This is another attempt at humor. It's not really my forte but I'm giving this a shot

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Giving the Parts

Director: Before we start this does anyone want to drop out of this ridiculous fiasco?

Everyone: Yes!!!

Director: Tough Luck.

Kaiba: You Can't make me stay here.

Director: Actually I can. I make all the rules here so you will follow my direction

Kaiba: damn you

Mokuba: come one nii-sama it might not be that bad

Jounouchi: yeah give the guy a chance would ya

Kaiba: why the hell should I take your opinion?

Jounouchi: um………..because you never do?

Kaiba: I still don't see your point bonkotsu

Noah: If you won't take his advice then take mine

Kaiba: why are you here? You should be dead!!!

Mokuba: Noah how did you get here. ?

* Mokuba runs over and hugs Noah*

Noah: not really sure myself

Director: Enough let's get back to the matter at hand. Time to hand out the parts

*everyone quiets down*

Director: Sonya blade will be played by …. Mai

Mai: Why do I play the stubborn chick?

Jounouchi: Because you are stubborn

Mai: How dare you? (turns to director?) Can't I play Kitana? She's so much more attractive?

Director: Well you can't. I decide who you play, you will play Sonya.

Mai: why?

Director: Because I said so

Jounouchi (mutters): plus I can't play Lui Kang

Mai: what was that?

Director: moving on. Johnny Cage will be played by ….. Jounouchi

Jounouchi: Yeah!!!

Kaiba: What, this guy couldn't deliver pizzas, and you make him a successful actor?

Jounouchi: In your face Kaiba

Director: Lord Raiden will be played by ……. Atem

Atem: What? I can't play a god that's blasphemy.

Director: Says you

Atem: Ra will have my head

Director: Art Lean will be played by …… Marik

Marik: It's because I'm black isn't it?

All: You're not black.

Marik: whatever. Close to it

Director: Liu Kang will be played by ….. Mokuba

Mokuba: Wow. I'm the main good guy

Kaiba: Who am I supposed to be then?

Director(goes into uncle mode): getting to that

Director: the role of Chan, Liu Kang's brother will be played by ….. Noah

Noah: I play a dead guy again?

Mokuba: I thought you wanted to be my brother Noah. Don't tell me you were lying all those years ago.

Noah: Of course not. I'd never make my brother cry. (turns to Director) give me the part

Director: you do know you only have a few lines.

Noah: I don't care. At least Mokuba and I can be family for some time

Kaiba: No !! You will not take my brother from Noah.

Noah: Even in plays you can't let me have what I want

Kaiba: NO!!

Director: well it's not up to you Kaiba-boy. I assign the parts Noah plays Chan , Mokuba plays Lui and that's final

Mokuba and Noah: Yes!!!

Director: The role of Princess Kitana will be played by Anzu

Anzu: oh yes I've always wanted to be a princess. Plus I've always had an eye for Mokuba

Mokuba: You what?

Anzu: Ever since we were locked up in that warehouse. (turns to Marik) I should thank you for that (turns back to Mokuba) It's a shame we didn't have bed in there . Imagine all the fun we would have.

*Mokuba shudders*

Kaiba: Keep your claws of my brother, Mazaki

Director: Well that covers the heroes. On to the Villains

Kaiba: hey what about-

Director: Shut up or you won't get a part at all

Anzu: And you'll be forced off the set. So I can molest Mokuba. He and Noah can hang out and you will not be able to do a thing about it

Director: The role of Shang Tsung will be played by ….. Bakura

Bakura: hmm me?

Director: Yes

Bakura: oh well. At least I'm not forgotten about

Director: Sub Zero will be played by …………..Kaiba

Kaiba: Why me?

Everyone: It fits your personality Mr. Ice

Kaiba: wait a minute this means I have to fight Mokuba. I can't fight my brother.

Director: I'm not interested in your complaints

Kaiba: Mokuba can't you save something about this?

*Mokuba is too busy talking with Noah to pay attention*

Director: Kano will be played by Pegasus

Pegasus: ah goody I am involved. This is so exciting

Kaiba: I am not working alongside this sicko

Director: Goro will be played by ….. hmm I don't yet

Everyone: what?

Director: Scorpion will be played by Weevil

Weevil: Yes a bug

Director: No for the fillers

Director: Jax will be played by Valon

Valon: yes I get some time with Mai

Mai: great now I have two idiots groveling for my attention

Director: Solomon will play the Grandfather and Cage's sensei. That will be all. Any questions?

Kaiba: You will give my brother a different part.

Atem: I cannot play a god

Honda: who plays the henchmen?

Yuugi: Don't I get a part?

Yugi's mother: You give my Yugi a part

Everyone: This whole thing sucks

Director: Oh boy….

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