Man, I feel like I wanted to write this fic just to get my juices flowing. I get distracted in highschool by the very thought of it. so here's your munchies to read. (Munch Munch) Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did, I would be rich and not writing this now.
Chappie start!
The dawning shining sun has risen from the edge of the lands, it washed it's rays all over the lands, it soon slowly risen to the blue skies filled with white clouds. The sun's rays touched the certain apartment that was all trashed up, the sunlight has found it's way to the window, touching the certain shinobi's eyes. that certain shinobi was Uzumaki Naruto. It's been a week after he returned to Konoha for three years.
Naruto saw a bright light while with his eyes were closed, he slowly opened his deep blue eyes and got up on his bed in a rather groggy manner. He set his feet on the floor, got up and went towards the door that led the bathroom, twisted the knob and went in. Five minutes later, sounds of a toilet flushing could be heard from the bathroom, he got out of the bathroom and walked towards the kitchen. The kitchen didn't have much though, a table with a chair, a single stove, a couple of cupboards, and an old fridge. Naruto looked towards the small window in the kitchen that let him see some part of the buildings and blue skies with white clouds outside. He walked towards the fridge and opened it to find milk, a couple of orange juice, fish, carrots, and other stuff that was in the fridge. The fifteen year old Naruto still remembered in his three year training, Ero-sennin had forced him to eat different food besides ramen. And choose different clothes instead of that terrible orange jumpsuit that screamed 'Hey! I'm over here! Kill me first!'. He's also grown handsome with all that training he did for three years.
Naruto closed the fridge and decided to check the cupboards. He found his last cup of ramen and grabbed it. He took out a pot, put water in it, turned on the stove and put the pot of water on top of the stove. He went to his closet, and picked out the clothes he should wear, and went to the bathroom and took a quick shower first.
(Later...)
The sounds of water being stopped could be heard inside the bathroom and someone rubbing himself with a cloth and clothes changing. Thus, Naruto emerged from the bathroom; he was wearing a black smooth silk t-shirt with dragons swirling around near the bottom of the t-shirt, he was wearing black pants that looked smooth and a pair of ninja sandles. You can say he looked good, with those rippling muscles that could be seen through that tight t-shirt, and Naruto went to the kitchen to see the water in the pot boiling and bubbling. He opened the lid of the ramen cup and poured the boiling water into the cup and waited the ramen to boil.
After waiting four minutes for the ramen to boil, he dug in. After a good meal, Naruto looked at the time and saw it was 7:20 a.m. He grabbed his Leaf headband with forehead protector that had a leaf symbol, wrapped it around his head and said."Well... time to get to my teams meeting spot... ... ... I hope..." Naruto said it in a hopeful tone, he went to the door, dreading what's going to happen and stepped outside.
(Outside)
Naruto was right about his dreadful feeling, outside was filled with so many young women that were either ninjas and civilians that looked at him like he was a piece of meat. There was a long silence until all the women dashed and jumped towards Naruto in welcoming arms and high-pitched screams. Naruto got avalaunched by the women as he Rested In Piece in the piles of women with their...mounds pressing all over his body. The girls heard a 'Poof!' under them and began unpiling themselves with Naruto under them. When they finished, Naruto wasn't there!
"Where is he?" One girl asked out loud as all the girls began searching for their man. "THERE HE IS!" Another girl shouted as they turned to where she was pointing and saw Naruto who stood frozen with his back on them. "LET'S GET EM!" With that being said, all the girls began chasing their man who was staggering away with a dust smoke of female admirers trailing behind him. "NOT AGAAAAAIIIN! DAMN YOU KAAAAAMMMIIII!!" Naruto shouted towards the heavens as he continued running with the girls chasing him.
(Somewhere in the clouds)
Somewhere in the heavens, the 'God of Mischief' smirked. "But it's so much fun seeing you as a babe magnet, and getting chased by women" The Kami gave a shout laugh and said "I made a 'special' day Naruto, just for you... ..." He went back to work, hoping the plan would work with the help of the 'Goddess of Love'
(Back with Naruto)
Naruto was currently behind the bushes and was panting, he saw his Fangirls pass by and released a sigh of relief. he came out of the bushes and froze when he saw another group of his Fangirls, one of them spotted him and shouted "THERE HE IS!" and Naruto ran like hell with the girls chasing him.
(Two hours later at the team seven meeting spot)
"WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO!!" Sakura yelled angrily. She had pink hair, a red dress with a black shorts, and wore ninja sandles
Sakura's been sitting there alone in squad seven training grounds all by herself in the uncomfortable silence. So she waited patiently.
(Looooonnng Silence)
... ... ... ... ... Sakura couldn't stand all the silence around her, she was about to yell in frustration until she spotted her teammate, limping his way towards their meeting spot tiredly. "YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yelled as she pointed her finger towards him. "Sorry Sakura-Chan... I was chased by the girls and..." He wasn't given a chance to finish. "LIAR!" She yelled accusingly with her finger still pointing at him.
