This is another attempt at humor. It's not really my forte but I'm giving this a shot
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Giving the Parts
Director: Before we start this does anyone want to drop out of this ridiculous fiasco?
Everyone: Yes!!!
Director: Tough Luck.
Kaiba: You Can't make me stay here.
Director: Actually I can. I make all the rules here so you will follow my direction
Kaiba: damn you
Mokuba: come one nii-sama it might not be that bad
Jounouchi: yeah give the guy a chance would ya
Kaiba: why the hell should I take your opinion?
Jounouchi: um………..because you never do?
Kaiba: I still don't see your point bonkotsu
Noah: If you won't take his advice then take mine
Kaiba: why are you here? You should be dead!!!
Mokuba: Noah how did you get here. ?
* Mokuba runs over and hugs Noah*
Noah: not really sure myself
Director: Enough let's get back to the matter at hand. Time to hand out the parts
*everyone quiets down*
Director: Sonya blade will be played by …. Mai
Mai: Why do I play the stubborn chick?
Jounouchi: Because you are stubborn
Mai: How dare you? (turns to director?) Can't I play Kitana? She's so much more attractive?
Director: Well you can't. I decide who you play, you will play Sonya.
Mai: why?
Director: Because I said so
Jounouchi (mutters): plus I can't play Lui Kang
Mai: what was that?
Director: moving on. Johnny Cage will be played by ….. Jounouchi
Jounouchi: Yeah!!!
Kaiba: What, this guy couldn't deliver pizzas, and you make him a successful actor?
Jounouchi: In your face Kaiba
Director: Lord Raiden will be played by ……. Atem
Atem: What? I can't play a god that's blasphemy.
Director: Says you
Atem: Ra will have my head
Director: Art Lean will be played by …… Marik
Marik: It's because I'm black isn't it?
All: You're not black.
Marik: whatever. Close to it
Director: Liu Kang will be played by ….. Mokuba
Mokuba: Wow. I'm the main good guy
Kaiba: Who am I supposed to be then?
Director(goes into uncle mode): getting to that
Director: the role of Chan, Liu Kang's brother will be played by ….. Noah
Noah: I play a dead guy again?
Mokuba: I thought you wanted to be my brother Noah. Don't tell me you were lying all those years ago.
Noah: Of course not. I'd never make my brother cry. (turns to Director) give me the part
Director: you do know you only have a few lines.
Noah: I don't care. At least Mokuba and I can be family for some time
Kaiba: No !! You will not take my brother from Noah.
Noah: Even in plays you can't let me have what I want
Kaiba: NO!!
Director: well it's not up to you Kaiba-boy. I assign the parts Noah plays Chan , Mokuba plays Lui and that's final
Mokuba and Noah: Yes!!!
Director: The role of Princess Kitana will be played by Anzu
Anzu: oh yes I've always wanted to be a princess. Plus I've always had an eye for Mokuba
Mokuba: You what?
Anzu: Ever since we were locked up in that warehouse. (turns to Marik) I should thank you for that (turns back to Mokuba) It's a shame we didn't have bed in there . Imagine all the fun we would have.
*Mokuba shudders*
Kaiba: Keep your claws of my brother, Mazaki
Director: Well that covers the heroes. On to the Villains
Kaiba: hey what about-
Director: Shut up or you won't get a part at all
Anzu: And you'll be forced off the set. So I can molest Mokuba. He and Noah can hang out and you will not be able to do a thing about it
Director: The role of Shang Tsung will be played by ….. Bakura
Bakura: hmm me?
Director: Yes
Bakura: oh well. At least I'm not forgotten about
Director: Sub Zero will be played by …………..Kaiba
Kaiba: Why me?
Everyone: It fits your personality Mr. Ice
Kaiba: wait a minute this means I have to fight Mokuba. I can't fight my brother.
Director: I'm not interested in your complaints
Kaiba: Mokuba can't you save something about this?
*Mokuba is too busy talking with Noah to pay attention*
Director: Kano will be played by Pegasus
Pegasus: ah goody I am involved. This is so exciting
Kaiba: I am not working alongside this sicko
Director: Goro will be played by ….. hmm I don't yet
Everyone: what?
Director: Scorpion will be played by Weevil
Weevil: Yes a bug
Director: No for the fillers
Director: Jax will be played by Valon
Valon: yes I get some time with Mai
Mai: great now I have two idiots groveling for my attention
Director: Solomon will play the Grandfather and Cage's sensei. That will be all. Any questions?
Kaiba: You will give my brother a different part.
Atem: I cannot play a god
Honda: who plays the henchmen?
Yuugi: Don't I get a part?
Yugi's mother: You give my Yugi a part
Everyone: This whole thing sucks
Director: Oh boy….
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