Sleigh bells rang out as Freddy
Krueger attached the final piece of tinsel to the roof of his house
on Elm Street, he stood in the doorway and nodded at his
work...
"Thank God that's up, took me..."
The window
smashed as Ghostface was catapulted through at amazing speeds,
managed to dig his face into the floor and produced a
small...
"Hyaaah..."
Freddy ran his clawless hand down his
face; he had invited some of his movie friends to a Christmas
dinner...
"Why do you use windows, Ghostface?"
"Habits
die hard... and my face is getting splinters..."
Freddy rolled
his eyes as he levered him off the floor, mysteriously followed by
someone banging on the door...
"That'll be Jason..."
It
was true, Jason stood in the blizzard that had took the whole of Elm
Street and some of Freddy's carpet...
"Is that
a...tree?"
"Yep, I rung him up and asked him to get a tree for
the living room..."
Jason nodded, he dragged the huge pine tree
into the tiny room...
"Bit big innit?"
They managed to
stand it up, it just touched the ceiling...
*Ding Dong*
Freddy
opened the door and found a man dressed in full black on his
doorstep...
"Darth Vader?"
"Merry Christmas
Freddy..."
He handed him a package, it was about as big as
Freddy's hand...
"Thanks Darth, coming in?"
"Sure..."
Freddy
walked into the living room to find Jason attempting to strangle
Ghostface...
"Totally ignoring that bit..."
He and Vader
lounged on the sofa as carnage spread between the two serial
killers...
"So, how's Space? Heard there was a war
on..."
"Yeah, me versus my son. Destroys my Death Star and
just leaves me there..."
Freddy took a sip of his nearby
beer...
"Kids, right problems nowadays aren't they?"
"You
don't say..."
Freddy moved his head as a kitchen knife
sailed past his ear...
"I mean, I bring my daughter here. I'm
thinking 'Yeah, nice girl, do well in the family business'. Bitch
stabs me with my own claws..."
"I feel for you
friend..."
*Ding Dong*
"Lemme get that, try to sort
these two out..."
Freddy opened the door, a man in a tightly
bound strait jacket and mouth-mask greeted him...
"Hannibal?"
"Hey
Freddy!"
"How did you get out of the loopy bin?"
Hannibal
kicked snow from his shoes as he entered...
"Easy, I faked my
own death..."
Freddy nodded, Hannibal impressed him too
easily...
"Listen mate, could you get me out of this
thing?"
"Okay, hold still..."
Freddy swiped at the arm
holders on the back of Hannibal's strait jacket...
"Thanks
Freddy, you're a mate..."
"You're welcome, you've got
the turkey?"
Hannibal stopped; he could remember eating
something...
"About this big?"
He gestured a turkey
shape with his hands, Freddy slapped his face for the second
time...
"You ate it, didn't you?"
Hannibal grinned
sheepishly...
"Sorry..."
Freddy sighed...
"Don't
worry; I put one in just in case..."
"Yummy..."
Jason sat
in his favourite chair; he clicked on the TV...
"Hey Jason,
whatchu watching?"
To Ghostface's surprise it was a Jewish
channel...
"Why are you watching this crap?"
Jason seemed
hurt, but he slid out a skullcap and placed it on his
head...
"You're...Jewish?!"
Jason nodded at a bewildered
Ghostface, he seemed to smile...
"Uh, Freddy..."
"Yeah?"
"You
do know Jason is Jewish?"
"Yeah, and?"
"So why's he
at a Christmas party?"
Freddy stopped, why was Jason at a
Christmas party?
"He's...different..."
"Yeah Ghost; I'm
vegetarian for example..."
Ghostface looked at Hannibal with
disbelief...
"No way are you a veggie-man..."
"It's
true, I spit out the meaty bits after filming..."
"Am I the
only serious killer here?"
Darth Vader looked at his feet,
muttering something about glow-sticks...
"Turkey's
READY!"
Everyone ended up in a pile as Freddy placed the huge
bird on the table, sauce dripping from every nook and cranny. Jason
silently proposed they say grace, which went like this...
Thank you Lord for your blessing,
of this turkey shaped beast.
But you yourself can fuck off
home;
you're not entitled to our feast.
Huzzah! Hope you like this little
one-shot!
I own nothing of the characters, or Jason's religion
XD
Just the prayer LOL
Neophiles the Metal, catching you all on
the flipside!
