Tekken 3 vs. the Telemarketers!!!!
I don't own Tekken but I DO own Delta so hands off her!

Julia, Nina, Ling, Delta and Anna are all sitting in one room when the phone rings.

Ling: I'll get it!

Telemarketer: Hello, are you interested in a free Comminc8 $100 phone card?

Ling: 'what?'

Telemarketer: 'who is this weirdo?'

Ling: My boyfriend's here and he's got muscles like Swarzanegger!'

Telemarketer jumps six feet in the air shouting 'I want my mummy'!!! and then hangs up.

Ling: 'Hehehehe knew that would work.'

Delta: 'who was that?'

Ling: 'just a lousy telemarketer'

Delta: 'I'm taking full responsibility next time! '

Suddenly, the door is being knocked on.....

PIZZA DUDE!!

Delta: Heihachi, you DIDN'T FOOL US but nice try anyway.

Heihachi: GOD DAMMIT! I KNEW THIS PLAN WOULDN'T WORK! DAMN YOU, PAUL!

Paul: I need beer! I need beer!

Julia: Paul, a KITCHEN IN A BAR IS NO PLACE TO GET PISSED!

Paul: wow I thought this was a bar!

Nina: It is but did you see the sign on the door, Paul?

Paul looks back at the door and says 'GIRLS ONLY'? Oh shit!

Anna: Paul don't use profanity in front of 5 young ladies!

Me: Paul you can come in but DON'T get TOO PISSED!

Delta: WHAT!?

Me: It's my fanfic so I can do what I WANT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jin comes in and says 'Where's the fire?

Anna: In the front room go in there and don't die!

Did ya like it? R&R plz