If You Ask a Stupid Question, You Get a Stupid Answer
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Chapter One - Common Sense
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What if the female warrior learned to dance?
FW: La la la! I'm beautiful! *keeps accidentally hitting men's crotches*
Men: Ouch! Oww! My nuts!
Hero: *silently* At least she knows how to dance the nutcracker.
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Whatever happened to the toilets?
Spincut: Yup. No one knows where they went.
Hero: *hops around* Yeah. I REALLY need to take a leak.
Male Fighter (MF): And I've got a big piece of poo I need to shoot.
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Why is the guy in the town where Vivian is doing powerpuff massages?
Guy: I'm gay! That's why!
Hero: Okay. I even thought I was gonna make sweet love.
Spincut: Make love to a gay?
Hero: HELL NO!
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Why did the man want the Change Rod?
Hero: I know! He had a crush on this elf and that elf hated him!
MF: So, he wanted the Change Rod so he could love the elf!
Spincut: But doesn't the Change Rod change you back to a human after a very brief while?
Hero: Yeah. So the man kept making excuses. He kept saying "Hey, I need to go to the john" or "I gotta get something"
MF: Too bad for that lovesick weirdo.
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Why do dogs and cats and horses talk?
Hero: Duh. The great Dragon Queen made them talk.
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What is it with hobbits and elves? Why is it like LOTR?
Hero: Somehow, you're right. Lord of the Rings is jam-packed with hobbits and elves.
MF: And hobbits do exist in DW.
Hero: Who cares?
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Why does the hero suck compared to Ortega?
Hero: Of course. I suck. WAIT JUST A DARN FREAKIN' MINUTE? I DON'T SUCK!
Ortega: I'm so sorry son. I just didn't train you enough.
Hero: *sniff* I.hate.you! *cries*
Ortega: *hugs* It's okay, son.
(Crowd: Awwww.)
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What if Lamia notices that the hero isn't a pure hearted person?
Lamia: GRRRRRR. *blows party away*
Hero: Help me!
MF: AAAAAA!!!
Spincut: What? I can't be blown away. I'm the director\author\ruler\person who craves the spotlight.
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(Since the characters were blown away, we decided to interview a Metaly)
Spincut: Why can't you be hit easily?
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: Erm. Why do you fear fire? (bedragon spell kills it)
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *starts steaming* Why is it that you aren't affected by spells?
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *snaps* THAT IS IT! GET OUTTA HERE!
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *kicks Metaly*
Metaly: blubby!
Spincut: Alright. We'll have to stop this for a while, until I can find the characters. See ya!
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Sorry. It's a lame attempt at humor. I was bored and decided to write this. If you like or hate, tell me about it. If you like, send in questions of your own!
Spincut Kali Edge - I rule. End of discussion.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except things that belong to me. Confused? ____________________________________________________________________
Chapter One - Common Sense
-=-=-
What if the female warrior learned to dance?
FW: La la la! I'm beautiful! *keeps accidentally hitting men's crotches*
Men: Ouch! Oww! My nuts!
Hero: *silently* At least she knows how to dance the nutcracker.
-=-=-
Whatever happened to the toilets?
Spincut: Yup. No one knows where they went.
Hero: *hops around* Yeah. I REALLY need to take a leak.
Male Fighter (MF): And I've got a big piece of poo I need to shoot.
-=-=-
Why is the guy in the town where Vivian is doing powerpuff massages?
Guy: I'm gay! That's why!
Hero: Okay. I even thought I was gonna make sweet love.
Spincut: Make love to a gay?
Hero: HELL NO!
-=-=-
Why did the man want the Change Rod?
Hero: I know! He had a crush on this elf and that elf hated him!
MF: So, he wanted the Change Rod so he could love the elf!
Spincut: But doesn't the Change Rod change you back to a human after a very brief while?
Hero: Yeah. So the man kept making excuses. He kept saying "Hey, I need to go to the john" or "I gotta get something"
MF: Too bad for that lovesick weirdo.
-=-=-
Why do dogs and cats and horses talk?
Hero: Duh. The great Dragon Queen made them talk.
-=-=-
What is it with hobbits and elves? Why is it like LOTR?
Hero: Somehow, you're right. Lord of the Rings is jam-packed with hobbits and elves.
MF: And hobbits do exist in DW.
Hero: Who cares?
-=-=-
Why does the hero suck compared to Ortega?
Hero: Of course. I suck. WAIT JUST A DARN FREAKIN' MINUTE? I DON'T SUCK!
Ortega: I'm so sorry son. I just didn't train you enough.
Hero: *sniff* I.hate.you! *cries*
Ortega: *hugs* It's okay, son.
(Crowd: Awwww.)
-=-=-
What if Lamia notices that the hero isn't a pure hearted person?
Lamia: GRRRRRR. *blows party away*
Hero: Help me!
MF: AAAAAA!!!
Spincut: What? I can't be blown away. I'm the director\author\ruler\person who craves the spotlight.
-=-=-
(Since the characters were blown away, we decided to interview a Metaly)
Spincut: Why can't you be hit easily?
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: Erm. Why do you fear fire? (bedragon spell kills it)
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *starts steaming* Why is it that you aren't affected by spells?
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *snaps* THAT IS IT! GET OUTTA HERE!
Metaly: blub blub
Spincut: *kicks Metaly*
Metaly: blubby!
Spincut: Alright. We'll have to stop this for a while, until I can find the characters. See ya!
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Sorry. It's a lame attempt at humor. I was bored and decided to write this. If you like or hate, tell me about it. If you like, send in questions of your own!
Spincut Kali Edge - I rule. End of discussion.
