"Come downstairs, boys," Dave Seville called to his 'sons' (They were really 3 singing chipmunks. You could imagine how surprised he was to meet them).
A short (in chipmunk terms) and chubby (in any terms) chipmunk in a green hoodie appeared behind Dave and tapped his foot. Dave jumped, nearly crushing the poor little chipmunk, who just in time ducked out of the way.
"Oh, it's just you, Theodore," he said, out of breath. Theodore nodded and pointed to the table. "Who are they?"
There stood 2 other chipmunks, one with big, round black glasses and a blue hoodie, and the other one with a red hoodie with a big yellow letter A on it.
"Those are Simon and Alvin, your brothers," Dave said, uneasy. Did he really not remember?
Theodore was confused. "WHO?"
The 2 chipmunks on the table looked at each other…strange…
Alvin gulped. Simon looked at him through the corner of his eye. Oh no, he thought, Dave's gonna find out whatever Alvin did.
Alvin rocked back and forth at his feet, holding his breath as Dave glared at him. "Alvin…"
Alvin stopped him right there. "WHOA, WHOA, AND WHOA, mister!" he yelled,
"Before you go all 'ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIN' on me, let me remind you of the REAL story. So, it started like this."
Simon rolled his eyes. There he goes again.
"You see, it was last Christmas—"
Simon interrupted him. "You mean last month?"
Alvin nodded nearly as quickly as he was talking. "Duh. It's After-New-Years'-Eve Day."
Simon groaned. What a moron Alvin was. But he let his annoying brother go on.
"Simon and Jeanette went to the basement. There was some mistletoe. Then Simon looked at Jeanette and said—" (he said this part in a deep voice, well, as deep as a chipmunk could go) "—'I got you baby'—" (at this point Alvin sacked him in the shoulder, but he tried not to notice) "—And then, Jeanette leaned in THEN Theodore came in and yelled some crazy thing about cookies and stuff, then Brittany pushed him down the stairs and he landed on his head, and he was so mad but he thought YOU did it, Dave, because well he had no idea who you were, so he shoved you and then everyone but me got amnesia. I've been looking after you ever since. The end."
"Why not you?" Simon asked.
"I was in the bathroom," Alvin replied proudly.
"Who are Brittany and Jeanette?" Theodore asked.
"They're the Chipettes." Dave answered, "They're like you, but female. They like to sing and dance, too." Theodore seemed satisfied by that answer. Dave turned to Alvin after that. "And also, Alvin. How did that happen, that ALL of us got amnesia?"
Alvin shrugged. "I dunno. I was in the bathroom."
