I only write sugoi fanfics for sugoi people, such as myself.
"Murderer, Jack the Arsonist, I'm here for your charcoal." This is the land of Fire Eater, created by a master illusionist. "Holy hat, Magma! The charcoal!" Yelled out my companion, Fire. He was always beyond kawaii words; his flamey red hair always had mystified me. It looked like flames burning on the sun. His hair was not always red, it was sometimes orange, and streaks of yellow. Sucking on a Sweat A Nut, I crumpled the can like a bug. A nasty icky poopy bug that resembled Peevil Punderwood, that creepy little grin on his face and shitty bug monsters he always had. "Chicken shit!" I yelled out, our 99th charcoal was escaping as I had a witty metaphor planned out for the description of crushing my can. Fire turned to me, "But then who was watch?" "CHICKEN SHIT!" "But then who was watching the wa-" AND SUDDENLY A GAINT SHARK ERUPTED OUT OF THE GROUND, GLITTER AND ALL. "VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "CHICKEN SHIT!" "Holy hat!" "
SHE SUDDENLY HIT THE CEILING.
Mindfuck. There was no fire eater. It was all an illusion.
The watches watching the watchmen. Then who's watching the watch? The next 2 watches being made. Then who was watching those 2? There's no answer.
Then who was watching the watch?
Lots of screaming for 30 minutes.
ADRIEN! NO! HOW COULD YOU!?
NITE OWL'S A SLUT!
MINDFUCK. IT WAS TSUNA. TSUNA WAS THE RETARDED BABY TROLL THING. MALE PREGNANCY WAS EVERYWHERE.
RORSCHACH DON'T MISS! NITE OWL YOU MISSED! PEEPEE.
RUNNING IN THE 90S!
GIANT ASS BLUE DONG.
DINO WAS ADRIEN. GAYASS HORSE.
SOMEONE WAS SOMEONE'S KID. MINDFUCK. THERE WAS NO KID. IT WAS ALL AN ILLIUSION, NO MALE PREGNANCIES WERE FOUND.
SPOIL ALERT! THEY ALL DIED. IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION. EVERYONES FAGGOTS.
RORSCHACH WANTS BEANS AND SUGARCUBES!
MY FAGGOT HAD A TURTWIG.
SAND IN ADIREN'S BED. RORSCHACH WANTED BLANKETS. HE WAS SLEEPING IN THE STREETS WHERE HE USUALLY LIVES. GO BACK HOME.
DANIEL TELLS US A BED TIME STORY! GOLDIE LOCKS! THE THREE LITTLE BEARS! TSUNA, HIBARI, DINO, AND MUKURO WAS A WOLF. DINO WAS GOLDIE LOCKS.
WE HATE THE SUN.
Daniel: IT'S OKAY GUYS! GUYS CALM DOWN! STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING!
SPOLIER ALERT. THERE WAS NO REBORN.
RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL. I WANT SOME BEANS.
IT TURNED INTO A LIGER.
DERPRA.
RORSCHACH'S A GIRL. THEY'RE BOTH REDHEADS.
BLACK STONE.
M.O.M.
RESIDENT EVIL 5. COME ON HURRY UP. THANKS. WESKER IS ADRIEN.
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?
ONCE UPON A TIME. THERE'S WAS A LITTLE BOY NAMED ADRIEN THAT WOULDN'T SHUT UP AND WOULDN'T GO TO BED.
