Disclaimer: I do not own any DC Characters including Batman, Superman or anyone else. They all belong to their respected authors. As for Haley Brown, He's my original Character.

Author's Note: Yeah, that's right, Season Two. What can Brown do for you guys? Leave Reviews and I'll see what I can do.

Hoody Boy: Elseworld Stories
The Adventures of Haley Brown
Arc One, Part One: Open Season


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Tri-corner, Gotham City
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"James come in here before you catch a cold."

Commissioner James Gordon stepped back inside; the winter wind gusted through the house like a frozen breath. He rubbed his shoulders as he walked down the hall. He tossed the coat on the couch as he took a seat in front of the fire. His wife Sarah leaned down and rubbed his shoulders for him.

"Still wondering when he'll get in." James answered as she opened her mouth to say something.

"He's a man, he'll be fine."

"You don't know Haley."

"He lived here for 4 months, I'm pretty sure I know him."

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B. Finger Memorial Airport, Outside Gotham City
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Haley gunned the gas petal and stuck his head out the window. The frozen wind sliced across his face, his bangs were whipping back but the beanie on his head was covering his ears and the special goggles of his were covering his eyes. Haley fired the pistol over and over, the bullets punctured the car causing it to skid the highway divider. Haley whipped the car into a 180 pulled the e-brake and jumped out as it came to a stop.

"Outta the car!" Haley shouted.

The guy opened the door with his hands up, Haley pistol whipped him in the face knocking him to the ground.

"You thought you could steal my rental car!" Haley shouted, "I'm just trying to get back to my family and you steal my rental car!"

"Look man, I'm sorry! Just for the love of god don't friggin' shoot me!" He cried out.

Haley crossed his arms, he went back to the car he chased him with and got the number of the driver. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed it.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Good Evening, I'm calling to say I had to use your car to catch a thief. There was no damage to it and it will be returned to you shortly, have a good night. Any questions, you've got my number, my name is Haley Brown."

He closed the phone shut, "Alright ass goblin," Haley said crossing his arms, "You're going to take this car back." He said pointing to the chase car, "And I'll take my busted ass rental car back. You go free since I'm in no mood to run you down to headquarters and I don't want to leave a car out in the middle of a highway."

"Okay…" He said timidly.

"Now, if I get a call that that dude's car isn't at the Air Port I will kick your ass all over Gotham City and then I might through you in jail, kay?" Haley threatened.

The guy nodded and hopped into the car and started down the highway, Haley followed in his rental car and watched him turn when he could. Haley shifted to the next gear and hauled ass. The car tore over the bridge and over the Kane river towards the Tri-corner is Gotham City. Haley parked the car out front the tiny town house and knocked on the door. Uncle Jim yanked the door open and pulled him inside.

"Gah!" Haley said before he hit the floor.

"It's about time you got here, why were you late?" Uncle Jim answered.

"Car problem." Haley said with a laugh.

He got up and dusted himself off. They hugged patting each other on the back.

"Glad you could make it."

"Where's Babs?" Haley asked.

Uncle Jim looked down at the ground and bit his lower lip, "Ah no… don't tell me."

The arm came around behind him and put him in a full nelson. Haley wormed around trying to get out of it.

"I know martial arts now; I doubt you're getting outta this one."

"Oh please…" Haley said.

He slipped out through his hoody and grabbed her around the waist. With a good heave he lifted her off the ground kicking and screaming.

"Thanks for getting my coat for me Barbara." Haley joked.

"Damn you Brown." She said half angry half laughing.

"Get in line." Haley said tossing her on the couch and taking his hoody.

Uncle Jim pointed to the hoody, "There going to be any of that while you're here?"

"Nope, it's going in the closet, and it'll stay in the closet." Haley answered opening the door and removing a hanger.

"Good, last thing I need is for you to go out on some crazed vigilante run." Uncle Jim whispered.

"Not happening Uncle Jim, I'm done, for good." Haley answered.

Aunt Sarah looked up, "Haley, where's Alice?" Haley swore under his breath.

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Somewhere in Gotham
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"My beloved Nora…" Freeze said putting his hand on the tank, "For years we've been separated, my heart aches for your touch yet I know it'd be folly to even dare let you out of your tank. It pains me to see you so fragile, and I have to protect you, soon though, I will free you of this prison I've had to construct, I will save you Nora."

He turned around; three people were frozen in chunks of ice. Horror was on each of their faces. He tapped the top of them; they shattered like panes of glass. His helmet reflected his machine; his grin was ear to ear with his white showing.

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Amusement Mile, Gotham City 3 Days later
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The Joker's sneer hadn't left his face since Bat boob knocked him in a vat of chemicals, his sneer hadn't left his face since he had come up with the scheme and the sneer never left his face as he stared at Bat-man hanging upside down over a pit of acid.

"Hah! Look Batsy, you and me have always had the cat and mouse thing goin' on but I think this will melt that problem away!" The Joker cackled with laughter.

The warehouse door exploded open in a hail of wood chips and smoke. Joker whipped around, a laser sight went to his crotch, he followed it with his eyes till it went right between the eyes.

"No…"

"OH YEAH!" Haley roared.

The smoke cleared, Haley stood with the RPG on the ground and the pistol pointing right at him. The Police jumped out of the cruisers and pulled their guns.

"Let the Bat go Smiley." Haley said.

The Joker cackled and hit the button. The sound of hisses and bubbles made him laugh even louder. The tap on the shoulder stopped the hyena like cackle, the fist helped too. Batman rubbed his hand, Robin wrapped the bat-arang around his arm with a smile.

He walked past Haley knocking his shoulder into him, "This doesn't change anything."

"Happy holidays to you too." Haley said.


Here's the those that read the first story, I'm ahead 6 Months. Haley left in June, it's December now, so give or take. Anyway, a lot has happened to Brown and all will be explained including some new aspects on Haley.