Chapter One: Idiots. You are all freakin Idiots.

"Wonder pets! Wonder pets! We are on our way! To fight the evil monster and save the day! Were not to big, and were not to tough, but if we work together we can have the right stuff! Gooo wonder pets! Yaaay!"

I was currently watching Tv with Tobi. Yes Tobi, of the Akatsuki. I lived with them, well more basically I lived for Itachi Sensi. He took me in when my parents were burned to death in a fire. He trained me, and made me what I am today.

"How can you watch this crap?, Kisame said while yawning. I ignored him.

"Hello? Hey you little midget I'm talking to you-" I was suddenly standing in front of him with a very deadly expression.

"You. Made. Me. Miss. The. Part. Where. They. Save. The. Dog." I said very slowly. Kisame held his hands up is surender, but I wasn't satisfied. He had to pay for his mistake.

My eyes glowed a dark red, and kisame's eyes widened. His hair caught on fire at my will, and he started screaming and flailng around trying to put it out.

Yes. My keke-gin ki was being able to set anything on fire at will. Its funny huh? How my family was killed by a fire, but fire ran through our blood. It skiped each generation though, so my parents didn't have the keke-gin-ki, but I did.

Itachi walked in, and I acted like nothing happened. Tobi gave me away though, pointing at Kisame and saying, " HAHAHA. YUMI SET YOU ON FIRE. WE ARE HAVING KISAME FOR DINNER!"

I sighed, and Itachi looked at me.

"Did you set Itachi on fire?" He asked me.

"Yup" I answered. I smiled a cheeky smile.

"You should have went for a more vital spot.." He murmered. I smiled even wider, and Kasami looked evn more pissed off.

I laughed and continued to watch what was left of the show. Kisame had put out the fire, and was giving me death glares, saying he was going to cut my long white hair while I was sleeping. As if.

"After the show goes off, there will be a meeting in the council room. Everyone is going to meet there", Itachi said before he walked away.

The show ended, and Kasami, Tobi, and I went to the council room. We were kinda late because we stoped to make some ice cream cones. Heh.

"Your late." Pain said. His glare would have scared anyone else, but we are the Akatsuki, and you get used to it.

"Mhm", I replied getting in my spot beside Itachi.

"We are having a meeting today to dicuss the objective of having Yumi go to the Hidden Leaf Village As a spy. We know that there is a Tailed beast there, but he may not be in the best of hands. Yumii will be sent their to guard over it." Pain said, and I heard murmers of agreement.

I spit out my icecream, and Deidara happened to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time.

"What the Fuck?, We bothed screamed at the same time.

"How come no one told me about this?" I continued, as Deidara decied to leave me be, knowing that I was pissed at the moment. You don't mess with me when I'm pissed.

"We thought that you would protest, and even run away." Pain answered.

"I am protesting. That is some bullshit. I would never run away though, you guys are my family. I'm just shocked that you all were keeping secrets from me, I mean I though you trusted me. " I screamed, as I pulled my hair.

"We were just trying to protect you.." Konan said quietly. She was always like my big sister, always so kind. I could never yell at her, or even be mad at her for long.

"Baka! You all are fucking Idiots.", I murmered. But my voice was friendly, and they knew that I wasn't mad anymore.

"Will you spy on the leaf village, and keep the Tailed beast safe?" Itachi asked me.

I nodded, and said, "Only if I can get some more icecream . Deidara stole the one I had before, look its all over his robe."

Deidara flicked me off, and walked away. I laughed, and went to get some more icecream.

"We have your bags packed for you, so after you get your icecream you will need to leave right away." Konan said. I nodded.

I got my icecream and got ready to head out to the Hidden Leaf Village. I was going to run all the way there. Heh, it was only a couple of miles. Easy Peasy.

I would be way ahead of everyone else there, So I had to keep it on the low. Itachi told me that If I exposed myself, he wouldn't be able to help me.

When I got close to the village I started walking. It was so pretty here...I walked into something. Damn that hurt.

I turned to what I walked into, to see that it was a ninja. He looked just about as shocked as I was. Haha, and we are supposed to be elite ninja.

"Are you lost little girl? Where are your parents?" He said while bending down to my level. I hated being so short, 5'0 to be exact.

I blew the bangs out of my face, and answered, " My parents are dead. I have no where else to go, and I have come to learn the ways of the ninja."

He smiled at me and told me to follow him.

We walked through the village, and went to the biggest building in the village. He lead me to a room that said, "Hokage's Office". Hmm..So I would meet the Hokage on my first day here? Sweet! But I really needed to find the tailed beast...

The ninja whispered something to the Hokage, while I stared at the portraits on the wall. Hot. Cute. Sexy. I was comparing all the boys in the pictures. Man, the hidden leave had some good looking men...

I was snaped out of my daze by the Hokage talking to me, " What is your name little girl?" He asked.

"Yumi Kusuki." I said. It was my real name too, not an alias.

"How old are you?"

"13" I answered.

"You want to become a ninja huh? "

"...Yes..."

"Well, Tommorow is your lucky day. You will be going to the Hidden Leaf Academy. There, you will learn how to be a ninja!"

I smiled. I liked this old man.

"Take her to an available dorm." The hokage said. The ninja whispered something to him, and the hokage nodded and said ," Thats fine."

The ninja lead me through the village, and to an apartment building. He knocked on the door, and a little boy with blonde spikey hair answered the door. He looked sleepy, since it was proberly 1 in the morning...

"Naruto, This is your new roomate." The ninja said, and walked off quickly, as if he couldn't stand being here. Asshole, he didn't even introuduce us.

"Im Yumi! I see your Naruto!" I said. He nodded, looking as if he was about to pass out. Hmm..He proberly was.

He walked in the house, and I followed. It was a pretty nice apartment... said that I could sleep on the sofa, and went to his room.

I looked around, and saw that it was a pig-sty in here. Ick! I would have to do something about this later, but right now I was to tired to do anything...