Disclaimer: Blues Clues is not mind.


One day as Steve and Blue were walking along the road.. suddenly..

Stranger: Hey, kid, I have candies ..

Steve: Cool!

Stranger: Want some?

Steve: Maybe..

Stranger: Want it? -shows some colourful wrapped candy-

Steve: Uhmmm .. -scratch his head-

Stranger: Trust me it will throw away fleas!

Steve: I dont have fleas.

Stranger: Then why would you scratch your head?

Steve: In cartoons, they always do that.

Stranger: Want this candies?

Steve: Wait ..

Stranger: Want it? Please take it!

Steve: Gaar.. umm .. ugghh..

Stranger: OH GOD JUST HAVE IT AND FOLLOW ME!

Steve: Umm .. ughh..

Stranger: Control yourself, Stranger. Control ..

Steve: Umm.. Arrugh .. Eeeh...

Stranger: JUST HAVE SOME AND FOLLOW ME!

Steve: Okay.

Blue: Pow pow pow pow..? (Please will you share some with me, Steve?)

Steve: Okay.

Stranger: Okay now follow me to this car!

Steve: Thanks.

Stranger: Have a sit. -opens car's door-

Steve: Thanks.

Blue: Pow .. pow pow.. (Steve, you're being simple.. DUH')

Steve: Okay.

Stranger: I am bringing you both to Dreamland!

Blue: POW! Po po po..! (Yeah! This will be awesome!)

At dreamland..

Steve: Wait this isnt Dreamland. Its only a warehouse.

Stranger: -shows up knife-

Steve: ARRRRGHHH!

Stranger: Im not gonna kill you. But eat you!

Steve: ARRRGHH! I am yucky, eat my dog! PLEASE.

Stranger: No. You first.

Steve: ARGHJGJHJHGJ!

Stranger: Okay then. I'll pick your dog.

Blue: POW! POW POW! (No. NO NO!)

Stranger: Good idea, I dont have a oven.

Blue: POW! PO PO POW! (No not OVEN. Just NO!)

Stranger: Oh wait, no fire right?

Blue: PARGH. (Argh. Stupid man.)

Stranger: Okay, you too stay right here, I'll buy the oven.

Blue: Pow.. Pew.. (Hah. Phew)

Steve: Uh Blue, dont say phew because you're first.

Blue: POw pow pow pow po po po.. (Well, atleast hes buying the oven first..)

30 minutes later..

Stranger: Im backk! I bought the oven..

Blue: Pow pow pow! (NO NO NO!)

Stranger: Oh yeah, the fire.

Blue: PARGH. POW. (Urgh. Just No!)

Stranger: Okay heres the fire. Wait the minute, we dont need a fire!

Blue: Peh. (Uhm. Whatever)

Stranger: -grabs Blue's tail and threw her in the oven-

Blue: POW POW POW POW! (NO... NO NO NO!)

Stranger: Dont lie, we dont need fire.. -closes oven, and click on the roasting channel-

Steve: ARRGH! My dog! How dare you stupid man! Let go me! Let go me!

Stranger: Okay. Since you're human, you can go out.

Steve: YEAHHH FREEDOM!


The end. One Shot. Bye. )