Disclaimer: I don't own Toy Story or any of the characters (but I do own people when it comes to silent speedball).

Silent Speedball

"Hey everyone I have an announcement… I'm bored." Buttercup yelled. All of the toys were sitting down staring at the floor.

"No! Really?" Hamm replied sarcastically.

"What could we do?" Rex asked.

"We could watch T.V.?" Dolly suggested.

"Nothing's on."

"Internet?" Slinky asked.

"Crashed… don't ask." Trixie replied.

"Eat chips and stare at the floor?" Jessie suggested.

"We're already doing that." Woody replied.

"We're not eating chips,"

"We can't eat… we're toys."

"Ya never know until you try."

"How bout we play silent speed ball?" Buzz suggested. "YEAH!" they all yelled and got up. He scanned the room until he found a Nerf ball small enough so that they can play.

"Since we don't have any fingers, we'll be the judges." Dolly said to everyone while motioning over at Buttercup, Hamm, and Slinky. They all nodded. "Alright then so here are the rules: No talking or laughing, No dropping the ball, No snake eyes…"

"Just say go already!" Jessie said desperately.

"Fine… go!"

Buzz threw the ball over at Chuckles who threw it over to Mr. Potatohead, who threw it to Rex, who missed. "Sorry Rex. Your out." Dolly said.

"My arms are never long enough!" He cried and took a seat on the floor. "Don't worry Rex. You get to be a judge now." Slinky said. Rex smiled.

Mr. Potatohead picked up the ball and motioned across the room to Jessie that he was going to throw it to her. She nodded and he threw the ball. She violently threw herself on the floor and caught the ball. Everyone was dying to burst out laughing when she grabbed her side and mouthed "ow!" Once she recovered, she threw the ball over to Woody, who threw the ball over to Totoro, who threw the ball over to Buzz, who gently threw it to Jessie. She exhaled in relief and threw it to Mr. Potatohead who missed. He groaned as he threw the ball back to Jessie and took a seat next to Rex.

"One foot!" Dolly yelled. They all hoped on one foot and Jessie fell over. "WHY ME?" She mouthed while the others were doing their best to stifle their laughter.

Jessie got up and threw the ball to Trixie who threw it to Bullseye, who kicked it in the air towards Woody who caught it. The game went on for about half an hour until the only ones left were Woody, Buzz, and Jessie. Woody threw the ball to Jessie who caught it and pointed behind him. "What? Oh." He covered his mouth wit his hands. "OUT!" Dolly yelled. Jessie smiled in victory and waved bye to him as he sat down next to Totoro.

Her eyes fell on Buzz and he gulped. She nodded at him and threw the ball to him and he caught it. They kept on passing the ball back and forth until…

"One hand." Dolly said. They both put an arm behind their backs. Apparently, it wasn't as hard as it looked because they had no trouble with it.

Then, Jessie had an idea. She threw the ball to Buzz. Before he threw it back to her, she cheesily* blew him a kiss and winked at him which caused him to loose focus and he threw the ball towards the audience. They all screamed. "Buzz you're definitely out." Dolly said surprisingly calm.

Jessie started jumping up down "YAY! YAY! YAY!"

"Temptress…" Buzz silently said to himself. Then he was tackled down to the floor and Jessie showered him with kisses allover his face. "Thanks for letting me win."

"Uh… you're welcome." He said pulling her off of him to stand up. "So… do I win anything?" She asked Dolly. She thought about it for a moment. "Yes! Here's your prize." And then Dolly gave her a hug. "Better than nothing." Jessie said hugging her back. They pulled away from each other and they all sighed.

"Now what?"

*Is this even a word? Whatever.

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