'OH MY GAWD LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. IT MUST BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT FINE.' Austria thought as he ran to catch up with Elizaveta. 'DAMN GURL LEMME BOUNCE ON THAT'
"Wut." Elizaveta said, only just noticing him due to being too busy day-dreaming about DA BOOTY
"Wut." Roderich replied, suddenly panicking that she could read his thoughts.
"Did you say something?"
"N-No." He gave a nervous laugh, his panic rising and knowing that she'd never bounce if she knew how bom diggity he thought her thighs were.
"btw ily" Elizaveta said, staring up at him from under her kawaii eyelashes
"omg ily too"
He took her to the closet and did the thing.
5 seconds later he pulled out and she looked at him. "Now I remember why I dumped you for Sealand all those years ago."
