If You Ask a Stupid Question, You Get a Stupid Answer

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Chapter One - Common Sense

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What if the female warrior learned to dance?

FW: La la la! I'm beautiful! *keeps accidentally hitting men's crotches*

Men: Ouch! Oww! My nuts!

Hero: *silently* At least she knows how to dance the nutcracker.

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Whatever happened to the toilets?

Spincut: Yup. No one knows where they went.

Hero: *hops around* Yeah. I REALLY need to take a leak.

Male Fighter (MF): And I've got a big piece of poo I need to shoot.

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Why is the guy in the town where Vivian is doing powerpuff massages?

Guy: I'm gay! That's why!

Hero: Okay. I even thought I was gonna make sweet love.

Spincut: Make love to a gay?

Hero: HELL NO!

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Why did the man want the Change Rod?

Hero: I know! He had a crush on this elf and that elf hated him!

MF: So, he wanted the Change Rod so he could love the elf!

Spincut: But doesn't the Change Rod change you back to a human after a very brief while?

Hero: Yeah. So the man kept making excuses. He kept saying "Hey, I need to go to the john" or "I gotta get something"

MF: Too bad for that lovesick weirdo.

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Why do dogs and cats and horses talk?

Hero: Duh. The great Dragon Queen made them talk.

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What is it with hobbits and elves? Why is it like LOTR?

Hero: Somehow, you're right. Lord of the Rings is jam-packed with hobbits and elves.

MF: And hobbits do exist in DW.

Hero: Who cares?

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Why does the hero suck compared to Ortega?

Hero: Of course. I suck. WAIT JUST A DARN FREAKIN' MINUTE? I DON'T SUCK!

Ortega: I'm so sorry son. I just didn't train you enough.

Hero: *sniff* I.hate.you! *cries*

Ortega: *hugs* It's okay, son.

(Crowd: Awwww.)

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What if Lamia notices that the hero isn't a pure hearted person?

Lamia: GRRRRRR. *blows party away*

Hero: Help me!

MF: AAAAAA!!!

Spincut: What? I can't be blown away. I'm the director\author\ruler\person who craves the spotlight.

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(Since the characters were blown away, we decided to interview a Metaly)

Spincut: Why can't you be hit easily?

Metaly: blub blub

Spincut: Erm. Why do you fear fire? (bedragon spell kills it)

Metaly: blub blub

Spincut: *starts steaming* Why is it that you aren't affected by spells?

Metaly: blub blub

Spincut: *snaps* THAT IS IT! GET OUTTA HERE!

Metaly: blub blub

Spincut: *kicks Metaly*

Metaly: blubby!

Spincut: Alright. We'll have to stop this for a while, until I can find the characters. See ya!

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Sorry. It's a lame attempt at humor. I was bored and decided to write this. If you like or hate, tell me about it. If you like, send in questions of your own!

Spincut Kali Edge - I rule. End of discussion.