TIME TO DRABBLE!
Yugi- whoo?
HELLZ YEAH I GET TO BE WEIRD
Yami- ur always weird
...true. Any way this first one is REALLY OOC cus Yami is a panzy, Yugi has anger issues and Bakura is really british!...Oh wait he is british
Bakura- THATS RYOU U WANKER!
-.- wat ever twat!
Bakura- 0.0 (grumbles) Rachel would own Yugioh but last time she tryed to take it the owner karate choped her brain.
Which is why this is gunna be REALLY retarted.
Warning- bad spelling/grammer, Eventual Tea/Anzu bashing, swearing and pavertedness wont this be fun!
Yami and Yugi are sitting in the living room. Yugi is reading a tradgety/vampire novel called 'Doomed to a Soul of Fear. -a novel I wrote a year back- Yami is glomping Yugi for dear life, which it starting to get annoying! Yami purrs and nuzzles Yugi only adding to his fustration because he cant consetrate and he wanted to finish this book to get to the sequal 'Grave of the Prince & Birth of the War' -the one Im working on- Yugi dosn't know but Yami is REALLY, VERRY, UTTERLY DRUNK!
Yami- (nuzzles Yugi) I wuvz u hikari!
Yugi- (reads) -.- yeah what ever could you stop hugging me now?
Yami- (sniff and starts to cry) W-why I thought you wuved me!
Yugi- (sigh) (stands and slams book on coffe table) RA YOU'RE SUCH A PANSEY ASS WUSS! YOU'RE SO CLINGY! I KNOW 3000 YEARS IN A BOX MIGHT NOT OF BEEN FUN BUT JEEZE!
Yami- (sniff sniff) Hikari?
Yugi- (storms out holding book tightly in grip grumbling something like 'baka no pharoah never shuts his damnd mouth. I should walk like the egyptians and cut out his toung!')
Yami- (drunken burp) Holey hell I think theres a dragon an my eyeball mr.fuzzy! (talking to an imaginery green hippo with a beird and a bandana on his head -it's actualy grandpa-) (falls over unconciose) (singing in sleep) I know a song that gets on every body's nerves!
Grandpa- (laughs)
Yugi- (from kitchen) (throws a frying pan at Yami and hitting right between the eyes)
Yami- (half dead)
Yugi- Ah! Peace and quiet!
The door bell then rings and Grandpa answers. A hyper Jounuchi runs into the game shop up to the house throws of his shoes -that ended up in Yami's face which made Yugi laugh- off his feet and runs too Yugi
Jou- YUG'!! U GATTA HELP ME! SETO...HORNEY...BAD PAIN IN ASS!!
Yugi sighed and hit Jou with another frying pain
Yugi- There now he wont do any thing!
Seto- (runs in) (sees Jou unconciose) SWEET (grabs Jou and runs of with a lustful and evil smirk)
Yugi- o.O what...the...fuck?? (looks over to Yami) Yami I love you
Yami- MI TWO!! (glomps)
Yugi- (grumbles)
Toldya it'd be retarded and this is just the begining any way review and make me smile...actualy dont make me smile! I dont like smiling! Just give me a cookie and then I'll be happy -just not smiling- yeah any way CLICK THE DAMND BUTTON!! BEFORE I SEND RABID HAMPSTERS WITH LIP GLOSS TO EAT YOUR FRUITY BRAINS!!
