Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the joke, I just switched it up a bit :).
The Start of Naruto Food Battle
Naruto sits at Konoha's gate as Sasuke walks up to him and watches him eating something. "What are you doing?"
Naruto looks at him. "Eating fried squid, best food in the world," he said taking a bite it.
Sasuke looks to him. "Fried squid, right, more like fried crud!"
"Well, what's your favorite food?"
"Duh baka, I'm eating them now, Okaka flavored rice balls!"
"I bet my fried squid can do more things in this catalog than your Okaka flavored pieces of crud!"
Sasuke stuffs his face with one. "You're on!"
Naruto looks to Sasuke and brings out the catalog. Naruto points his finger on something. "How about this plunger?"
It BEGINS!
Naruto shoves the fried squid in and out of the toilet. It falls of its stick. "Damn!"
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Sasuke looks to his rice ball. "Don't fail me now." He kisses it and shoves it in and out of the toilet.
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Sasuke sits over the toilet eating his rice ball. "Mine didn't work either..." He turns to reveal brown stuff on his face and on the rice ball. "But it still tastes pretty good."
Sasuke looks on the catalog and says, "How 'bout this ball point pen?"
Naruto looks to him. "What you think ink's made out of?... SQUID!"
Naruto writes on the piece of paper for awhile, shows it, and says, "I wrote the treaty between Konohagakure and Sunagakure!"
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Sasuke starts to write on the piece of paper with the rice ball. A few minutes later, it bursts into flames. He puts it out and throws a nice-guy pose.
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Naruto points on the catalog. How about a sock!
Naruto tries to put the squid on but couldn't and throws it down.
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Sasuke puts the rice balls on his feet and says, "Time to take a stroll down the town."
O
Naruto looks on the catalog. "An airbag?"
Sasuke trains and trips and hits his head against the rice ball, unharmed. "It worked!"
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Naruto looks to his squid and says, "So much better than a rice ball, you'll save my life!" He runs trips and the squid's stick goes right through his head. "OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!! AHH!!!"
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Naruto has a bandage strapped to his head. "Um... POOL FLOATIES!"
Naruto straps the squids to his arms and runs to the pool and sinks.
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Sasuke passes the test because rice balls float (XD).
Sasuke looks around. "Naruto are you drowing? 'Cuz if you are... that's an automatic forfeit!"
Naruto drowns.
A few moments later
Kiba runs to Sasuke. "Sasuke! Sasuke! you just won the Konoha Food Battle 2007. What is next?"
Sasuke jumps up and down. "I'm going to Otogakure!"
"Otogakure? Oooh fun, can I come?"
"NO!"
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