FAMILY GUY: CUTAWAY GAGS

BRIAN: This is worse than the time Peter lost his glasses. (Peter trips and his glasses fly off is face and down his throat.) "Lois, I lost my glasses." BRIAN: But then he found them. (Peter is on the toilet pooping) (screaming) "WHAT IS THIS? OUCH!"

CHRIS: I hate the Goodwill! They always have the worst crap! CHRIS AT GOODWILL: This shirt is kinda nice. OH MY GOD! There is a hand in the shirt!

STEWIE: This is more demented that McDonald's commercial I saw the other day. "I'll take 10 double cheeseburgers, 6 large fries, and 10 apple pies." (The guy who ordered is sitting on the toilet with diarrhea) "MCDONALD'S, MAKING AMERICA LARGER WITH EVERY BITE!"

MEG: Dad is more stupid than those girls at beauty pageants. (the girl at a pageant) "I don't believe in opposite marriage. Marriage should only be between a man and a woman."

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PETER: Whatever hapenned to Frankie Goes To Hollywood? CHRIS: HIV positive happened. HIV positive

CONNIE: Meg, your more confused than Pete Burns.