Well dears! It's my third PL fic! :D If you liked The Bathtub, you... might like this too! :D Hopefully you will! Enjoy!
"Good GOD Hershel! What the fuck are you DOING?"
Professor Hershel Layton, of number Thirty-two, Lynch Lane, was a person of high decorum, a person who was very well respected, a person who had standards...and a person who cross-dressed.
"C-C-Claire! I-I ah, well.. you see.. um-"
"Why in God's name are you wearing my clothes?" Claire screamed. "They don't even fit you for Christ's sake! Your balls are hanging out of my favourite shorts!"
"Well Claire, as a matter of fact I thought they fitted me quite well. Yellow is so my colour!" The Professor leaned back a little, lowered Claire's sunglasses to the bridge of his nose and put his hands on his hips.
That was when a new voice was heard just behind Claire.
"No. Yellow is not your colour. Your complexion is too pale! It drowns you, darling."
"Omigodomigodomigod! AAAHHH! It's CLIVE DOVE!" Hershel was now jumping up and down, shaking his hands and screaming like a fangirl. "I've read ALL your magazines! Your work is AMAZING! And you're SO HOT!"
"Yes, darling. I know, I know." Clive, who was clad in a blue and white Hawaiian blouse, royal blue hotpants and white flip-flops, closed his eyes and waved his hand dismissively at the compliments. "Now, what I really want to do is give you a make-over, darling. Oh, and you could definitely use one, too." He looked Claire up and down with a look of disgust.
"Excuse me," said Claire in exasperated tones, " But I have actually just come home from Zumba and There is no way in HELL I would go around like this all day!" She pointed to her baggy hoodie, joggers and sneakers. "And I usually have my hair down."
"Well, darling, judging by the clothes your boyfriend is modelling, I'd say you are in dire need of a makeover."
Hershel went scarlet. So did Claire.
"Now, shall we get started?"
Well? What do you think? The first chapter is really short, I know, I think all the chapters will be like that :)
BTW, Zumba is a dance workout class :D Makes you partay hard and sweat hard! Hell yeah! :D R& please! x
