Hey everyone I'm back! ((Crickets chirp)). Ha ha, well it has been a long time since I've written a CCS fanfic but I got a little inspiration and decided to just go with it. This is rated "T" for now, but I will very soon up the rating to "M" because of… stuff that will happen. You catch my drift ((wink))?
Hopefully this won't be too big of a waste of your time. Yes, there will be fluff but very little. I mean, it is called 'Not Another Teen Fanfic' so you can't expect much cuddly stuff. R&R please
.kitkat
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Not Another Teen Fanfic
By: kit kat
Chapter 1: Revelations of a Sex-Crazed Boy
(Syaoran POV)
I was 16-years-old when I met my biggest foe.
Lying in bed, I rubbed my hands nervously back and forth on my sheets as beads of sweat formed on my brow. It had never been this bad before!
I jumped out of bed and ran into the bathroom to wash my face off. The cool water hit my flushed face and I sighed, feeling somewhat relieved. My eyes met with the mirror as I stared intensely at the strange guy looking back.
"Who are you and what have you done with the independent, in-control Li Syaoran?" I growled at my image before wiping my dripping face off with a towel.
Groaning, I leaned my head back until I heard a small "clunk" as my skull hit the wall. Hmm… it appeared that my head was empty. That sounded about right, considering I couldn't even think for myself anymore! My—cough—manhood had taken over my life!
Yeah, that's right. Hormones. When I hit puberty a few years ago it was a burden but I could easily control my temptations. I was Li Syaoran. THE Li Syaoran, always in charge. Now the urges were off the charts! All I could think about was that dirty word that people my age still laughed about when said aloud…
Sex.
And it was driving me crazy. I couldn't hold back anymore. It was flashing through my brain all day and all night like some type of propaganda commercial. I wanted to touch myself. I wanted to do it!
"No!" I roared, punching the wall. "Great clan leaders do not fall to such a weakness. I will be strong!"
Shit that hurt. My throbbing hand at least took my mind of that horrible urge. Cursing silently, I shook my hand in the air to reduce the pain and hopped around like a fool. Yes, I am pathetic. And realizing that had been a huge blow to my ego.
I wanted to cry out of frustration, but men don't cry in the Li Clan. I just continued to swear as I climbed back into bed, praying to fall asleep before my testosterone killed me.
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(Sakura POV)
"No, Tomoyo," my eyes widened as I stared in disbelief, "you didn't!"
"It's not that big of a deal." she blushed hotly with a slight smirk on her face. School would be starting in 10 minutes, so Tomoyo and I were taking our sweet time in the hallways to get to homeroom.
"Are you kidding me?" I wasn't quite sure if I was more angry, shocked, or in awe at her. "It is a big deal."
"Sakura, we just went to third base." Tomoyo said, brushing it off as if it was just as natural as eating or breathing, "Eriol-kun and me haven't quote 'hit the home run yet.'"
"I know, but third is still pretty far," I said, amazed by what she had told me, "I mean, don't doctors and stuff still consider it "sex" one way or another?"
"Meh," she shrugged and I could tell she didn't really care, "I'm still a virgin."
I couldn't believe my ears. My sweet friend Tomoyo… doing "stuff" like she was some kind of cheap ho! I understood that her and Eriol had been together for well over a year but this was just unheard of. I didn't even suspect she would ever do something like this until she was married.
"Times have changed, Sakura," she said, noticing my silence, "I know you're a little prude about these issues but isn't it time to… you know, grow up?"
"What?" I could feel my face flush with anger at her words. I am not prude!
"Sakura, I—" but I stormed off without listening to her. Just because I hadn't done "stuff" with boys didn't mean I was immature!
"I'll show you, Daidoujii Tomoyo!" I said loudly, causing a few people to stare. I smirked triumphantly as I walked into first period with my head held high.
My pride is a curse indeed.