POOF!+
It was a certain one eyed shinobi's turn. "YOU'RE LATE!" She yelled and pointed her finger towards their sensei. "Sorry... There was this young lady who needed help with lots of bags of groceries and..." He also wasn't given a chance to finish. "LIAR!" Sakura yelled. THE Hatake Kakashi just sighed lazily and said. "Anyway, there is no missions today, so you can do whatever you want for the rest of the day" He vanished in a puff of smoke. Naruto decided to visit Tsunade as he headed towards the Hokage Tower.
(In the Hokage Tower)
Tsunade was not a happy woman, there was a tower of paperwork that stood before her, proudly and triumphantly. She was about to work on the paper she was currently working on until a door swung open. She looked at the door see Naruto in front of her office. She was about to say something until Naruto said something she didn't like. "Hey Obaa-Chan!" A vein popped in her forehead and she rushed towards Naruto and threw a punch. Her fist connected on his chest as Naruto flew towards the door (Closed).
CRASH!+
The door broke down to the floor with Naruto laying on top of it and him twitcheing. Tsunade walked back towards her desk fuming and yet happy that she got her Daily Feel on Naruto. "So whadya want brat?" Tsunade asked calmly, in the inside she was giddy. "Nothing... I just wanted to hi..."Naruto moaned out painfully which Tsunade thought it sounded sexy. "Anyway, I gotta go...See ya!" With that being said, he got up and left the office. Tsunade felt sad that he had to leave early, she still remembered the time she caught him shirtless three days ago at the fields where he was training, she still remembered those rippling muscles she saw on his chest, his pumped up arms, and his musclar legs, yet he was still lean and handsome at the same time. She giggled like a schoolgirl and opened her drawer and took a picture out. What that picture contained was Naruto without his shirt on as she began to fantasize about him and her doing... ... certain things together.
(Outside)
Naruto was rubbing his chest with his left hand to ease the pain as he came out of the Hokage Tower. Naruto decided to jump on the buildings to avoid his Fangirls, he had to watch out for the kunoichis as well. It's better to avoid them than letting them have their way with him! He stealthily and carefully jumped on buildings to buildings without getting detected. He saw some kunoichis on buildings, but successfully avoided them. He began doing some sight seeing around the village, after he was done what he was doing, he looked up to the blue skies filled with white clouds to see the sun in the left-middle of the sky. "It's almost noon..." A loud growl could be heard from his stomach. "I'm hungry, maybe I should go for a picnic...yeah... that will do me good" After that being said, he stealthily and carefully moved back to his apartment.
(Later...)
He was now in front of his apartment, he was glad there was no fangirls in front of his apartment that were here a few hours ago, he twisted the doors knob and stepped inside.
(In his apartment)
He was now in his apartment, he walked to the table that was next to his bed and saw his clock that showed 11:15 a.m. He had enough time to cook. He walked towards his kitchen, checked out the cupboards and took out what he needs to start cooking. "It's time to start cooking!" Naruto shouted loudly and cheerfully in his apartment as he turned on his stove.
(Later again...)
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Naruto was just done cooking as he put the contents from the frying pan onto the plate, he then put the plate in the picnic basket and covered the top of the basket with a cloth. He looked at the clock and saw it was 12:10 p.m. He picked up the basket, it was a bit heavy since he put LOTS of food and dishes in the basket, and he went out.
(Outside)
Naruto began walking calmly in the village with a basket in hand, ignoring all the glares directed by the villagers, but also wary around him because fangirls might jump on him. But he continued walking towards his destination anyway.
(With the certain red eyed Kunoichi)
A certain twenty-six year old red eyed kunoichi was done with her teams training twenty minutes ago. She was wearing a dress that had red sleeves and white body colour. She has long black hair, ruby red eyes, and a navi-blue headband with a forehead protector that had a Leaf symbol, and a pair of ninja sandles. You can say this woman was beautiful, and that woman was Yuuhi Kurenai. She went home first to take a shower, then dried herself up, and changed her clothes and went out to find a place to eat. She continued to walk in the village to find a place to have a quick lunch until she bumped into a certain SOMEONE she didn't see and she forwardly came falling down. She closed her eyes waiting for the impact, but it never came. Instead, she felt an arm that seem musclar around her waist, felt her face on someone's shoulder, her hands on someone's chest which felt musclar and felt herself slowly lifted to her feet.
She slowly backed her head away from the stranger's shoulder and opened her eyes to see a smooth looking yet soft black shirt, she looked up to see the persons face and she nearly fainted at what she saw. The person that stood in front her was very handsome. He looked about eight-teen, he had blonde hair, deep blue eyes, and three whisker marks on each cheek... 'Wait! Three whisker marks on each cheek? Had I met him before?' Were Kurenai's thoughts as realization came to her slowly. "Naruto?''
Naruto stared at the red eyed goddess in front of him. He was going for a picnic in the fields he found four days ago, and this red eyed goddess bumped into him when he wasn't looking where he was going. He then looked at her attire. 'The way she dresses... had I met her before?' When she said his name, realization slowly came into his head. 'Wait! Isn't she Team Eight's Sensei? What was her name again? Kurenai?' "Kurenai?"
Chappie End!
I know this was suppose to be a oneshot, but I decided to make this story a twoshot or threeshot, I let ya know in the next chappie. Naruto is 15 years old in this story, he only looks like 18 years old in appearance. Hope y'all visiters of this story review! And please don't make bad comment about this fic... T-T
