Tudey waz THA DEY. I waz gong 2 propos 2 mi gurlfren lucy hu I luv alot an lovd 4 2 hol munths nao
I luv hur alottttt.
ALOT!11!1!
With AAAALL mi lil hert 3
She es seeeewwwwWWWWwWwwWWW PPRRRRETY & rok&&roll ya
She also ALERJIK 2 PENETZ
I LUV PENET BUTUR!
Tudey I eat spunfel of penet butur
Bekuz gud luk rite (; yum
ENEWEYZ.
I arivd hur apt & omg she seew prety lyk SEW GORJUS her FLAMIN' FIREY RED HOT BURNING COMBUSTING WILDFIRE BRUSHFIRE FOREST FIRE INFERNO CONFLAGRATION COAL-LIKE BURNING EMBER hair wuz sew prety & butifal I ren mi fengurz thru ithheehehehehhehe
I opun da kar door 4 hur & she say "tenk u blondie u iz sew HANSUM!"
I grenned. (:
I tok hur 2 rasturent & she urdur 1 pish phillay & she say yum yummmmmyYYy!11!1!1!
I waz sew sew sew hepy. (:
I eet a STAKE bekuz I m a MEN & MEN unly eet STAKE!1!1! yom yom yom
Neweyz aftur dinur I sey :
"BB WILE U MERY ME ILU BBG SEW SEW SEW MECH & I WIL LOV U 4EVA NO 5EVA"
& she sez wit terz en hur eyz
"YA HONNY POO ILU TOO SCHNOOKUMS FROU-FROU BB SOF CHEKS"
& den I put spurkly reng on hur fengur& she smeil BIG BIG (:
&I leeeeennnnn iiiinnnnn tu kess hur & she grenned (: & I kessed hur & den…
she med funi nioze. ):
Nioze sunded lyk:
"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKFFFFFGGGGRRRRRRRRHHRHRORROHRHOGSDODHOAOFOSDIJFKNFAPSADPASDOPSADOAPSOPKDSKDODKSAPOSAPDPPPPPPPPPPKKKKKKPPPPPHHHHHHSSSSSSKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLBBBBBBBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBLRRRRRTTRTRLTRLTWLTRTTTTWOWBOBBAOOBFODSFDHSUIFGDJBKN"
):
& den I look hur & she DIEING ):
SHE SEY
"PEEEEENNNIIISSSS"
AND I SEY
"YUS BBG I HAV PENES I AM A REL BOY PENES IS PRETY AN BIG LYK TEXES don b scered"
an she sey
"nu PENETS"
& I sey "ilu bbg dun dei"
& she sey "ALLERJIEZ"
& I sey "o" ):
an she sey ""
& I sey "mississippi"
& then she coughed dramatically and turned her head towards the camera I had pulled out to later send to 20/20 or to TLC and said, whilst her chest heaved up and down heavily… and as a hot, sticky bead of sweat traced the outline of her jaw as she tried to catch her last breath while going into anaphylactic shock:
"IF U LIKED IT THEN U SHOULDA PUT AN EPIPEN ON IT. OH OH OHHH OH OH OHHH OH OH OH, OH OH OH"
den she dei
& I vury seeeedddd
;_;
& i cri
an KRY
an KRRRRIIIIEEEEEE A RIVVUR
NU KNOT A RIVVUR
I KRY A OSHUN
A BIG OSHUN
BIG LYK TEXES
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