Author's Notes: This is not a sequel...However, it will be (hopefully...eventually...maybe...) YAOI!!! If you don't like yaoi, please do not read. Find something else...with fluffy bunnies and rainbow roses, please. Thank you.

This is dedicated to Eileen-san, Zo-zemonkeySan, Lady Geuna and Verum (of course)! Why? Because Eileen-san wanted a sequel to the last two sequels (but I couldn't think of one. I'm so sorry, Eileen-san!), and Verum, Zo-zemonkeySan and Lady Geuna were crazy enough to read and review the last two stores!

So, to my crazy fans! I dedicate this next story to them! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

WARNING: Ahoy! This contains foul language and mature themes! HOWEVER, there is NO GRAPHIC SCENES!!! IMPLIED SCENES, YES!!! GRAPHIC, NO!!! If you are DISTURBED by implied adult situations such as rape, please DO NOT READ THIS!!! Again , please go and find a story with fluffy bunnies and rainbow roses...you won't find that here.

I'm not going to write anything that you couldn't see in prime-time television. (But, I realize your imaginations can be much WORSE than that...!!!)

Now, unto the story...

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Chapter 1: Missing Sanji

"Oi, Ero-Kokku!" The green haired swordsman called out as he swung the two large sacks full of provisions on to the ship's deck.

As each member of the Mugiwara crew's heads appeared over the side of the Going Merry, it was quite evident that the various shopping excursions had gone rather well. The little blue-nosed reindeer had found the rare herbs and minerals that he had long been looking for, Usopp had located a vial of a new chemical compound that promised to provide an entertaining light spectacle along with a rather loud explosion, Robin had discovered a book that told of the history of that island and the various types of inhabitants found within it, Luffy looked rather stuffed from whatever foods he had ingested earlier that day, and Nami and Zoro had found all the fresh food that had been on Sanji's list--at a reasonable price, to boot!

As the swordsman half-dragged, half-carried, the two sacks into the kitchen, he continued to yell. "Hey, Asshole! You want these supplies, or not?"

Green eyes swept across the kitchen, no cook. However, the stew on the stove still seemed to be simmering, and there was an empty plate sitting on the kitchen table. Had the Kuso-Kokku eaten and gone off somewhere? One of the green eyes twitched, partly from the annoyance that Dartboard Eyebrow wasn't guarding the ship as he was supposed to be doing, and partly because that same eyebrow was attached to someone who would feed himself before the rest of the crew and disappear.

"Let's leave him behind," growled the swordsman as he abandoned his load on the table.

Walking back onto the ship's deck, the orange haired navigator had a strange feeling that something was not quite right.

"Sanji-kun?!" Shouted Nami, waiting to hear the cook's usual love calls.

Only the sounds of the rest of the crew's chatter and pounding surf replied to her question.

"Sanji-kun?! Where are you?!"

"Nami?" Asked the red vested captain, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know...but something's...wrong?..."

Suddenly a loud screech for help came from the sniper, and all hands quickly ran towards the source of the sound in the men's quarters.

Standing in the middle of the room was Usopp, surrounded by what could only have been the result of a tornado whipping through the room. Hammocks torn and hanging, a couch and table thrown across the room, personal belongings strewn everywhere.

"This is not good," stated the swordsman, concern finally entering his voice.

"We have to find Sanji!" Shouted Luffy as he punched his fist into his hand. "And we have to find him NOW!"

"Great," exclaimed a worried Nami, "and how exactly do we do that?"

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Deep within the dark bowels of a ship, the blonde haired cook slowly awoke. White stars seemed to explode behind his eyes, as pain ripped through his head and body. Attempting to stand, the cook discovered that his hands and feet were bound, leaving him totally helpless.

"Oi!" Sanji tried to yell, only to hear his shout muffled by the gag tied around his mouth.

"Throw him in with the rest of them," a grating voice ordered.

"Aren't you going to untie him?" Asked a voice next to Sanji.

"Are you kidding me? After what he did to us?" Responded the grating voice.

"But the Captain said..."

"Shut up and do as you're told!"

Hands roughly grabbed the cook and threw him down an opening in the floor.

Landing with a thud on the wood below, Sanji felt his existing injuries increase in severity as his back absorbed the shock of the six-foot free fall.

Looking around, the blonde discovered that there was very little light in the stockade that he had been thrust into. However, even with that small amount of light, he could see that he was surrounded by grizzled men who appeared to have been there for a very long time.

"Is it a woman?" Asked a man somewhere in the back of the room.

"Do you really think they would throw a woman in here?" Replied an agitated voice somewhere closer.

"Don't care," stated another voice, "he looks pretty enough."

Pulling on his bonds, Sanji tried desperately to tear them off. Grimacing as the ropes cut into his wrists and ankles, making them bleed.

"Likes pain, dontcha boy?" Laughed a particularly odorous man with yellow rotted teeth.

Grabbing a handful of the blonde's soft hair, the man pulled the cook's head to the side and bit him on his exposed neck.

Eyes wide with shock and anger, the cook pulled his tied legs towards his chest and kicked his attacker across the room and into the surrounding onlookers.

Laughing at the spectacle, the other men in the stockade tentatively advanced forward. All trying not to be come victims of the cook's long legs, while attempting to subdue him.

Without warning a large muscular behemoth was on Sanji, flipping the cook over onto his stomach and pressing his full weight upon the slender blonde's back.

"Now we get to have some fun," the behemoth whispered into the blonde's ear. Then with a sinister gleeful laugh he added, "and I get to go first..."

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Author's Note: Loved it? Hated it? I hope you guys at least enjoyed it...

Sanji: Oi! I thought Zoro was going to get it?

Zoro: You wish!

KS: Who said that he wouldn't GET IT? (sinister smirk)

Zoro: Oi!

So, stick around for the next installment. (Which unfortunately won't be for a while...I have other things to attend to here. Sorry...) Aloha!