A/N: This idea came to me last night. I was taking a break from the serious FF8 fic I've been trying for two weeks to write, and sauntered over to Sony Games and played DGO. This is cheesy and I am wholly unapologetic.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!
*ROOM 12 WAITING FOR PLAYERS...*
*BadAssBlondie as CHOOSER*
*LadyKiller as CONTESTANT #1*
*HottDawgs as CONTESTANT #2*
*Hyperion as CONTESTANT #3*
*START GAME*
BadAssBlondie- Hey guys!
LadyKiller- *tips hat* Ma'am...
BadAssBlondie- So sweeet...
Hyperion- suck up
HottDawgs- hey quistis
BadAssBlondie- Quistis? Who's Quistis?
HottDawgs- i just walked by you in the library and saw you
HottDawgs- setting up your user name
Hyperion- well this game aint gonna be worth shit
BadAssBlondie- Hey! Be nice or I'll boot you.
Hyperion- go ahead
Hyperion- ill go find that dollerho chick, she rocks
LadyKiller- start the game Quisty
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 1 IS COMING UP!*
HottDawgs- hot dogs RUUUUULE!!!!!
Hyperion- 'specially puberty boys huh chicken wuss? lol
HottDawgs- fuck off Almasy
LadyKiller- y'all need to shut up
Hyperion- does ur girlfriend know ur on here irvine?
LadyKiller- uh yeah
Hyperion- does she know about dollerho?
LadyKiller- shuddup heh
Hyperion- heh
*My favorite form of creative expression is body poetry. How would you compose the perfect body poem for me?*
LadyKiller- nasty girl
Hyperion- *checks library for stick-in-the-ass quistis* i think someone hit her over
Hyperion- the head and took over the game hehe
LadyKiller- Hey Quisty you remember that scene from 9 1/2 weeks?
BadAssBlondie- Which one?
HottDawgs- whats 9 1/2 weeks?
Hyperion- oh nothin wussy, just a straight movie
HottDawgs- oh
HottDawgs- hey! FUCK YOU!!
LadyKiller- You remember dont you? the FOOD part... *wriggles eyebrows*
HottDawgs- sorry Quisty i don't do poetry
Hyperion- i dont wanna rape ur virgin ears with my thoughts on this question instructor *snort*
BadAssBlondie- Come on, you guys. This is supposed to be fun!
Hyperion- if dollerho was here...
BadAssBlondie- Shut up about Dollerho. Cheap skank ass.
LadyKiller- O.o
*LadyKiller gets a heart*
LadyKiller- muah quisty
BadAssBlondie- Muah...
Hyperion- this fucking sucks
BadAssBlondie- Then leave!
Hyperion- NO
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 2 IS COMING UP!*
LadyKiller- that's gross, Zell
HottDawgs- wha
LadyKiller- i'm sitting a row over from you, you know
HottDawgs- sorry dude it was itching
*I like adventurous dates. Where would you take me on our fist date?*
Hyperion- fisting??? quistis you skank
BadAssBlondie- FIRST damn it
Hyperion- maybe you shouldnt make ur own questions
LadyKiller- i'd take you to amateur night at Kitty's
Hyperion- is that where selphies workin now? hehe
HottDawgs- i'm just gonna watch ok?
BadAssBlondie- You guys are hopeless.
Hyperion- u know u love us though
BadAssBlondie- I guess
Hyperion- quistis i would take you to my dorm
BadAssBlondie- Oh that's original, Seifer.
Hyperion- i have quite the collection of sexual torture devices
BadAssBlondie- UGH
Hyperion- wha? you said you wanted a fisting date
*HottDawgs gets a heart*
BadAssBlondie- Can we just get hrough this as quickly as possible?
Hyperion- *loox at what quistis wrote, bites tongue*
LadyKiller- mmmm rough
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 3 IS COMING UP!*
Hyperion- oh oh oh oh oh im im im im coming
LadyKiller- hehe
Hyperion- chicken wuss i see you staring at me
HottDawgs- ya right
Hyperion- merry fairy
LadyKiller- quistis, what size bra you wear?
Hyperion- *takes screenshot*
LadyKiller- what's that for?
Hyperion- selphie
LadyKiller- dude...
Hyperion- rebound sex
LadyKiller- she wouldn't touch your ass Almasy
*I like threesomes. You, me, and ?*
LadyKiller- WHOA
HottDawgs- holy shit quisty is that you?
BadAssBlondie- Quistis here... haha
Hyperion- shes tryin to psyche us out... heartless whore hehe
LadyKiller- well, me, you and Sefie of course
HottDawgs- can i answer this question?
Hyperion- *as chickenwuss* you, me and seifer... oh my
HottDawgs- you wish freak
Hyperion- me, quisty and... uh... lemme think
LadyKiller- Xu
Hyperion- ah fuck yeah! i loves me some oriental women
BadAssBlondie- That sounds good.
Hyperion- *screenshot*
LadyKiller- can i watch, quisty?
Hyperion- good licks to be had by all
*Hyperion gets a heart*
Hyperion- i knew you wanted me
BadAssBlondie- It was circumstancial, Seifer.
