Merik's Looking for Trouble

(A Collection of Phun Phantomy Limericks)

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Merik was looking for trouble,

Said, "Gerik, not to burst your big bubble,

But meet Gillette M3 Power

And retreat to the shower

'Cause real Phantoms don't grow any stubble!"


A/N: Silly Merik. Everyone knows that stubble's actually the beginnings of a menacing six-foot beard in preparation for Gerik's role as Leonidas in 300. Duh! ;P

This started out as a game on IMDb. The original poster gave a random word, and all the other posters had to incorporate the word in a one-shot/poem/paragraph/verse/haiku/drawing, etc., provided it was all related to Phantom. The first word was 'bubble' and this was my entry. I've since written another limerick (nothing to do with the game, though).