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Summery: Read it first
Don't touch this
Once upon a time, the characters of many fantasy worlds were all thrown together at the whim of an author up to late at night. Aragorn was walking in an enchanted wood with Arwen when he was a young guy. Suddenly Eragon and Saphira appear.
Arwen: Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: Foul beast! Come no closer!
Eragon: Who are you!
Aragorn: I am Aragorn son of Arathorn Ranger of the north!
Eragon: I am Eragon son of well I don't know yet! And you best tell me what a man is doing in Du Weldenvarden!
Saphira: (The girl is an elf)
Eragon: (Still they could be for Galbatorix)
Aragorn: What are you talking about young knave-(Saphira roars) Eragon son of who knows who?
Author: This is in Eldest Eragon hasn't found out the big secret we all saw coming
Aragorn: Are you an agent of Souron?
Eragon: Are you an agent of Galbatorix?
Arwen: Galbawho?
Aragorn: I know nothing of Galbanorix
Eragon: It's Galbatorix! Who the heck is Sour on?
Aragon: It's Souron you idiot! (Saphira roars)
Aragorn: Sorry, you young boy.
Eragon: I killed Durza my name is Eragon Shadeslayer.
Author: You may have killed him but only with a lot of help
Eragon: Ya I guess
Author: I'm bored POOF!
(Harry Potter as well as Voldemort and Ron show up)
Harry: Expeliarmus!
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Ron: I just live here.
Aragorn: Who are you and why are you saying those strange words.
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! (At Aragorn, nothing happens)
Harry: This must be a place of beauty and love
Aragorn: In fact this place prevents any magic from being used
Ron: O crap
Voldemort: My Horcruxes won't work here I'm mortal
(Harry and Ron snigger)
Voldemort: What
Author: I'm bored again POOF (Elphaba and Glinda show up)
Elphaba: BRING ME DOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Galinda: I Hope you're happy
Elphaba: Bring me DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN (Saphira snorts and the fire singes Elphaba broom causing her to fall.
Glinda: Elphie, where are we?
Elphaba: I don't know but it must be better than Oz
Glinda: Elphie, I'm scared
Aragorn: (whispering to Arwen) it's an orc and it's holding that poor girl hostage
Elphaba: Who are you people?
(Jonas Brothers Appear appears)
Jonas Brothers: Live to party bust you're moves (Bolt of lightning strikes them killing all of them)
Random Fan girl: You killed the Jonas Brothers
Saphira: Good riddance
Fan Girl cries so much Glinda hits her with her wand and Fan girl is knocked out.
Aragorn: Die you miserable creature! (Attacks Elphaba, Elphaba hurls Aragorn back 10 feet)
Elphaba: This is just like Oz
Aragorn: What new devilry is this?
Boromir: That's my line!
Aragorn: I just stole it (Drop kicks Boromir back to Gondor)
Glinda: Elphie, what are we going to do?
Elphaba: I don't know Miss Uphi- (Elphaba is slapped across the face)
Eragon: Everybody calm down, this Author person has us all here for a reason
Author: My own enjoyment
Eragon: So we have to do funny stuff that will sate her thirst
Saphira: I could get drunk
Eragon: Safe funny stuff
(Aragorn does a handstand)
Eragon: What was that for?
Aragorn: I don't know I felt like it
Eragon: Sure
Elphaba: Glinda teach them the words to no one mourns the Wicked (Suddenly the people of Oz arrive)
People of Oz: Wickedness must be punished! Evil must be eliminated! Wickedness must be punished for Good!
Elphaba: Gotta go. (She and Glinda leave followed by the people of Oz yelling for her death.
(Aragorn does another handstand)
Eragon: Seriously Aragorn?
(Hannah Montana appears singing a terrible pop edition of can't touch this)
Hannah Montana: Da Na Na Na Na Na Na do do do can't touch this!
(Syler from Heroes arrives and cuts Hannah's head open)
Syler: Yes I can
Eragon: Thank Aglasia that was terrible
Syler: What you're power
(Aragorn sneaks up behind Syler and cuts him in half)
The people of Oz reappear
People of Oz: Good news! He's dead! The mass murder is dead! The worst character ever created! The bane of poor Claire's existence is dead! Good news!
The people leave carrying Syler.
Aragorn: (Throws sword at Author) Are you done yet!
Arwen: May the power of the Valar protect you Aragorn!
Aragorn: I love you (They kiss)
Ron: At least it's not my sister
Harry: Shut it
Voldemort: (Looks menacing) I demand you to release me!
Author: But I haven't even gotten to other worlds such as POOF
(Peter Susan Edmund and Lucy pop in)
Peter: Spare Room is a strange land indeed
Lucy: I remembered wrong Pete
Aragorn: Who are you?
Saphira: This night is strange; wake me if you need me
Eragon: Go to bed and leave me to deal with these people
Saphira: I heard that
Peter: Greetings, my name is High king Peter the Magnificent
Edmond: King Edmond the just
Susan: Queen Susan the gentle
Lucy: Queen Lucy the
Author: Crap I've forgotten
Lucy: Cute little baby of the family
Aragorn: Aragorn son of Arathorn a ranger of the north
Voldemort: I am He who must not be named the Dark Lord and you know who!
Big God head from Monty Python appears and yells
Big God Head: Get on with it!
Harry: His name is Tom
Voldemort: No my name is
Lucy: Hi Tom
Voldemort: I should have listened to Dumbledore
Ron: Ya think?
Eragon: Okay at least we might be it
Author: POOF
Ron: Not again (Belgarath appears with Aunt Pol, Garion and Mandolloren)
Belgarath: Garion, what did you do?
Garion: Nothing Mister Wolf honest
Pol: He probably wouldn't even know he was doing it
Mandolloren: And who is this someone that I might challenge blades with?
Aragorn: I am Aragorn son of Arathorn and I will strike you down
Belgarath: I didn't know Arends migrated
Pol: Be nice father
(Mandolloren and Aragorn fall to the ground)
Arwen: Men!
Saphira: Can I go home yet
Eragon: No, we have more people.
Saphira: Dang it
Elphaba returns with Glinda
Elphaba: I won I don't believe it
Aragorn: It's the orc!
Elphaba: O stop that
Belgarath: Who are you?
Elphaba: I'm Elphaba
Belgarath: I'm the sorcerer Belgarath and I can
Pol: Stop that father.
Elphaba: Do this (Sends Belgariad Bunch back to Eddings world)
Eragon: Send us back please????????
Elphaba: Okay
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
End of story.
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