Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, Fate/stay Night belongs to TYPE-MOON and Kinoku Nasu


The combined shinobi forces of the world look on as Obito floated above them like a shining star. With one hand the pseudo-deity, a man who could even be called 'two-thirds god', twisted and pulled at the air beside him. In an instant a cylindrical object which could charitably be classified as a sword formed in his palm.

"This is the Sword of Nunoboko, the blade used by the original Sage of Six Paths to shape the world. One swing of this mighty blade is all that is needed to destroy that world in turn!"

The warriors before him tensed, ready to charge forward towards almost certain death in a futile effort to save their world.

That is-until a golden figure at their head voiced his opinion.

"Wow. That is such a ripoff."

For a moment, not even a single breath was taken.

"W-what did you just say?" Obito hissed in a mixture of rage and honest to god bewilderment.

Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed heavily. "I said that Banana sword or whatever is a total ripoff, dumbass."

"It's the Sword of Nunoboko! And what the hell am I 'ripping off'!?" Obito raged.

Naruto calmly raised a brow. "You tell me. First you show up helping a twisted extremist, then you tell us that you're all bent out of shape because of some dead girl, you use chains to capture what are essentially divine beings, you fight armies by launching a rain of spears at them, and now you whip out fricken DNEa and threaten to mollywop the planet. There are only so many Hax, OP, world breaking 'swords which aren't swords' you know."

Obito's jaw dropped.

"I am not a Gilgamesh ripoff!" he screeched.

Naruto contemplated this. "You're right, you're obviously some sad combination of him and Kotomine. You betrayed and killed your teacher, left his child to a horrible fate, are planning to use an evil god to change this 'corrupt' world into one you think is ideal, and just had a knock-down drag-out fight with the emotionally broken mentor figure."

Now Obito looked at him strangely. "Did you seriously just compare yourself to Sakura Matou?"

"It was just an example."

"As long as you're not actually equating being ignored to violent tentacle rape," Obito hedged.

Naruto smirked. "Of course not...Faker."

"ENUMA ELISH!"