue-eyed and blonde-haired boy groaned as he sank into the couch he was occupying. The darker of the two gave his lover a strange look as these words passed his lips.
"Bad day at work, Naru-chan?" Sasuke asked in a monotone as he sorted through the mail for the day, mildly glancing at the television that was on in the distance.
"Bad? You don't know the half of it! Sometimes I envy you Sasuke, considering you work at a bookstore, instead of a Café. Seriously, all you have to deal with is having people pay, and your done with it! Alright, maybe you have to tell a few people where stuff is from time to time, but really! You get to deal with the smart and less rambunctious crowd!" A soft chuckle made Naruto stop in the middle of his rant, "What is so damn funny, Uchiha?"
"Rambunctious? I had no idea you even had such a complex word in your vocabulary, dobe." That got Naruto's attention as he sprang up from his earlier seat and pulled the raven haired man to the ground before pinning him there.
"What was that? Are you trying to say that I am some sort of moron?" He growled down at the other, but before he could spat out any more insults or questions a pair of lips closed upon his. Shock was the only thing that registered within Naruto's body as their position switched and Sasuke was towering over him, ravishing his mouth. The blonde moaned out as the dark haired angels tongue probed his mouth and blue orbs closed in contentment.
By the time the kiss was finished Naruto was gasping for breath and fully prepared for more, when Sasuke got off of him and picked up the mail that had fallen to the floor and went back to sorting through it. "If you hate stupid and annoying people so much, maybe we should bring back natural selection. In a prehistoric time the stupid people died off and the smart ones breed, thus raising more smart people. I am still attempting to figure out when the smart ones decided to let the idiots live."
"You are such a bastard, you know that right?" Naruto panted out from his spot on the ground.
A smirk made its way to the Uchiha's lips, but he didn't even spare a glance at the golden haired boy. "I have been told, yes." It only furthered his amusement when he charge let out a low growl of annoyance at the given answer.
"Sometimes it just doesn't not seem worth it to put up with you Sasuke." Naruto sighed as he pushed himself off the floor and back onto his earlier location. Looking on the small coffee table before him he saw a stack of letters addressed to him. Picking them up he took them out of their paper cases and scanned over the words that were scribbled onto each page.
"We both know I more than make up for it in bed." A blush spread across the blondes cheeks as these words were sputtered, may they be true or not. How could he say that with a straight face?
Silence reigned supreme in their home for maybe a good five minutes as Naruto's gaze was preoccupied by the T.V. that was playing some old James Bond film. The blonde observed it a few more moments before asking his dark haired lover "If you were someone who was evil and wanted to take over the world... or whatever you were doing... you wouldn't give the good-guy a speech about how your evil plans are going to go, would you?" he asked, watching as Bond once again escaped slightly after his speech.
"What kind of idiot would tell someone how they are going to do something, in general, not only take over the world." Sasuke responded, sighing the movie that was still playing.
"Well... what about if you were about to blow up the world and the only one you can tell before everyone died was the good-guy that you thought you had captured! Your genius would have been killed forever, and when people go onto the next world they would all be 'what a insane person!' No one would ever know!" Naruto elaborated, with hand motions and everything.
"The only difference between ingenious and insanity is degrees of success." Sasuke said, finally getting annoyed with the eclectic box and turned it off. "Degrees of success are also in the eyes of the beholder, so if you were a true genius you would just press the 'die button' on the world and be content that you are the one who did it."
"Well that sucks, and its boring." Naruto said, looking at the dark haired man almost with a blank expression.
"Its called logic." He simply replied.
"Well, I hate logic!" The blonde protested, glaring at the other when he heard something muttered about 'no wonder, you don't use it too often' in his general direction "Well I do."
"I thought you hated people." The Uchiha smirked at his lover as he stormed out of the room in frustration.
'Blackbird singing in the dead of night
take these broken wings and learn to fly'
-Blackbird by The Beatles
A/N: Well there you have it, the first chapter of the sequel to 'If You Had Only Stayed In That Picture'! I hope you liked it, I thought it was okay... but most definitely not one of my best works ever.
