Description: This is Gumshoe's forgotten past, taken away him by MILES EDGEWORTH! But because of Gumshoe's stupidity, he was never found guilty, that is…until now! Some OCCness

On June 16th, 1986, a genius only to grow up to be the most instant noodles devouring idiot in the world was born. His name…was …Phuffer Noose, but you might know him better as Detective Dick Gumshoe.

Yes as hard as it is to believe that a scruffy detective was once a forensic genius, he was, and he had a strange British accent.

The minute he was born, he could already talk and read at a 7th grade level, do complex math, and solve the most dangerous of crimes.

By the time he was 3 he had already graduated college, but he had a fear of pay cuts. However, (at first) he was constantly getting raises so this was never a problem. But since he was only 3, he had to wait until he was 15 to get a job.

He started off as a detective, for Dee Tective, a master detective, but you might know her better as Dee Vasquez. She changed her name after she got another job, so people wouldn't think she's a detective still. But back to Phuffer-

He immediately became the head detective after she quit, and has hired by Miles Edgeworth.

Edgeworth got fed up with Phuffer after he called him dumb compared to himself, Phuffer claimed that they should switch jobs; Edgeworth didn't like that. So he hit Phuffer in the back of the head…WITH A FRYING PAN!

Edgeworth thought that he was dead, so he started packing he bags, put on a fake moustache and planned to move to Canada.

"Who am I?" Phuffer asked as he woke up, Edgeworth saw the option to mess with him so he would get paid more instead of Phuffer.

"Your name is Gumshoe, Detective Dick Gumshoe, and you live on instant noodles." Edgeworth lied, "what are you doing lying on the floor? That's it, PAY CUT! I told you to clean up around here hours ago! So TAKE THAT!"

Phuffer now turned into a pathetic idiot because he had forgotten everything he had ever learned. He had to sell his house and live on instant noodles that he sometimes found in trash cans.

But wherever Edgeworth needs a genius, he hits Gumshoe with a frying pan on the head. So Phuffer Noose still kind of lives on.

To be continued…