Let me know if you want me to continue or just shut up already.

Also I do not own Lost Girl or it's characters.

It's been six long years since that night at the Dal when that asshole Dyson suggested I make a run for it. Six long years of rising to power and becoming the most dangerous thing on two very long and sexy legs. If it wasn't for that pup I would probably still be that pathetic human doctor working under yet another new Ash. God knows none of them can stick around for longer then four months at a time. As it is, I am the newly crowned Morrigan and I am loving every minute of it. Gone is the goodie two-shoes pushover Lauren and in her place is the extremely sexy and evil ruler of The Dark.

When that dog first suggested I high tail it out of town while I had the chance I was hesitant because I had a hot succubus that knew how to do me in all the right ways. Looking back though, I guess I really hesitated because the pathetic human I was loved Bo. She treated me terribly most of the time. Always going back and forth between me and Dyson or any other Tom, Peter, or Harry Dick that gave her a wink and a hello. Finally though, I came to my senses and ran for the hills. Of course my grand escape didn't last very long. Fae everywhere were searching for the Ash's escaped human slave. Luckily for me Evony's men found me before the Scooby Gang or the Ash's broody bunch could. Evony cut me a deal and in exchange for my protection I was to become The Dark's resident Doc. I accepted like the weakling I was but started secretly working on a way to take Evony and all the other fae down.

A few years after I started working for and sleeping with Evony I found the perfect way to get back at all the fae for all the terrible shit they had put me through over the years. I discovered a way to make them human. Evony was of course my first test subject because she was the evil bitchy Morrigan after all. She had been more than happy to exchange my imprisonment to the Ash for my imprisonment to her. That night when we slept together, as we had been doing for the past couple of years, I slipped her the serum. I knew it would strip her of her fae powers but what I wasn't aware of was that it would transfer those powers to me. However, not only did it transfer her abilities is also brought over her evil nature. I was no longer the sweet pathetic Lauren Lewis.

After I gained Evony's powers it wasn't long til I wanted more. I did inherit all of Evony's evilness after all. I craved power.

So I slept around, a lot. I stole dark fae's abilities left and right. I had a new woman in my bed every night and a few men just to make it even. Eventually I had so much power coursing through my veins that I could easily become the ruler of the world if I wanted to.

"Who am I kidding? I do want to".

But ruler of all fae would be a nice start. So I made Evony give me her title in exchange for not killing her. I was the ruler of The Dark, but to become the ruler of all fae I needed to go back to shitty Toronto. Like a dog with her leg tucked between her tail. Back to the place I never thought I would escape when I was human. The difference was this time The Light has no idea what they are dealing with.