One day Ash and Misty were sitting in the living room when Ash then said "Bitch make me a sandwhich". Misty then went over and smacked him in the dick and threw him across the room and knocked him out cold. She then took her panties off and peed on him. After that she put him in a box and threw a sandwich in his face and nailed the board shut and sent him to kenya. After about 3 days she started to flip out. So she went to kenya and met Barrack Obama and Osama Bin Laden(Their Brothers). She then said "Thank you for coming on such short notice". "Anything for you my queen" says Osama Bin Laden. "UHHHHHHHHHH Make it quick UHHHHHHHHHH I have to get back to not caring about the country". "I need to get Ash back". "It is very uncecisary will cost millions in the U.S. military budget and UHHHHHHHHHHH many young American lives". "Let's do it" said Obama. Right after Obama said that he pulled out a desert eagle and shot Osama Bin Laden in the back of the head. "Why did you do that" said Misty. "If I didn't I would have definatly gotten impeached". (Narrator's voice) So on they go with their adventure to save Ash, But what has Ash been doing all this time in kenya.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! What's going on" asked Ash. He then saw the moldy peanut butter and banana sandwich and says "damn it Misty i'm allergic to peanut butter, and what smells like piss". All of a sudden the box opens and Ash jumps out and there are a herd of african people surrounding him. "Where am I" he yelled "you're in Kenya" said Brock "Brock what are you doing in Kenya" asked Ash. "Well after Pikachu gave me AIDs from all the gay sex, I went to Africa to be with my own kind". "So why are you here" asked Brock. "Because Misty is a huge bitch". "Well you're naked, you smell like piss and you're a psycopath, you'll fit right in". "You'll sleep over here" said Brock. When Ash looked at it he saw a huge pile of bodies and the very strong scent of onions. So much they made Ash cry. Then all of a sudden Shrek appeared "are you the faggot who smells like onions" asked Ash. "Don't make fun of my onions" yelled Shrek. "What are you doing here onion fucker" asked Ash. "I grow onions in Africa now" said Shrek. "Why" asked Ash. "Because it's cheaper, also it's none of your buisness Ash". "Okay then" said Ash. "You have to leave Kenya" said Shrek. "Why" said Ash. "Because Misty and Barrack Obama are tracking you down they'll be here in an hour" said Shrek. "Why are you helping me" asked Ash. "Because I want something in return" said Shrek.
"I want a vape" said Shrek and at that moment Shrek suddenly had the H3H3 summer look clothes on him. "How did you change so fast" asked Ash. It's just the power of the onion" said Shrek. Ash handed his vape pen to Shrek, Shrek then vaped up and yelled "VAPE NATION!" He then said "There's a plane over there" Ash looked at the old rusty plane with Shrek's semen all over it. Ash carefully entered the plane and started it. Right as he started the plane Barrack Obama came to the village in a tank while shooting at the plane with his desert eagle. The plane suddenly started and Ash flew away, but while he was in the sky there was a black hawk following Ash. The black hawk had shot at Ash but he had dodged every single bullet. Then Michelle Obama jumped out of the black hawk and grabbed on to the plane, she then climbed to the cockpit grabbed Ash by the dick and threw him out of the plane. Luckily Ash had on a parachute on, and Michelle Obama landed on Brock, and when that happened Brock had an orgazm.
Ash was cornered by Barrack Obama and his wife, then Misty appeared "WHAT THE HELL!" asked Ash "Why did you send me to Kenya" said Ash. "Because your being an asshole lately". "Well maybe you could've talked to me first before you sent me to fucking Kenya" yelled Ash. All of a sudden they started making out, they did so for days. They woke up in their living room, just then Ash says "Bitch make me a sandwhich". THE END (Check out my friend Jiggly Booty for Emo Shrek).
