Shaman king dream journals.

Summary: The gang are keeping dream journals. Find out: Hao's dream job, which superhero Manta wants to be, which animal Ren dreams he is, Horohoro's worst nightmare; but not necessarily in that order! Slight OOC. R & R!!

Hao

Dear diary.

Man that sounds pathetic! Anyways, Yoh's evil fiancée forced me and my brother's friends to write our dreams down in these book thingies. Weird or what!? So dream journal… my most recent dream I remember is about me being a librarian. I know, I know. It doesn't sound very Hao-like does it? Well… The truth is…. I LOVE BOOKS!!

Phew. I'm so glad I got that off my chest. Anyways. I need to give an explanation I suppose so…. Ever since my first life I have loved books. In my previous life, my friend (yes I have/ had friends) was a librarian. I went to visit him in his job because I was curious about humans and wanted to see what a normal life was like (answer: dead boring).

When I visited him I took 1 look at the room and I thought to my self – wait sorry I'm gonna have to continue this. 1 of Yoh's BAKA friends is trying to peep. Note to self: liquidize him sometime soon. BWAH HAHAHAHA. FEAR ME FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY, ALL POWERFUL, SOPHISTICATED HAO!!

Horohoro's journal/diary thingy

Dear Bob,

Writing the lame and usual 'dear diary' is sooo sissy. I can't see why 'the almighty, all powerful, sophisti - sofitsi - sofi - smart Hao writes 'dear diary'. Isn't that what girls write? But then again Hao does seem very girly doesn't he? I mean he has long hair, lip-gloss etc

(a/n I'm not sure if the REAL Hao wears lip-gloss, if he does then his secret is finally out!!).

By the by… Yoh's creepy fiancée made me do this!! AAAARGH BEWARE THE EVIL WITCH!!! If she reads this I am sooo dead, 1) she will kill me 2) Pirika will revive me then force me to do even more training!! EEK!!! This journal thingy was a baaad idea.

Well I suppose I should use the remainder of my life to write about my dreams. Then I'll go and hide in a cupboard. O.k. here goes nothing. My worst dream ever is this ahem: I was in the middle of a huuuge pond, sitting on a lily-pad eating oreo (yummy!!). When suddenly POW! Ren came along and ate my oreo then Bason sliced off my head and I was Ren's spirit for all eternity!! I woke up screaming. Worst nightmare in the entire history of all Shaman's ever!!

Please, Kami, don't let that happen to me. Please make Ren my spirit as well as Kororo (sp?). REVENGE YEY!!!! XD

Later.

The great and wonderful ice master Horohoro

Manta's techno journal

(4gVn SoUl: o.0 ooooh techno. Can I touch it? Manta: No!! Get away from me you creep! 4gVn SoUl: TT)

Dear journal 3.0,

Do you like the name? I wanted to put something different, something unique, something…. Techno! Personally I think it's awesome!!

Anyway, getting on with the real reason for writing in the Techno Journal 3.0. If I can remember correctly (and I know I can), my last dream was about me being a superhero.

(4gVn SoUl: let me guess… was it Noodle Man? Manta: what does he do? 4gVn SoUl: He bends noodles into boomerangs and throws them!! Manta: It was NOT Noodle Man! 4gVn SoUl: How about… Kaptain Kipper? He can summon up giant killer kippers! Manta: o.0 Get away from me, now!)

I dreamt I was Mr. Stretch! I could be any height I wanted to be and nobody looked down on me! Especially not Evil Anna (a.k.a Blizzard Girl because she's so cold ). I was invincible! Until I woke up, got yelled at and then Blizzard Girl threw me into Horo! cries anime waterfall tears TT

If only my dream would come true. People would say 'Look, here come Mr. Stretch' not 'Hi Chotto, what's the weather like down there?' But only Horo says that. Oh well, I guess from now on I'll call him…. Manuke yeah! He's so dumb it'll take him weeks to figure that one out. :D Now I'm happy again!

4gVn SoUl: and you called me creepy.

Manta: well you are.

4gVn SoUl: Yupa! R &R peoples! Remember this is my first fanfic and there will be more chappies!

Japanese definitions

Chotto – little

Manuke – dolt/buffoon

Kami – god

Oreo – biscuits

Baka - stupid