Road Trip? Road Trip. 1
Summary: So, this was all the Tweedles fault, right? They're the reason I'm sitting on a bench near Long Beach, California with a dead phone, ten bucks, and a lost Reed. Yeah, this is awesome. Tweedle-centric Fic.
Pairings-Rane, Finchel, Klaine, Dwight/OC, Wevid, Tweedles/Twic OC's, Brittana, and implied Chang squared, Wemma, and maybe, if your lucky Samcedes
Chapter 1
"No way. I will not do this. You know how the New Year's party ended. Nope." Charlie said.
"But," Evan said
"Come on, Queen" Ethan said
"No."
"Well, fine." both Tweedles said in unison, storming off in a Tweedle fashion.
Charlie watched them walk off, and knew right off the bat that he had made a mistake. They'll find a way. At least he wasn't involved.
"Would you two like to go to California? It's against the queen of Hearts." Evan said. Wes smiled evilly.
"What? Like all of Windsor. On a bus. You're kidding." David said.
"Yes. I think it would be better than our New Year's party." Evan said.
"There would only be a limited amount of booze." Ethan finished.
"Katherine? Could she come?" David asked.
"Nope. Only Windsor, and Kurt's family because the Queen can't find out." Evan said.
"Okay, I guess so." David said.
"We're in." Wes said, smiling. Davis just grinned.
"Why not?" Reed said, thinking of how Shane will join them if Blaine goes, and Blaine will only go if Kurt goes, and Kyrt will go if he goes.
"If Reed's going, I'll go." Kurt said.
"Okay. I'll call Shane, since he's flying up tomorrow, and tell him to pack for the beach." Blaine said. Reed did a mental fist pump.
"See you tomorrow at six. The Queen sowesnt know. You, Reed, are going to visit New York, Kurt, you're going to Lima, Blaine, you and Shane are going with Kurt." Evan-or was it Ethan?- said. They all nodded and ran out if the Tweedles room to pack.
"Only if I can pre-exorcize the bus." was Dwight's response.
"We can deal with that. Get there a few hours early.
"Please, please, please! I'm your favorite cousin!"
"Fine, you can park the bus here," Danny said.
"yay!" Kurt yelled.
"But only if Finn's there and we get to tag along." Darcy finished. Kurt's face dropped.
"Fine. I'll call Finn. Then I'll call you back." he said, hanging up the phone. He dialed Finn. This is gonna' be fun.
"Finn, do you wanna go to California with Windsor?" I asked. He was out of breath. God, no.
"What?" he said, catching his breath.
"Please tell me your not making out with Rachel!" Kurt yelled.
"I'm not making out with Rachel?" Finn said with a questioning tone in his voice.
"Then you're making out with Quinn?" Kurt said.
"God, no. I'm making out with Rachel!" Finn yelled
"Good. Do you want to go to California? I really need you to, you're the only reason Danny and Dark will come. And you know their scheming minds. I need you here!" Kurt yelled into the phone.
"Fine. But if I go, can I drag Sam, Cedes, and Rachel along too?" Finn said.
"Yeah, okay, only if you don't make out with Rachel the whole time." Kurt said, smiling.
"I'll call Sam, you can call Mercedes. They're dating now, you know." Kurt gaped at the phone.
"Sure. I know." Kurt said, trying not to scream.
"Bye." Finn said.
"Bye." Kurt said. He pulled out his phone an dialed his cousin's number.
"Dark, Finn's in."
The redhead on the other line flipped her hair at the same time as her twin.
"Are we good, or are we awesome, George?" Darcy said.
"I'd much rather go for the latter, Fred." Danny said, smirking.
"Hermione! Harry! Ron! We're going on vacation!" the Weasley twins yelled in unison.
"Mercedes Jones! How could you not tell me!" Kurt yelled into the phone.
"Wait, no one knows, it's a secret!" She yelled back.
"You're not good at secrets if Finn figured it out!" Kurt yelled back.
"I'm sorry, Kurt. It was stupid of me to not tell you. Sorry. Wait, is this the only reason you called me?" she said.
"Sorry for yelling at you, Cedes. Nope. How free are you this break?" Kurt said.
"I got nothing, why? Tell me, White Boy!" Mercedes yelled.
"How about you come with me to California. It'll be awesome!" Kurt said.
"Boo, I'll be there. Wait, who else is coming?" she said.
"Dwight, Reed, Blaine, Shane, the Tweedles, Finn, Rachel, Sam, Wes, David, and te Weasleys, oh! I mean Dark and Danny. Just so used to calling them that. Sorry."Kurt said.
"Okay? Wait, Sam! I'm in." Mercedes said.
"Crap. Queen of Hearts! I'll text you!" Kurt yelled into his phone, and, after telling Charlie he, Blaine, and Shane were going to Cleveland and Lima for a week, went to finish packing.
"Evan, Ethan, you can park the bus in front of Prima at Dorby. I'll warn you about Danny and Dark. They're almost as bad as you with terrorizing that school. It just so happens they refused to let us park there unless they got to go. They have tri-weekly Nerf battles. Oh! Ad their twins." Kurt said, finishing his rant.
"Okay. Well, I guess we're good. We'll see you tomorrow." Evan-again can't be told apart- said.
Tell It to me straight. Do you like it. I don't want you to say something about grammar, my Beta is on Vacation.
Crap, I'm late again...
-White Rabbit
