iDo not own Reborn or the quiz on SemeUke . com…take it its fun!!

Ok so this was done late at night…and its my first time writing for Dino.

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"Wha-not again! This can't be right!!" Dino cried out as he stared at his expensive top of the line laptop screen.

It was meant to be a joke, a thing to pass the time since you, his girlfriend, were away visiting your family. Dino (pathetically) glared at the typed bold words that taunted him.

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

It didn't seem fair or right, just because he was a klutz and maybe a bit clueless, it shouldn't mean he's the uke in his relationship if (Your name) were to be male, he's a mafia boss (and a good looking one) for god's sake!

"I don't wear kitty ears…" Dino mumbled as he placed his hands on top of his golden mane as if half expecting two cat eats to pop up.

The blonde Italian jumped when everything suddenly went black.

"Awww but I think Dino would look so cute and uke in them!" you spoke in a baby voice.

He jumped and turned around swiftly on his chair (you were always surprised when he didn't fall when you were there anymore) and pulled you on his lap to cuddle you like a child would cuddle a favourite teddy. (Or in Dino's childhood a turtle plush.)

"(Your name), I missed you! Why didn't you tell me you were back?" Dino asked "Hey I'm not a uke!" he added quickly as a afterthought.

"Sure Dino, what ever you say…"

Dino couldn't believe it, his beloved didn't believe him and was mocking him!

"It's not like you are the one who is tied by his own whip to his bed and moans while his girlfriend-"

"(Your name)!!"

"Him roughly and also licks-"

"T-That's enough, no more!" Dino cried out as his face flushed darkly and hands tightened on your hips, while trying to calm down.

He watched as you closed your (eye colour) eyes and gave him a cheeky grin.

"Well I was going to take you out to a romantic dinner and cuddle but…if you really forgot who tops who in this relationship, well I'm just going to have to show you…again, again and again. Until you submit to me or we get tired…whichever comes first."

"(YOUR NAME) WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PERVERT!?"