Voltrix: You know what word I just liek, love? XD

Horo: ._. What?

Voltrix: Miffed. Liek, seriously! It makes me all happiful inside. And then I start dancing. I mean when I think miffed I think of pouting kittens, it's a pretty cool word o_o

Horo: E-erm... Is this going anywhere?xD

Voltrix: I KNEW YOU DIDNT CARE ABOUT ME! ;o;

Horo: V-voltrix is very emotional right now and doesn't own shit!

Zee: And he also apologizes for being so late on his other stories! ='D

Voltrix: ;o; Gomen .

Rating: T, very very soon will be switched to M. Why? Because liek, I NEED to write a lemon. I haven't had sex or masturbated in tooo long, meaning lemons lemons and lemons having babies. Which are more lemons! And then there might be a lime in there somewhere that's some distant cousin but-
Pairing(s): BelxFran or FranxBel look at it however yhoo want xD XanxusxSqualo, SpannerxTsuna (DEDICATED TO YOU POCKETRAINBOW 8] Pockets reaction to 4827: I wub you ;w;), MukuroxByakuran! Possible YamamotoxGokuderea, or YamamotoxHibari. You guys decide xD
THE MAIN PAIRING IS BELXFRAN! Cos... They need love. And Fran is adorable.

WARNINGS: Oh mii gawd guyz, I HAD to do it. XD I just... Couldn't resist.
This Fran...
Is liek...
Fuckin' insane xD Im pretty sure I made him OOC but dazz okii cos I liek it
Honestly this ff is liek... My fanfiction. *Hugz it*
Dood, longest fabulous intro evah
Beta: POCKETRAINBOW IS SUPER SPECIAL AWESOMELY COOL! O_O (/// is not.)

Belphegor sighed in boredom, repeatedly twisting his hair in his fingers. The blond man sat at his desk, waiting for the remainder of his students to file in and take their seats. Another year, another class, another nightmare. Honestly, the only fun part of this job was giving the students detention, and even that could be annoying if they had too much of a lip! He just didn't understand why EVERYONE he knew wished to become a teacher! Don't believe him?

Belphegors best friend Squalo worked as a Gym teacher, his colleague Xanxus was a principal (a failure of one, but still), his adopted parent Lissura worked as an nurse, hell, that kid Levi that Bel had always beat up even worked as the janitor! Worst thing was, they all worked at the same place. Even his brother Rasiel subbed in sometimes!

So why did the blond deal with this horrible situation? Because: he had been really stupid and listened to Squalo when the shark had said 'let's work at the same place!' And now he was stuck with a bunch of snot-nosed brats. True, this was only his 3rd year, but he hadn't gone one day that he hadn't regretted applying to work at this horrid place.

You see, another one of the reasons he'd decided to go along with what Squalo had said was because he'd been hoping that maybe there'd be some sexy female teachers that he could get it on with! His damned best friend though had forgotten to mention that it was an all boys school. Not to say Bel wasn't bi, no even he enjoyed a good man on man fuck every once in a while, but none of the teachers here appealed to him. And the students? Well there were three problems with them: 1) Belphegor wasn't a pedo, 2) He liked his pay check and did not wish to get fired, and 3) All the students here were in highschool. Meaning they were short, undeveloped and small in... certain areas. Unappealing!

So there you have it! That's how Belphegor Von Ripper found himself dully staring at the new students, waiting impatiently for the bell to ring so he could begin ranting at them. Scanning his eyes over the new class he tried to find someone interesting to pick on.
Everyone there were freshmen, meaning they had the most hilarious reactions when the blond teacher decided to mess with them.

This class looked as dull as the rest though, sadly. He did note three students that kept glancing and grinning at each other though, one looking insanely feminine and kind with light brown hair, the second appearing to be completely rebellious with silver hair, and the third with black hair whom lounged in his chair in an easygoing manner. They seemed to be the most interesting of the bunch, and Bel was already beginning to lose interest. How disappointing. Finally the bell rang, signaling that class was ready to start. When the freshmen didn't seem to get the memo and kept on talking, the teacher started to get annoyed.

"Ushishishi~ Quiet down or you'll get nothing but F's the entire year." Bel stated, his head lazily resting in his hands. Obviously it was a lie, although the students quieted down none the less. Good. He stood up, stretching his arms out in a cat-like way as he yawned.

"Alright. Welcome to high school, yadayadayada, we're so happy to have you here yadayadayada -not, and I hope you enjoy your school year. Not really." He said his usual line with his usual grin, waiting less than a second before the class burst out laughing, most of the new faces smiling at him. That was another thing Bel didn't get! Although he tried to be as rude as possible, he was one of the most favorites teachers among the students! They always waved to him, as if they expected him to wave back (which he didn't). He grinned with them, pretending that it had been his idea all along to make the short brats laugh.