Hyperion- huh?
LadyKiller- she means that if i had chosen Xu, she's have picked me dumbass
Hyperion- ya sure pretty boy
HottDawgs- hot dogs
Hyperion- loser
LadyKiller- virgin
Hyperion- yes, the noodle has not yet been wetted
BadAssBlondie- LOL
Hyperion- you like that quistis? think sir almasys funny and shexy?
BadAssBlondie- More like dumb as a pencil eraser.
LadyKiller- don't deny it quisty
Hyperion- now back to that threesome...
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 4 IS COMING UP!*
LadyKiller- i wonder what Xu is doing
Hyperion- shes fixin to get a really informative email hehe
HottDawgs- xu's pretty hot
LadyKiller- this is true, my friend
Hyperion- i bet quistis plays with herself in the tub
LadyKiller- i think all women do
Hyperion- scoot up to the faucet and let the water... hyne yall im getting a
Hyperion- dark matter woody over here
*You're making a porn movie with me as the star. What's it called and what's the plot?*
HottDawgs- damn quisty
Hyperion- i think we are finally gettin somewhere boys
LadyKiller- gang bang
Hyperion- they already made 'anal bad girls' *snaps fingers*
LadyKiller- it would be called Nectar of the Goddess
Hyperion- mmmmmmm
BadAssBlondie- MMMMMM
LadyKiller- a Druid cult that worships a tall, blonde naked goddess and must
LadyKiller- show their reverance by drinking of the goddess on a daily basis
Hyperion- that fantasys so cliche
BadAssBlondie- I like that, Irvine.
LadyKiller- tell me you wouldn't be her leading man in it, Almasy
Hyperion- now i didnt say that...
LadyKiller- Xu would be her lady in waiting O.o
Hyperion- id be the guy who gives them baths
LadyKiller- deep sea research, eh? hehe
Hyperion- chickenwuss is over here shittin himself
HottDawgs- no im not
Hyperion- im looking right at u numbass
LadyKiller- Zell would be the village garbage man
BadAssBlondie- What more could I ask for? Heehee
Hyperion- *as quistis* oh seifer... xu and i are so filthy...
LadyKiller- *as Quistis* I command you to give us both a good cock scrubbing!
Hyperion- yes mistress...
BadAssBlondie- LMAO
LadyKiller- i think Quisty's blushing
Hyperion- where is she sitting
LadyKiller- over by Nida
Hyperion- quit tryin to hide quistis... i can see ur fishtail
*LadyKiller gets a heart*
Hyperion- gimme some slack quistis
BadAssBlondie- Why should I? Your answers suck.
Hyperion- thats ur fault
LadyKiller- he's too busy fantasizing
BadAssBlondie- Nida keeps looking over at me like I'm retarded.
Hyperion- FLASH HIM
BadAssBlondie- NO WAY!
LadyKiller- DO IT
HottDawgs- DO IT QUISTY
Hyperion- do it for the team... cmon
BadAssBlondie- NOOOO
Hyperion- aww come on... whos my lil trooper?
BadAssBlondie- FUCK NO
LadyKiller- she'd probably ruin his inner child
Hyperion- *as chickenwuss* golly gee i wish seifer would flash ME
HottDawgs- ^
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 5 IS COMING UP*
Hyperion- *as zell* im coming out... i want the world to know... got to let...
HottDawgs- fuck you
Hyperion- it... show... lol
LadyKiller- ignore him, Zell
Hyperion- *as chickenwuss* i can't irvine... he invades my every thought
*What color bra am I wearing? Right answers get a peek after study hall!*
LadyKiller- trick question, no bra
HottDawgs- pristine white?
Hyperion- just a peek at ur bra? psh
BadAssBlondie- I didn't say a peek at my bra...
Hyperion- *perks up*
LadyKiller- ooooo
Hyperion- lemme see... hey quistis move over and let me see u
BadAssBlondie- Nope.
Hyperion- tch...
LadyKiller- she's fucking around with us anyway
BadAssBlondie- I promise.
Hyperion- *thinks hard*
HottDawgs- *as seifer* *head explodes*
LadyKiller- oooo BURN!!!
Hyperion- quistis my dear, you are wearing a black velvet demi bra
BadAssBlondie- OMH...!!!
LadyKiller- how'd you guess?
Hyperion- elementary dear kinneas
LadyKiller- in other words, you've raided her undie drawer
Hyperion- nope... ill never tell
BadAssBlondie- Seifer! You've been through my clothes!
Hyperion- oh yeah quistis i snuck into your dorm one night and rifled through
Hyperion- your undie drawer... im not that hard up
LadyKiller- yeah you are
Hyperion- at any rate, quistis owes me a peek, right quisty wisty?
BadAssBlondie- I'm a woman of my word.
Hyperion- damn skippy
HottDawgs- just kick his ass quisty
Hyperion- hey quistis, make sure ur nipples are hard for me
LadyKiller- woohoo
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 6 IS COMING UP!*
Hyperion- hey quistis, is there any way i could win a teensy grope?
