The Jerry Springer Show

1/29/2004

Episode 1

"Lover's Secrets"

By Kagome 17

Here is my first chapter. I hope you enjoy it as much as my friends did.

Jerry: Welcome to my show. Today's show is called "Lover's Secrets". Our first guest is Inuyasha. He is here to tell his dead girlfriend his secret. Inuyasha, tell us what your here for.

Inuyasha: Well, Jerry. I came to tell my dead girlfriend, Kikyo that I'm sleeping with another woman.

Jerry: You're still dating Kikyo after she's dead? How can that be?

Inuyasha: Well some old hag stole Kikyo's ashes, kidnapped Kagome and used her soul to bring Kikyo back to life but she was made out of clay. Then Kagome's soul returns to her body and Kikyo falls of a cliff. She comes back again and tried to murder Kagome and tried to take me to hell with her.

Jerry: Ok here's Kikyo.

(Kikyo comes out behide to stage in her village outfit.) (crowd boos)

Kikyo: Shut the f up before I kill you all!

Jerry: Hi, Kikyo. Welcome to the show.

Kikyo: Wazz up, Jerry.

Jerry: Inuyasha, I believe you have something you would like to say to Kikyo.

Inuyasha: Kikyo, ever since you died, I've meet some one else and I've been sleeping with her. She freed me from your spell. Also she is way better than you.

Kikyo: What the f, who is this bitch your with now!

Jerry: Lets bring out Kagome.

(Kagome comes out in a black mini skirt with a black tank-top) (Kikyo and Kagome start to fight, ripping each other's tops)

Crowd: (Chanting) Take it off!

(Steve tries to pull the girls apart)

Crowd: (Chanting) Steve

(Steve stops the girls)

Kagome: Sit! Why did you not tell me you're still with Kikyo!

Inuyasha: Ah! What did you that for! I'm leaving her.

Jerry: (mumbling to himself) That was a good one.

Kagome: Oh, sorry, Inuyasha. (She walks to Inuyasha and gives him a kiss then sits down.)(That pist Kikyo off)

Jerry: Hi, Kagome. Welcome to the show.

Inuyasha: (turning red) You already said that three times!

Kagome: Inuyasha, be nice. Hi, Jerry.

Kikyo: Inuyasha, there is something I have to tell you.

Inuyasha: (In a grumpy way) What is it.

Kikyo: I'm with Naraku now.

Inuyasha: What the hell! He tried to kill Miroku, Sango, Kagome and me by his (offspring) incarnations!

Jerry: Ok, here's Naraku.

(Naraku comes out in his baboon suit) (Crowd boos)

Naraku: Shut the f up, you pathetic humans! You all shall die! Mu hu hu ha ha

(Inuyasha draws the Tetsusaiga)

Inuyasha: Oh, no you won't, you'll be the one who will die!

Crowd: (Chanting) Kill Naraku, Kill him!

Jerry: Hey, no killing anyone on the show, yet!

Naraku: Jerry, your last. Mu hu hu ha ha

(Kaede stands up in the crowd and takes out the rosary beads and meditates to put the rosary beads around Naraku's neck.)

Kaede: Quickly Kikyo, use a word of subjugate.

Kikyo: How am I suppose to know which word um...oh.... um...down!

(Naraku hits the ground)

Naraku: oof! Why you...!

Kagome: Wow, good one, Kaede! I'm glad your here, you too Shippou.

Shippou: ( disguised as a tall red haired, 20 year old boy, trying to hide his tail) I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Naraku: Kikyo is mine, now. Mu hu hu ha ha

Kikyo: I will now take Naraku to hell with me.

Jerry: Ok, we'll be right back after a commercial.

Commercial:

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(Inuyasha kills Naraku during the commercial)

Jerry: Welcome back to the show (Jerry did his final thought)

Chapter 2 is on its way.