"Alright. My names Belphegor Von Ripper, but everyone here is allowed and WILL call me prince. Because I'm that good, got that?" The class nodded. "Great. See? You're all so smart, I'm sure you'll do absolutely wonderful in highschool." He said sarcastically, once again earning a few chuckles here and there.

"Ushishi. Okay, since it's no fun to just go around and say your name, we're going to use the kindergarten method and throw around a ball." He said, smirking as he pulled out a ball from a drawer in his desk. Belphegor's smirk widened, because this was without a doubt one of his favorite things to do. He looked up again; usual grin giving away that this would be no normal game. "The prince has a few rules though~ you have four seconds to state your name and age, at the end of which you'll throw the ball to someone else. If you take longer than that, you get detention. If you turn around in your seat to throw the ball, you get detention. If you don't catch the ball, you get detention. If you throw it towards no one in particular, you get detention. If you catch someone off guard and it hits them, you get a cookie. Does everyone understand?" He said cheerfully, giggling when he saw the horrified looks on the student's faces. A few students were still smiling, however Belphegor would make sure those stupid grins were wiped off their faces by the end of homeroom.

"Fabulous!" He said, a creepy aura coming off his insane grin. "Now let's begin~" Not wasting a second more, he stretched his arm backwards and launched his fastest ball at an unsuspecting student. Said student immediately perked up and caught the ball easily, and Bel recognized him as the black haired easygoing teen he'd noted earlier.

"Yamamoto Takeshi, 14!" The freshman stated happily, following the teachers example and sending an extremely fast ball to another student. Bel's grin widened, although he was annoyed that the teen had been able to catch his ball. Fourteen eh? That was awfully young to be in highschool, not that Bel cared. In fact, he'd already lost interest in the boy.

He watched the game commence, mentally marking off who was breaking the rules and who was doing rather well. So far this class was doing better than most, sad enough. His interest grew however as he noticed the ball beginning to go faster and faster, until every student was having trouble catching it, ever the Yamamoto boy. Another whom seemed to catch the ball rather well was the rebellious one, who Bel had learned was named Hayato Gokudera. Damn, it was sad when none of his victims fell prey to detention. His smirk widened as he saw the game start to go haywire, the ball flying this way and that, and the students all yelling and laughing (which Bel found annoying but bearable). It seemed no one cared whether or not they got detention anymore, for the throws were becoming careless although thus far only two people had dropped the ball.

A student that Bel had earlier noticed was named Tsunayoshi caught the ball, and he fumbled with it for a few seconds before sending it off in a random direction, forgetting to say his name completely.The ball flew towards the door, and Belphegor raised an eyebrow when he noticed the said door beginning to open. The ball stopped for no one though, and continued to harshly fly (the momentum of all the students in the class was behind that ball, after all) into the stomach of the unsuspecting person, causing them to fall backwards. Bel stood up curiously, smiling widely.

"Ahh..?" The teacher stared down at the small boy whom gently held the ball in small fingers, sitting on the ground looking slightly confused. Bel was glad that his bangs covered his eyes, because for some reason they didn't seem to want to turn away from the newcomer. The fragile teen looked up, wide green eyes innocent. "Hello. I'm sorry for interrupting but would this happen to beee..." The boy pulled out his schedule, looking for something, before turning his gaze upwards once again towards the blond. "Bel...phe..gor Von rippers class?" Asked the boy, struggling slightly with the odd name. Bel noted he looked feminine and small even compared to the Tsunayoshi boy. And for a second he'd thought the little green haired boy had been, well, a girl!

"Yes, but it's for high school students, I'm afraid." Bel teased with a smirk. The boy blinked.

"But I am in highschool, sempai." Everyone in the classroom sweatdropped.

"Oh, are you?" Asked Bel, deciding to poke fun at the others obvious innocence (or was it stupidity?) in blunt ways.

"Hai."

"Ushishi~ And would you like to tell the prince your name?" The blond man asked, raising an unseen eyebrow. It was more of an order than a question, but it worked. It worked even better considering that adding prince in there might just confuse the young boy! The said teen blinked innocently upwards, as he was still sitting on the floor, before answering honestly like he figured he was supposed to.

"No, not really sempai. You're creepy, but it's Fran." Huh, for some allusive reason Bel had the feeling all of a sudden that just maybe this year would be a little more interesting than Bel had first thought.

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Voltrix: ... So what do yhoo think y'all? XD
Horo: I think everyone out there should review and tell you, Voltrix-sempai!
Voltrix: Horo, you spoke out of term~ You must be punished x]
Horo: o//o
Zee: Oh my xD
No I'm dead serious.I KNOW you want to click that review button DxNo dude, no joke it's right there I WILL take my furry fanfiction away if I get nothing but story alerts XD Lol no just kidding. It pisses the living shit out of mii when people do that, I'll be happy if you people just read =) But you all get cookies if yhoo review ;;