Tekken 3 vs. the Telemarketers!!!!
I don't own Tekken but I DO own Delta so hands off her!
Julia, Nina, Ling, Delta and Anna are all sitting in one room when the phone rings.
Ling: I'll get it!
Telemarketer: Hello, are you interested in a free Comminc8 $100 phone card?
Ling: 'what?'
Telemarketer: 'who is this weirdo?'
Ling: My boyfriend's here and he's got muscles like Swarzanegger!'
Telemarketer jumps six feet in the air shouting 'I want my mummy'!!! and then hangs up.
Ling: 'Hehehehe knew that would work.'
Delta: 'who was that?'
Ling: 'just a lousy telemarketer'
Delta: 'I'm taking full responsibility next time! '
Suddenly, the door is being knocked on.....
PIZZA DUDE!!
Delta: Heihachi, you DIDN'T FOOL US but nice try anyway.
Heihachi: GOD DAMMIT! I KNEW THIS PLAN WOULDN'T WORK! DAMN YOU, PAUL!
Paul: I need beer! I need beer!
Julia: Paul, a KITCHEN IN A BAR IS NO PLACE TO GET PISSED!
Paul: wow I thought this was a bar!
Nina: It is but did you see the sign on the door, Paul?
Paul looks back at the door and says 'GIRLS ONLY'? Oh shit!
Anna: Paul don't use profanity in front of 5 young ladies!
Me: Paul you can come in but DON'T get TOO PISSED!
Delta: WHAT!?
Me: It's my fanfic so I can do what I WANT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jin comes in and says 'Where's the fire?
Anna: In the front room go in there and don't die!
Did ya like it? R&R plz
I don't own Tekken but I DO own Delta so hands off her!
Julia, Nina, Ling, Delta and Anna are all sitting in one room when the phone rings.
Ling: I'll get it!
Telemarketer: Hello, are you interested in a free Comminc8 $100 phone card?
Ling: 'what?'
Telemarketer: 'who is this weirdo?'
Ling: My boyfriend's here and he's got muscles like Swarzanegger!'
Telemarketer jumps six feet in the air shouting 'I want my mummy'!!! and then hangs up.
Ling: 'Hehehehe knew that would work.'
Delta: 'who was that?'
Ling: 'just a lousy telemarketer'
Delta: 'I'm taking full responsibility next time! '
Suddenly, the door is being knocked on.....
PIZZA DUDE!!
Delta: Heihachi, you DIDN'T FOOL US but nice try anyway.
Heihachi: GOD DAMMIT! I KNEW THIS PLAN WOULDN'T WORK! DAMN YOU, PAUL!
Paul: I need beer! I need beer!
Julia: Paul, a KITCHEN IN A BAR IS NO PLACE TO GET PISSED!
Paul: wow I thought this was a bar!
Nina: It is but did you see the sign on the door, Paul?
Paul looks back at the door and says 'GIRLS ONLY'? Oh shit!
Anna: Paul don't use profanity in front of 5 young ladies!
Me: Paul you can come in but DON'T get TOO PISSED!
Delta: WHAT!?
Me: It's my fanfic so I can do what I WANT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jin comes in and says 'Where's the fire?
Anna: In the front room go in there and don't die!
Did ya like it? R&R plz
