"Tonks? I have to admit something." I Told Dora right before we reached the apparition point at her parents' house. She looked worried but I was having trouble keeping a straight face. "Well you know how we're married now?"

"Yes Remus I seem to recall getting married only this morning, if memory serves me correctly. What is this getting to?"

"Well, I had ulterior motive in marrying you." I grinned, "We share a last name now."

"Yeah. I know. The whole 'Till Death shall us Part' thing kind of tipped me off."She looked incredibly confused.

"Your last name is no longer Tonks."

"Yeah that's kind of the point…" She trailed off.

"Tonks is no longer your name."

"Seriously, what are you saying?"

"That means you have to go by Nymphadora now!" Finally cracking up, "See you at home!"

I quickly apparated away before she could kill me. The last thing I saw was my beautiful wife turning red with fury (literally) and spinning to follow me home and murder me in the most inventive way she could.

Totally worth it. Once a Marauder, always a Marauder… Unless you're Peter.