THIS is My AwEsOmE nEw StOrY!

"Another burnt rubber piggy!" Dib complained. "For an alien Zim sure is boring." He had just finnished digging through Zim's garbage and was walking home. He sighed. "No, what am I talking about? He has green skin!" He slapped his forehead and walked into his house. "I'm home!"

"Not like anyone cares," Gaz said walking to her room. Dib sighed again. School time.

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Zim was working on his most horrible plan ever. Unfortunately, a giant mutant chiuahuah was destroying his base.

"GAH! I demand you to stop! Fiend!" a rather torn and dishivelled looking Zim yelled. Then Gir ran in yelling.

"Master!"

"Can't you see I'm busy Gir? Go... moniter earth broadcasts or something..."

"But master! It's time for school... And ... it's Valentines Day!" Zim gasped and shoved the mutant chiuahuah into it's kennel. The chiuahuah yelped and licked it's paw.

" I must get my ingenious disguise!" Then Zim ran and changed into his pitiful earth-boy diguise. "I must study this holiday. The one they base on that horribly disgusting thing called...LOVE!" He mused, "These humans seem to fall under some sort of spell on this day. Being urkin ( spelled wrong ) I am immune to this sorcery! Febuary. 14. When I uncover the secret, I will rule this world sooner than without the stupid humans being dazed and stupid!" Then he left Gir, who was making waffles.