I was bored and I'm currently procrastination my college paper…so yeah…
Disclaimer: I do not Young Justice
A/N: Why do the TV producers feel the need to pair up the entire team? I mean really, it kills the shippers and the shippers are the ones you want to watch your shows because we get obsessive. Besides, it doesn't seem realistic. Wouldn't it be like one of those unspoken rules about not sleeping with your dormmates?
A is for Aster
"Well this was a disaster." Superboy muttered as he sat down on a small pile of unconscious bank-robbers. He glanced over at Robin who was currently tying his half of the baddies together, looking completely at ease with the situation. It was rare that Batman would give the team a day off and Conner had wanted to do something special with his boyfriend. He spent hours researching what made a great date and had even asked his other teammates what they thought. He had everything planned out for the perfect date. But it was all ruined now.
He growled at the bodies under him, wishing they would wake up so he could hit them some more. But it seemed that they were happy to play dead rather than face his wrath one more time. Burying his face in his hands, he sighed.
"Superboy." Robin said quietly, touching the other's shoulder to get his attention. The clone looked up before quickly glancing away, obviously sulking. The reaction made the Boy Wonder smile as he tried again. "Conner."
This time he did look up and held Dick's masked gaze. The hand on his shoulder moved toward his face, using the thumb to gently stroking his cheek. Robin leaned down and placed a chaste kiss on his boyfriend's lips before pressing their foreheads together.
"Feeling the aster?" He asked softly as he felt Superboy relax.
"Yeah. I'm feeling it."
B is for Batman/Bruce
"Bruce, I want to introduce you to Conner. He's my boyfriend." Richard Grayson said as he led Conner Kent into the study of Wayne Manor, where Bruce Wayne was currently relaxing. Lounging in a plush chair wearing a bathrobe and slippers, the handsome man was only missing a pipe to look like a stereotypical millionaire he was. Arching an eyebrow, he folded his newpaper casually and placed it on the stand next to him before addressing his ward.
"Dick. You could at least knock before barging in here." He said calmly, trying to keep his cool a he looked at his son's…friend. "Now will you repeat what you just said?"
"Bruce, this is Conner. My boyfriend." Dick said calmly, gesturing to the male behind him. Conner stared at Bruce with a rather indifferent look. It reminded the millionaire of the first time he had meet the boy and had to fight the twitch in the corner of his lip. He sighed and rubbed his hand against his face.
"Will it matter if I say I disapprove?" He asked neutrally.
Conner actually growled at him and was obviously about to say what he could do with his approval, when he was stopped by Richard who held up his hand.
"No."
Another sigh. "Dose he make you happy?"
"Without a doubt."
"Then I'm okay with it."
Dick let out the breath he had been holding in and smiled at his adoptive father. "Thank you Bruce. We'll leave you alone now." He said, dragging out his boyfriend as quickly as he had dragged him in.
"Really Supey, just what were you going to say to him? He's a major big shot and my guardian!"
The clone merely shrugged his shoulder. "Don't care. He doesn't scare me…I'm more worried about what Batman's going to say." He muttered, nervousness leaking into his voice. Robin smiled.
"Don't worry. I think he already knows."
C is for Capture
Robin's breath was beginning to become ragged as he ran along the rooftops, trying desperately to get away from his pursuer. He pulled out his grappling hook and was about to launch it when he was tackled from behind. With an oomph he hit the ground as the heavy weight landed on him. "Conner" He whined as he tried to push the large clone off of him, "get off. You're heavy."
But Conner only smiled at him. "I won." He mused, nuzzling his lover's neck. "I caught you."
Robin smiled as Superboy snuggled closer, finding the action adorable. But the Boy Wonder hated to lose.
"Best two out of three?"
D is for Drag
"Three of you will be going undercover as…entertainers…" Batman said in front of the blue holographic screen. A picture of the villain they were going to apprehend on the side while the image of his hideout, an apparent gentlemen' club, took up the majority of the space. Artemis and M'gann nodded before frowning as the three currently present males of the team glanced at each other at the strange comment.
"What do you mean three?" Wally asked for the group, his curiosity stronger than the urge to stay under Batman's radar.
"He means me." A familiar voice called out from the door of the briefing room. The team's heads spun around as they reacted to the voice to find the Boy Wonder, only he seemed to be lacking on the boy part. Decked out in incredibly revealing female clothing, with fake boobs and a long wig to boot, it was almost impossible to tell that this was Robin, Batman's partner.
"Y-you?" Wally asked, never at the loss for words. The rest of the team was too busy gaping to even register the conversation. Batman, still standing in the background, seemed completely neutral about the entire thing. Probably because he already knew that this was happening.
Robin rolled his eye at his best friend, before flipping his now long hair over his shoulder. "Please, like Artemis or M'gann know what to do with a pole."
Superboy shifted uncomfortably, his pants suddenly feeling a couple sizes too small.
Well I hope you enjoyed that. As always please review even if you hated it. Also please feel free to give me suggetions for the other letters. I have a few already planned out so don't feel upset if I don't use your suggestion.
Now for some random commentary
A – I don't know. I thought it was cute.
B – Originally I was going to call it Bringing Boyfriend Before Bruce/Batman cause I felt so cool for coming up with it, then realized I was being a dork and change it to fit the others
C – had a harder time coming up with something for this so that why it was so short. I was thinking of doing some hurt/comfort with Cadmus but couldn't figure out how I wanted it to go
D – don't give me that look. We've all though about what a pretty girl Robin makes ever sense M'gann did the shapshifting thingy! So XP
E-H coming up next
