Hi everyone I'm back with now a One Piece fic. I have fallen back in love with One Piece again. My brother started reading it again and he started telling me about it and it sounded really exciting. So I started reading it again and fell back in love with One Piece. This is a little something off the top of my head that I thought would be really cute. There will be mentions of Mpreg and other cute pairings. I'll probably do another version where the kids have different parents and different pairings, but until then I'll keep it like this. Well I hope you get a laugh and smile out of this. Also no flames I can't stress that enough. Now let's begin.

One Piece

Strawhat Kids

Chapter 1: Luna's and Sonya's Adventure

A little girl with green hair stared at a dead end in front of her.

"Where are we Sonya?"

She turned around to her friend a little girl with black hair and big questioning eyes. She shrugged, "I don't know Luna. We were following behind Spade and Seiji, but now we can't find them."

Luna huffed, "You know aunt Nami isn't going to be very happy to know that we're lost with the 100 berry she gave us."

"I know, but she'll be fine. Dad said that Uncle Paulie will help calm her down. I don't really understand how, but daddy says it some sort of romantic shit." Sonya said running her hands through her green hair. A habit she's seen her dad do time and time again.

Luna cocked her head to the side, "Are you supposed to be using those words? Uncle Smoker says that those are bad words."

"Yeah well my dad uses those words all the time and no one seems to have a problem with it." Sonya said grabbing Luna's hand. She looked around before turning down another street.

"Uncle Sanji doesn't like it." Luna said.

"My daddy doesn't like when dad cusses, but it doesn't bother me or Seiji." Sonya said.

"Spade said the same thing about Uncle Ace and Uncle Smoker. Are we there yet Sonya? I'm hungry!" Luna whined.

"How the hell are you hungry already? I gave you all my snacks, isn't that enough?" Sonya said turning the corner again. Luna pouted, "No there wasn't enough meat in it. I thought Uncle Sanji would put in more meat."

Sonya shook her head, "You're just like Uncle Luffy."

Luna gave an all too familiar smile, "It does run in the family. At least that's what Uncle Ace and Grandpa Garp told me."

"Dad told me the same thing. Damn it, where the hell are we?" Sonya said glaring at yet another dead end. Luna shrugged her shoulders, "Beats me,"

Sonya sighed, her hand resting on her bokuto, her dad wouldn't give her real swords until she was thirteen it was her daddy's rules, as she tried to think of a solution.

"There has to be a way out of here. I know there is." Sonya said looking around.

"Sonya I'm hungry!" Luna whined again now shaking her friend's arm.

Sonya frowned snatching her arm out of her friend's grasp, "Let's go down here Luna."

Luna groaned, "But I'm so hungry!"

"We'll get some food from my daddy once we find a way out of here." Sonya said.

"We're never going to get out of here!" Luna exclaimed.

"Yes we are, just stop complaining." Sonya said as she looked around dragging a sniffling Luna with her. In the distance she heard, "SONYA! MY PRECIOUS BABY! WHERE ARE YOU? SONYA! SONYA!"

Luna blinked as she looked around, "I think I hear Uncle Sanji's voice."

"LUNA! LUNA! MY PRECIOUS LITTLE NIECE WHERE ARE YOU?"

Sonya blinked as she looked around, "I think I hear his voice too."

"SONYA! LUNA! WHERE ARE YOU?"

Luna's eyes lit up, "Daddy! I hear daddy's voice."

"You mean uncle Luffy?" Sonya said as Luna nodded, "Yep, hey look it's one of my mom's snakes. Hey, hey we're over here Yuki."

A blue snake raised his head at the mention of his name. He looked over smiling in relief as he slithered over to Luna and Sonya.

Luna smiled, "Hey Yuki, you found us."

Yuki smiled as he slithered up and around her arm. He straightened up as he looked between the two of them.

"Luna, Sonya we've been looking everywhere for you two. Sanji is worried to death as well as Boa Hancock. She nearly fainted when she realized you were gone." Yuki said.

"Oh no, I made mommy worry. Is the baby ok?" Luna asked.

Yuki nodded, "Yes the baby is ok. She is only five months after all."

"WHERE ARE YOU? MY PRECIOUS BABIES! WHERE ARE YOU?" Sanji yelled frantically looking for his daughter and adorable niece.

"SONYA! LUNA! WHERE ARE YOU?" Luffy yelled looking around.

"We should head back before Uncle Sanji has a heart attack." Luna said.

Sonya laughed, "That's true, come on let's go. Hey Yuki, do you know how to get out of here?"

Yuki nodded as he slid down Luna's arm, "Yes follow me,"

Luna cheered, "YAY I'M GONNA GET SOME FOOD! I'M GONNA GET SOME FOOD!"

Sonya yawned, "I just want to nap right now."

"You're just like Uncle Zoro sometimes." Luna said as she laughed.

Sonya smiled, "That's what my daddy says."

Yuki chuckled as he slithered out the alley they ended up in. Sonya groaned at the brightness of the sun, "Damn it,"

"Ooo you said another bad word Sonya." Luna said giggling.

Sonya yawned as she glared at her friend, "Shut up."

Luna just giggled harder in response. Sonya smiled patting her head as Luna giggled. Luna was really cute even if she was a bit stupid sometimes. Luna really reminded her of Uncle Luffy, but she could see her Aunt Boa's features in her too. Luna could be smart when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was stupid. Or naïve as her dad Sanji likes to say. Still Sonya would protect Luna no matter what. Her parents taught her that nothing was more important than her friends and family and Sonya followed that teaching. That's why she asked her dad Zoro for sword lessons. She wanted to be strong like her parents and protect people important to her.

