A/N: The only thing you need to know right now is that This is the ominous dude voice over

And this is the ominous chick voice over….remember that and I'll explain better at the end of the chapter.

Chapter 1: The Beginning…?

"Once Upon a time" "Happily Ever After" and the guy always gets the girl, themes that are so dramatically overrated I could rant about it for an hour. This is not a Fairy Tale…just remember that…

-11:59pm Halloween-

The full moon gleamed brightly in the night sky. She had come, and was now standing on the opposite side of the bridge that runs across the small stream. Madara had hoped she wouldn't. This isn't going to be a good night, He thought from his hiding place just inside the tree line of the forest, Not a good night at all. He jumped into the tree above him and sat still on the lowest branch he could afford for a moment to make sure she hadn't seen him. She hadn't. Good, now I can make an entrance and at least try and get her to smile on the worst day ever. He jumped into the air and braced himself to tuck and roll, and rolled onto his feet at the edge of the bridge. The wind picked up as clouds began to slowly invade the moon's personal space.

"So this is how it will end huh?" Madara yelled over the thunder to Sakura, as he stared into the green orbs she likes to call eyes, from across the small bridge.

"It doesn't have to be this way you know!" She yelled back with tears in her eyes. He smiled his famous reassuring smile, but she wasn't comforted. "You're being cruel!" She accused as the tears began to spill, "You know very well what will happen if you-

WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! STOP! DO NOT CONTINUE! What the HELL do you think you're doing?

Um….Starting the story?

Um, HELLZ NO! You can't start the freaking story here! This isn't the beginning! It's the fucking end! Ya know what? No, you gotta be educated. Sit back and let me start this story over, and MAYBE I'll let you help later…

(mumbles) Who died and made you Queen of the Ominous Voice Overs?

WHAT WAS THAT?

Nothing ma'am!

That's what I fucking thought! Now, to the REAL beginning…

**2 Months Earlier**

"MADARA! So not cool, un!" Deidara roared as he ran out of the boys' locker room, out of the gymnasium, after Madara and down the senior hall, in only a Hello Kitty sports bra and bright pink boxers. Surprisingly, Madara could still run considering how hard he was laughing, the pissed off Deidara chasing him must have had something to do with it. He ran past Hidan, who was trying to get Hinata to go out with him, and started laughing his ass off at the sight of Deidara, who abruptly stopped, punched him in the gut, after which Hidan was still laughing his ass off, and continued to chase after Madara. Madara rounded the corner to the principal's office, and saw his only shot at getting out of this alive. For standing by the door to the principal's office, the great voice of reason himself, "ITACHI!" he gasped in between laughs, "Help me out? PLEASE? I really don't wanna die today!" He pleaded as he ran behind Itachi, just as Deidara turned the corner.

"Well you should have thought of that before you did that to Deidara," He said, gesturing with his head to Dei, who had slowed down slightly at the sight of Itachi, but was still stampeding down the hall, "But, since I've already seen this I can't rightly do nothing, considering we're right by Principal Tsunade's office." He took a step forward and Deidara skidded to a stop in front of him breathing heavily in rage and from all the running…but mostly from all the rage.

"Get out of my way Itachi," Deidara said through clenched teeth, "You know very well he deserves it."

"Hn,"—he shrugs—"A lot of people deserve a lot of things," he reasons, "For example, I deserve a little brother who doesn't constantly glare and think of possible ways to murder me and make it look like an accident, Hidan deserves a visit to the doctor since you probably broke his ribs, you deserve revenge, and Madara deserves some sort of injury—"

"Hey, I resent that!" Madara interrupts.

"—but seeing as how I'm in between you two, that won't be happening at this time, understood?"

"But—" Dei started to protest, his anger starting to slowly recede.

"Am I understood?" Itachi asked again in a stern tone, and only slightly raising his voice. How does this dude stay so calm? Madara and Dei thought simultaneously, oblivious to the other's thought.

"Yea, sure," Dei mumbles, but Itachi continues to glare, "Fine! Yes Itachi, I understand, just, please stop the death glare!" At this Itachi smirks evilly but does indeed stop glaring, and walks off. Deidara breathes a sigh of relief, "Oh, don't you worry Madara, you'll get yours," He says as he walks to his locker, which is conveniently located across from the principal's office, and grabs his spare clothes, "You won't know when, or where, or how, but you'll get it." He said as he continued to walk to the bathroom, also conveniently located across from the principal's office, to change.

Madara breathed a sigh of relief and laughed once to himself running his fingers through his hair, That was a close one, He thought, Good thing Itachi was there.

He walked to his locker, also, conveniently located a few lockers down from Dei's, to grab his books so he could run to class before he was late. As he grabbed his text book he heard the door to the Principal Tsunade's office open, and 2 pairs of footsteps walk out. He turned out of curiosity to see who was with Tsunade. What he saw was Tsunade, smiling and waving to someone, but at the time he was focused on the rare event happening in front of him, Tsunade's smiling? And waving? He thought, since when? And more importantly to who? And that's when he turned to see her, the girl that had Tsunade behaving like an actual human being, a girl with emerald green eyes and cherry blossom pink hair. As Tsunade closed her door he caught the girl's name in her farewell, "Goodbye," she said, "Sakura."

A/N: Told you I'd explain more at the end…ok so this fanfic is for my sister who really wanted me to write a MadaSaku, I hope you enjoyed it and I will update as soon as possible…But I need reviews! So if you wouldn't mind hitting that lovely little review button at the bottom of the screen, even if you out right hated this chapter, and telling me what you think, then I won't have to send the flying monkeys after you…REVIEW!