Disclaimer:(I remembered) I don't own naruto,or otogakure,but if I did,OTOGAKURE WOULD DEFEAT KONOHA!!!!!!

An otogakure morning

me: hi peoples!!!!! this is my first story, so I hope you enjoy!!!

(also, everybody is alive )

Story:

one morning, tayuya ,dosu ,and zaku were arguing over who would be orochimaru's alarm clock this time. "no way am I gonna wake him up"the redhead said

"well too bad, its your turn!" dosu and zaku argued.

The arguments continued down the hall.

"I know,howabout we ALL wake him up!"zaku said, with an evil grin. Dosu knew what his teammate was thinking "ok" he said. Tayuya sighed and agreed.

They walked down the halls,trying not to wake anybody else.

When they got to orochimaru's room. zaku and dosu shoved tayuya inside and leaned against the door.

"Dammit! I knew you shitheads were up to something!!!"she cursed.she didnt have her summoning flute,only the one she used to wake op orochimaru.

She started playing.

Orochimaru heard music, but he was to tired"5 more minutes!" he groaned, not really thinking.

Tayuya just continued to play.3 minutes later, orochimaru was half awake,and VERY grumpy.

Under the bedcovers, he did a series of hand signs, a mallet appeared in his hand he continuosly tried to bang tayuya in the head, in attempts to knock her out and stop the music. Finally the mallet connected with tayuya's skull. she was out cold.

Half an hour later...

Kabuto walked into orochimaru's room. he had to wake up orochimaru. "Lord orochimaru,wake up!"he said, shaking the otokage roughly,in attempts to wake him up. Orochimaru just pulled out his handy mallet and knocked kabuto out.

One hour later...

Orochimaru got up, he yawned and stretched, he had a good nights sleep. He went to go put on a robe when he almost tripped over something. It was the unconscious bodies of tayuya and kabuto. Orochimaru frowned in confusion, wondering why the hell thay were there. He just shrugged his shoulders and went to the kitchen to get breakfast . But as soon as he got the morning paper,he realized something very important "I cant cook!" he groaned. So he just sighed and went back to bed.

THE END!!!!!

Wasnt that fun!?!? I bet you were thinking that the ending would be diffrent,didnt you? Well, see you next time!!! (that will probably be during school hours...)