oh...I guess i'm typing now.
GREETINGS EVERYONE! heheh. oh dy...er, pikapoe25, (i'm gonna be nice and not reveal his identity on the internet. what am i? a villain?) such an ideot. I was EASILY able to hack into his account. he hasn't even written ONE fanfiction yet! I beat him to it. now i'm gonna write an awsome fanfiction about the E.S.S...what's E.S.S? you haven't heard of them? they're awsome!...well that's what a FAN would say. and a FAN is something i'm not...wait, if i'm not a FAN why am i writing a FANfiction?...forget it. ugh, i had an awsome plot thought of, and you distracted me. now i lost my train of thought...ok, i got it. shut up and read. ahem.
it was a perfectly normal day in (*insert name of country here because i forgot*) the E.S.S. were all hanging out in...a boat! because they were going on a cruise...where were they going on a cruise to? no seriously, where? "where are we going on a cruise to?" said the...fire guy. what was his name again? almanzo? yeah I think it was almanzo. you see, he asked a dumb question because he's a dumb person who's prone to saying dumb things...like that. "we're just going around the ocean and coming back, lol." that was Ethan who said that. he has dark powers. he's annoying. "oooooOOOOOoooooh" said alfonzo...almanzo. "yeah" said...shoot, who says that? let's see, who's all in the E.S.S...? there's...almanzo, ethan...who's that ice girl? bally? yeah, she's...um...monotone...? There's the electric guy, who's name alludes me. there's that guy with the...um...the light powers. lame. I don't like him. he's always giving Angela these weird looks...and she makes wierd looks back...he's corrupting her, i'm sure of it...whose's angela? Oh crap, i'm getting ahead of myself, she's not set to appear until a later chapter...well...I guess we COULD appear in this chap...no. definitely not. actually we might. I just don't want to spoil it..."we?" you ask? forget it, forget it. CRASH! the boat was attacked! it's a...KRACKEN! oh no! everyone's in danger! but not for long! what's that shining in the sun? wind blowing there hair? justice reflecting in there eyes? owners of countless positive adjectives? why, it's
*dramatic pause*
NOT THE E.S.S!
no it's a new super hero group!
a better super hero group!
the... (note: we actually haven't thought of a team name yet. BUT WE'RE WORKING ON IT! IT doesn't make us any less better than the E.S.S...trust me.)
but who are the members of this group?
the members are:
whirlwham: super air powers!
drillgent: super drill powers!
angela: super monster powers!
Chloe and clayton: super love powers!
reflectra: super...mirror powers...?
chronica: super slow powers!
and finally...
SLICK: super slimy shapeshifting powers, and leader of the team!
"prepareprepare to die KRACKEN!" I...er...slick said! slick used his super shapeshifting powers to easily defeat the KRACKEN with one shot! calimari rained from the sky! "dinners on me!" he said! everyone cheered! except for the E.S.S leader...he hates me...I wonder why?...hm...I guess...I guess i CAN be a bit of a jerk sometimes...a hero can't be a jerk...I gotta make this right...ok pikapoe25, you can have your account back...i'm gonna go think about my life...now...how do I end this?
