Idea taken from the journal of the same name, which my Dad bought my Mum for Christmas. Left hand page has a quote on it, right is for thoughts. I think you should be able to figure out who is writing when for the most part, but I'll aim (and quite possibly fail miserably) for one of each Marauder in each update. I don't own anything except the idea of matching IMHO with HP.
Hope you enjoy :)
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. -Bernard Bailey
Padfoot, for one. And maybe Prongs. Sometimes it seems like he thinks Lily's at the middle of it though, so maybe not him. Sirius definitely, though. Does everything have to be about him? Sometimes I want to prick his head with a knife (gently, I promise) just to see if it deflates. I mean, I was trying to ask Moony about Marlene, and Padfoot comes over and plops down next to me and goes, "Oh yeah she's smokin'! Maybe she'll go out with me." She's a person, Sirius! (Yes, I know you're reading this.) Your food should be "smokin," no wonder you can't find a steady girlfriend.
Nah mate, just haven't wanted one. She did date me though. Sorry 'bout that.
Cabbage, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -Ambrose Bierce
I need some of these to throw at Padfoot and Prongs. Literally, I mean they started a food fight in the middle of Potions! I have enough trouble in that class without added carrots and milk in my Strengthening Solution. Where did they even get full loaves of bread from, anyway? I thought the house elves had been ordered not to give them anything but slices, ever since they ran around school with loaves of multigrain wrapped up in blankets, insisting they needed to leave class to feed them every half hour.
Anyway, Slughorn was cross, but I couldn't tell if that was because he knew he was supposed to be or because Lily Evans was pissed and he's always liked her. At least this time I didn't get dragged down with them, and Lily even helped me fix Sirius's potion (mine was a lost cause) into something manageable that Slughorn let me turn in for a grade. It won't be my best grade, but it probably won't be my worst either.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider. -George Carlin
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. -Anton LaVey
I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. -Whoopi Goldberg
Severus Fucking Snape. I need a bigger kennel for that twit. Actually, no, let's put him in a smaller one! Lock him in...
He thinks it's okay to hex me! ME! He tried to give me horns! So of course I fired back with a pepper breath (Sirius added that it could only make his breath smell better), but I hit his buddy Avery (Merlin was he mad) before McGonagall came out and put us all in detention for fighting in the corridors. I s'pose it's good she found us though; other professors might not have been so careful to check the Gryffindor Quidditch schedule before telling me detention is next Tuesday. And it's not with him, so I don't have to resist hexing him the whole time.
All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that, not being a dog, I can't bite them. -Lord Byron
Well, that's simply not true.
