IMPORTANT MESSAGE: this is NOT meant to offend CP's characters. So if you're reading this, and your all like, "This is crap, does this person even care about all the work CP's put into the books and his characters?" just know that I wrote this when I was really bored. So please no flames! Please please please! Ideas are very welcome though.

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Well, here's the first… 23... things! Read and Review, peeps!


1: Walk up to an elf and pretend to talk in the Ancient Language.

2: Tell people that you 'got new socks today!"

3: Stop suddenly in the middle of a crowded street, point upwards, and yell, "OMIGOD/GOSH BANANAS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!"

4: Call Arya 'Mary Sue' whenever you're talking to her.

5: Constantly say in a loud voice how much hotter Murtagh is than Eragon.

6: Ask Eragon why he has in bright purple letters on his forehead, "Loser". If he looks in a mirror and denies it, paint the aforementioned letters on his forehead when he's sleeping. The next morning, tell him you're glad that he washed the letters off.

7: Ask Murtagh for an autograph. Ask him over and over again.

8: Ask Murtagh if you can be his girlfriend.

9: If you're a guy, ask Arya if you can not be her boyfriend.

10: Laugh at elf's pointy ears.

11: Tell everyone that their figments of an amazing person's imagination named Christopher Paolini and that they don't really exist.

12: Skip around Dras'Leona singing, "Hooray for Eragon, he killed evil Durza, He's obsessed with an elf named Arya, and he dances with swords!" in the 'Happy Birthday' theme.

13: Become King/Queen of Alagaësia. Raise everyone's taxes to 90.

14: Pretend to be King Galbatorix's servant. Tickle him to death when he sleeps.

15: Tell Galbatorix that Shruikan left him for Saphira.

16: Tell Saphira that Thorn's too young for her.

17: Say to Eragon, "Stupiddragonriderssaywhat." Laugh at him when he asks 'What?'

18: Start laughing randomly in public. When people look at you in confuzzledness, stop laughing abruptly and scoot away from them, staring at them as if their crazy.

19: Try to mind-speak with someone… even if you cant.

20: Run through the Varden screaming: "MARTIANS ARE ATTACKING ALAGAËSIA!"

21: Whisper whenever you are talking to someone. When they ask you to repeat what you said, scream, "WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF?"

22: Ask Eragon if you can ride Saphira. If he refuses, ask him over and over again until he allows you to. If he says yes, scream in excitement, jump onto Saphira's back, and tell her to go everywhere (Example: "Take me to Du Weldenvarden, Surda, Uru-baen, Yazuac, Daret, Carvahall, Tierm, Furnost, Gil'ead, Kuasta, Farthen Dur, Helgrind, Dras'Leona, and to top it off: Ellesmera!")

23: Play 'Just the Girl' by The Click Five whenever you see Eragon and Arya together. If you don't have a portable music playing device, just sing the song really loudly (off-key if you can manage).\


Well, that's all I have right now! Review if you want more, and I also need ideas! Ideasideasideas!! So just click the little purple button below and submit your reviews/ideas!