LadyKiller- oh yeah Seifer, you don't sound hard up at all
Hyperion- like u never fantasized about one of your teachers
LadyKiller- well...
Hyperion- hey dont i get a heart?
HottDawgs- you just won a peek at quistis's tits and you're bitching about
HottDawgs- a heart? lameass
*I like role-playing. Gimme a scenario I can dig.*
LadyKiller- besides the goddess thing? damn you're a greedy lil girl
Hyperion- how bout this... ur a bitchy teacher and im the student you failed
LadyKiller- harsh...
Hyperion- im gonna get my revenge by bending u over ur desk
LadyKiller- w00t w00t
Hyperion- and when im done rippin up ur tight lil puss with my thick cock...
HottDawgs- *covers eyes*
Hyperion- ill make you suck ur juices off of it... how bout that puddy tat?
LadyKiller- let 'er rip tater chip
Hyperion- helllooo? quistis honey?
LadyKiller- lmao she's staring blankly at the monitor
*Hyperion gets a heart*
Hyperion- HOT damn i knew it
LadyKiller- roflmao
Hyperion- thank you quisty...
LadyKiller- still roflmao
HottDawgs- you guys suck... bunch of fucking pervets
LadyKiller- pervets? hey almasy we're pervets... damned animal molesters
Hyperion- LOL
BadAssBlondie- Sorry, Zell.
HottDawgs- huh?
*HottDawgs is being booted.*
LadyKiller- it's for your own good, man
HottDawgs- this is horse puckey
Hyperion- mwahahahaha
*HottDawgs is booted.*
Hyperion- ya know, its a lot nicer in here w/out him staring at my ass
LadyKiller- so uh, quistis... now that it's just us grown ups...
BadAssBlondie- LMAO Irvine, did you see that?
LadyKiller- lmfao YEP
Hyperion- see what?
BadAssBlondie- Nida got up and dropped something behind me, so I turned my
BadAssBlondie- head to see what it was, and I headbutted him in the crotch.
Hyperion- lmao! brava!
LadyKiller- damn he scooted on out of here didn't he?
BadAssBlondie- Poor kid... He left his pencil on the floor.
Hyperion- why doncha take it to him quisty?
LadyKiller- in nothing but a thong
*FINISH UP THE CHATTING. QUESTION 7 IS COMING UP!*
Hyperion- is this almost over?
LadyKiller- one more question
Hyperion- good... we need to go *clean* quisty's desk off
LadyKiller- can i capture the event on video for posterity?
Hyperion- selphie get off on watching other people?
LadyKiller- yeah
Hyperion- u know, i figured her for the type
LadyKiller- lol she's fucking crazy as hell man
Hyperion- why
LadyKiller- we were out in the secret area one night and there was this coup
LadyKiller- couple who were getting really hot and heavy, like playing
LadyKiller- with each other, and she went over and asked them if she could
LadyKiller- sit down next to them and watch
Hyperion- w00t
LadyKiller- i was like, hynedamn selphie
BadAssBlondie- Guys, I can't think of a good final question.
Hyperion- why does it matter? im gonna win
LadyKiller- because...
Hyperion- ill ask a question... 'how many times is master seifer gonna
Hyperion- make me orgasm tonight?'
LadyKiller- *snort* you know she's just stalling
Hyperion- quistis?
BadAssBlondie- Yes?
Hyperion- ur not stallin are ya?
BadAssBlondie- No... I seriously can't think of a question.
Hyperion- whaddya say we blow off this dumb shit and head for class? *wink*
*"A secret murder hath been done of late..."*
LadyKiller- what the
Hyperion- damn i know this one too
BadAssBlondie- Riiiight...
Hyperion- okay... its a poem...
BadAssBlondie- *nods*
LadyKiller- Quisty you're evil
Hyperion- how bout we make it worth my while
LadyKiller- personally i don't care who wins. i've already got warm apple
LadyKiller- pie waiting on me
Hyperion- ive always got dollerho
BadAssBlondie- *chokes Seifer*
Hyperion- GAH!
BadAssBlondie- Dollerho is some thirteen year-old sexually confused boy.
Hyperion- *frowns* gimme a minute
LadyKiller- we're in the *library* Seifer, go look it up
BadAssBlondie- NO!
LadyKiller- i'll cover for ya
Hyperion- *snaps fingers* "unkindness found to be the bloody knife" HA!
LadyKiller- *applause*
BadAssBlondie- Seifer?
Hyperion- *bows* yes my dear *bows*
BadAssBlondie- How did you know that?
Hyperion- nida told me
BadAssBlondie- Huh?
LadyKiller- LMFAO
BadAssBlondie- WHAT!?
LadyKiller- nida went and sat over by seifer looooooooool
Hyperion- LMMFAO
*THE CHOOSER HAS LEFT THE ROOM. YOU WILL BE RETURNED TO THE LOBBY*
Hyperion- do i still get my peek?
LadyKiller- i wouldn't hold my breath... whatcha know, Nida?
Hyperion- hes laughin his ass off over here hehe
LadyKiller- i think quistis enjoyed herself
Hyperion- whats she doing
*LadyKiller leaves*
Hyperion- well shit
