I'm sitting in the middle of the floor with the biggest grin you'll ever see. I wave to you all with a look of sheer joy to be with you all again.

''Hey readers!'' I grin, ''It's SO good to be back! Ending random chatting was... awful... I kept remembering what it was like and.. I had a chat with the turtles and we agreed that every Sunday we'd either go to mine or go to the lair to do random chatting but I might not be able to post it up on the Sunday.. It won't be as predictable as it used to be'' I nod.

''So much has happened! I still have my portal, if you've read "a quest to save my portal" then you'll know what I had to do.. I'm going to explain something for you though, That future isn't actually going to happen. It's still a different dimension but Renet wanted it to be happy... she said there is a slim chance it could happen to our turtles but it wouldn't be the same... yeah I didn't really get it either'' I shrug,

''Anyway, most of you will know that Saturday was the start of the new season! I didn't get to watch it until just a few hours ago.. It. was. epic! So for our first chapter the turtles will come here and we'll go over the first episode and what we hoe for the future of the season'' I smile before frowning, ''The guys seem to be running late though... I wonder what's taking them''

I stretch a little and lie on the floor, there's a small meow and my cat, Jess, sits on my stomach. I push him off.

''Go away! I'm not feeding you now!'' I hiss, Jess gives me a murderous look and leaves to find someone else.

There's a clang from the portal and I shoot up and hide behind my bed, It sounds like the Shredder!

''RAN! RAN!'' Mikey yells as he runs into my room with a huge grin on his face, the others walk in shaking their heads.

''You're unbelievable'' Leo frowns, ''You seriously think this'll work?''

''She wanted us over! We're gonna be spending a day every week with her!'' Mikey grins, ''How will it not work?''

''They JUST broke up'' Donnie growls,

''She broke up with him'' Mikey hisses,

''She still might be sensitive about it!'' Raph growls, ''I don't want you messing this up! this is the first time in ages and we don't wanna upset her!''

''Come on guys... You know me better than that'' I smirk as I stand up, The guys turn to me and we all grin and hug each other. ''It's so good to see you again!''

''Same to you too!'' The guys laugh.

''You really need to update more often'' Leo shakes his head,

''Sorry'' I blush,

''We read the saving the portal thing'' Mikey frowned, ''Sounds like you had a sucky time''

''Yeah it was a little sad but I helped you guys right?'' I smile,

''So.. em...'' Mikey says awkwardly, ''We heard that a bunch of stuff changed for you..''

''huh?'' I ask,

''You and.. your boyfriend.. you know'' The turtles rub the backs or their necks awkwardly, I just smile at them,

''it's fine... I broke up with him'' I shrug,

''Why?'' Mikey asked the others elbow him and I giggle,

''Because.. well... he didn't really LIKE me'' I shrug and look away from them, ''He didn't really want to go out with ME he just wanted to be out with SOMEONE... he was always telling me off for liking TMNT and Pewdiepie... he said that I'm a girl so I shouldn't like these things...''

''Oh'' The guys frown, they look like they wanna beat the dude up.

''It's no big deal.. honestly'' I shrug, ''Lets just talk about the episode''

I turn to my computer and put up the episode, I hear Mikey talking to the others about his chances with something.

''There'' I nod, ''We ready?''

The guys nod and we watch the beginning bit before the title sequence.

''Ok.. so it starts with you guys.. basically bragging about how awesome you are'' I laugh,

''we haven't actually seen this yet'' Leo shrugs,

''yeah.. Cause you got chucked off'' I chuckle, ''Sorry''

''We defeated a giant cheese monster?'' Mikey asks in confusion,

''I love that bit! I can't believe Raph just played along'' I laugh,

''There was no other way to shut him up'' Raph shrugs, ''it had to be done''

''Ok... then there's the title sequence that got everyone on tumblr talking'' I nod as we watch it.

''Was I the only one that was excited to see metalhead? he has to be one of my favourite characters in the show and he doesn't even have that much to do! But as soon as I saw him I was so happy!'' I laugh,

''I can't believe Karai's in it'' Leo grins at the paused screen, ''She looked so pretty against the flames...''

''You two are so cute'' I smile, ''BUT NEWTRALISER'S BACK! AND DID YOU SEE CASEY! HE'S WATCHING RAPHIE! THERE WAS NO SIGN OF SLASH THOUGH!''

''CALM DOWN DUDETTE'' Mikey yells excitedly,

''Did you see the trailers? Mikey you had really weird spots all over yourself and now I know why'' I grin evilly, ''I'm not gonna tell though cause.. Spoilers''

''Yeah we saw the trailers'' Don nods.

We watch the rest of the episode.

''Why is it always us that screws up?'' Mikey asks Don,

''April would never really fall out with us... Would she?'' Don asks sadly,

''I loved the end.. You're voice was breaking with emotion!'' I say sadly, the guys look at me, ''What? I like drama!''

''We noticed'' Leo smirked,

''Why did it show a squirrel eating mutagen?'' Raph asks in confusion.

''i don't know but even the squirrel was being dramatic! It was all like Dun dun DUUUUUUUNNNNN!'' I laugh,

''You're way too excited about all this'' Don shakes his head.

''Yeah!'' I grin, ''But I heard there's gonna be a bunch of new enemies! there's pizza face for crying out loud!'' I yell, ''THERE'S A CAT MADE OF ICE CREAM! AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF THAT I FOUND OUT THANKS TO COMIC CON!''

''You went to Comic Con?'' Leo asked, ''When?''

''No... I didn't go.. I watched youtube videos.. we don't get Comic Con'' I say sadly, ''THOUGH I HEARD RUMOURS THAT IT MIGHT BE COMING TO GLASGOW!'' I grin even wider, ''And Video con might come too which means Pewdiepie might be there!''

''Quick question'' Mikey frowns, ''Who do you like better? Us or Pewdiepie.. Cry.. and whoever else it was''

''So.. either you four or Pewdiecry?'' I ask interested, ''That's a hard one''

The turtles look a little disappointed,

''I think I'm slightly more obsessed with you four than youtubers.. but I love you all'' I nod, ''And I've rejoined an old fandom... POKEMON!''

''Oh god'' Mikey shakes his head,

''They're so adorable'' I smile,

''So what else has changed? nothing near us has really changed'' Don shrugs,

''er...'' I frown, ''A burger king opened up nearby... we've never had one around here before'' I shrug, ''There's an awesome song that everyone in my school is obsessed with!''

''What is it?'' Mikey asks,

''Ylvis;- "The Fox (what does the fox say)'' i nod, ''Gotta love it''

''So is this all for today?'' Raph asks with a yawn,

''yeah... Well readers.. you know what to do! Leave a review!'' I grin,

''Give us a dare, ask us a question, invite a guest or whatever'' We all laugh,

''But.. if you give us a song to sing it may not be done.. It depends if I can get it'' I nod,

''Thanks for reading and it's great to be back!'' We all wave.

''BYE!''