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(Syaoran POV)
"Ohayo! Good morning, Syaoran!" I snapped out of la-la land to see Sakura's cheerful face a few inches in front of mine. My own face immediately burned scarlet when I realized what I had been thinking about so intensely.
"O-ohayo, Sakura…" I gulped a little and shifted nervously in my desk. Why does she have this affect on me? Why!
"Are you sick?" she lifted the back of her hand to rest on my forehead, causing my whole body to tingle with a blush. Ah, what a sweet touch. If only it were lower…
"Ah! No!" I cried, shaking my head in panic. Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me. She looked a little confused but then just smiled at me.
"You're funny Syao-kun." Thank the Lord you are a dense one, Sakura. Dense, but hot as hell. Wait, did she just call me… Syao-kun?
Normally, if it had been anyone else, I would have punched them or glared for addressing me with such a degrading nickname! But for my Sakura-chan, I could let that one slide. Still, I wondered what was up with the little pet name. In a way, it made me feel slightly turned on…
Pathetic! Pathetic disgrace to the Li family!
I wanted to beat my head against my desk. She is your friend, Syaoran. Your friend. Not a disposable sex toy. With a nice ass…
I could imagine her in one of those little costumes Tomoyo made her... The short skirt and tight material hugging her curves as she prances around me. Little cat ears on her head too. Yes, they are essential to be my sex kitten.
"Oh Syaoran," she'd say, fainting into my arms, "I'm just a little kitty who wants to be pet."
"Will you purr if I do?"
"Yes, yes! Just release me from this agony." Then I'd attack her neck with my tongue as she whimpers and moans my name.
"Be easy with me, Syao-kun… I'm just a virgin." Drool. Sakura…
"Li. Li Syaoran!" my eyes widened when I popped out of my fantasy world again and the whole class was staring at me, including my teacher.
"Hai? Yes?" I said weakly, wishing I were back in my fantasy again with Sakura.
"Are you paying attention?" the old lady spat. Of course I wasn't you retarded wench, would you have to ask me that if I was?
"N-no." I cowered.
"Well I suggest you do or there will be a Saturday school slip with your name on it!" I could hear snickering and gasps at the mere mention of the Saturday school. Might as well write my name on a ticket to hell.
"Hai." I replied again in a serious voice. My father would be very displeased to hear I got detention for daydreaming, so I forced myself to listen to the rest of the lecture even though I could spy my imaginary-sex-kitten floating near my desk and tempting me to come play with her.
It was going to be a long day.
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(Sakura POV)
I noticed Syaoran throughout the whole first period. He was acting stranger than he usually did and his face was always so red. It must be one of those "guy" things.
As I watched him from the corner of my eye, I began "checking him out," I guess you could say. His hair was comical and wild… pretty hot, I must admit. His eyebrows were knit slightly as he kept that serious and concentrated look I had always known him to have.
I paused to study his eyes, a perfect pool of chocolate. Hell, they made me want to melt. Then I looked lower and lower, staring at his muscular arms and long torso all the way down to his butt and thighs. Yes, it was surely a sight to see. Come one, come all to see the eighth wonder of the world, Li Syaoran!
A giggle softly escaped my mouth as my cheeks glowed pink with embarrassment. Such dirty thoughts!
"Uh, Sakura?" Syaoran was standing beside my desk and watching me with confused eyes.
"Hoe?" I blinked, my head moving from side to side to discover that everyone was gone.
"The bell rang."
"Oh." I felt myself blushing immensely so I planned my escape.
I began to laugh uncontrollably.
"Well I'd better get to my next class," my legs began to race out of the classroom, "Later, Syao-kun!"
Then I got the hell out of there, leaving Syaoran in my dust and feeling incredibly stupid as I sprinted to second period.
It was going to be a long day.
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Alright, so what'd ya think? It'll seem more like a parody after this chapter. I had a lot of fun writing this chapter because it's so much easier to be silly than a serious romance writer. Once again, R&R please. If you do, I'll give you a cookie. Or I'll update faster. Something like that, ha ha .
.kit kat