"THERE'S MY BABIES! SONYA! LUNA!" Sanji yelled running over to the girls. Luffy smiled following behind Sanji as Sonya and Luna waved at them.

Sanji picked them up in a bone crushing hug, "MY BABIES! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU TWO! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE OK!"

Luffy smiled, "Luna, Sonya I'm glad we found you. See, Sanji, me and Zoro told you they were ok. Luna was with Sonya after all."

Sanji shook his head as he placed both girls down, "Sonya has the directional skills of her father. That means I'm glad they're still in the general area."

"Daddy jeez," Sonya said rolling her eyes as Luna laughed. She ran over to Luffy, "Hey daddy I'm hungry. Can we go get some food?"

Luffy nodded as he picked up Luna placing her on his shoulder, "Yep we sure can. Let's go!"

Luna cheered, "YAY!"

They ran off to the nearest restaurant as Sanji and Sonya shook their heads.

"That girl is so much like her father it's scary. Anyway are you ok my sweet little princess." Sanji asked checking Sonya over.

Sonya nodded, "Yeah I'm fine daddy I just got a little lost. We lost Seiji and Spade along the way."

"Spade is with Ace and Seiji is with Zoro. They told us what happened. That's when me and Luffy left to go find you two. You know your father would never do something like that. He kept telling me that you would find your way home. Stupid Marimo…" Sanji said shaking his head.

Sonya giggled it was always funny when her daddy called dad Marimo head. It cracked her and Seiji up all the time.

"And I was right you shitty chef. She's ok." Zoro said walking over to Sonya. He laid a hand on her head, "Are you ok sweetie?"

Sonya nodded, "Yep I'm fine dad. One of Aunt Boa's snakes found us."

"Good, she was freaking out. It took Robin and Nami to calm her down." Zoro said.

"Dad's right I thought Aunt Boa was going to faint again." Seiji said pushing back some blond hair as he walked around to join Sonya and Zoro. "I can't believe you got lost again. You have the worst sense of direction Sonya."

Sonya glared at Seiji, "Shut up, I do not! I just took a wrong left is all!"

Seiji scoffed, "Yeah right,"

Sonya glared grabbing her bokuto when Sanji stopped her, "Now, Sonya, you know he's only playing. He doesn't mean it especially since he forgot a couple of ingredients for his dish today. He took a wrong left at the spice shop."

Seiji frowned up at Sanji, "Dad you promised not to tell!"

Sanji smiled, "I couldn't help myself. I was so proud when you looked for the spice on your own."

Seiji smiled, "Thanks dad."

"Good thing dad was with you. At least we won't die tonight from your cooking." Sonya said giving him an evil smile. Seiji glared at Sonya, "Shut up! Luna likes my cooking!"

"Luna likes food period! You know that!" Sonya exclaimed as Seiji growled. Zoro chuckled as he picked up Seiji. He placed him on his shoulder, "Now, now Seiji you should leave your sister alone. She's getting pretty good with her bokuto. I don't want her to use you for target practice. In fact, I think she's almost ready for a real sword."

Sonya's eyes lit up, "Really? I am?"

"I'm sorry sweetie, but you know the rule. No real swords until you're thirteen. Don't worry it's only a couple of years away." Sanji said taking Sonya's hand in his own.

Sonya groaned, "Daddy, I'm gonna be ok with real swords. Dad had a real sword when he was my age."

"I'm surprised that he didn't hurt himself or cut off a finger." Sanji said.

"That's because I'm good with my fingers Sanji." Zoro said smirking at the slight flush that appeared on Sanji's cheeks.

Sanji pushed it back giving Zoro a swift kick. Zoro moved out of the way in time as Seiji and Sonya laughed. It was always funny to watch their parents fight and argue with each other. They never worried about the fight becoming too serious. They loved each other too much and besides aunt Nami would always scream at them to knock it off before it could grow into something serious. They would make up each time though in very interesting ways. Sanji would cook Zoro's favorite desert and Zoro wouldn't cuss for the whole night. Well he wouldn't cuss so much through out the night.

Sanji groaned as he shook his head, "Anyway, let's go meet up with Luffy and the others. You know it's been awhile since we've seen Franky, Robin, Antonio, and Anna."

Sonya and Seiji smiled at the mention of Antonio, a little boy with Robin's dark hair and mysterious eyes, and Anna, a little girl with Franky's sky blue hair and Robin's eyes. Antonio reminds you of both Franky and Robin. Anna looks more like her mother with Franky's mischievous looks and silly dances. Franky likes to joke that he doesn't know who will be the biggest heartbreaker; his handsome little boy or his beautiful little girl. Robin just smiles in response.

"Will Uncle Usopp and Aunt Kaya be there?" Sonya asked.

Zoro nodded, "Yep they'll be there with Merry and Roger."

Sanji smiled at the mention of Usopp's twin boys. They were a mixture of both Kaya and Usopp. They had their father's hair and slightly than longer noses. It wasn't as long as Usopp's, but it was still longer than the average nose.

"Is Ryou, Tamaki, and Lilly there? Or are they still fixing a ship with Uncle Paulie? Or did they go visit Uncle Iceburg?" Sonya asked walking along the street with Sanji, Seiji, and Zoro.

"No they're here with Aunt Nami and Uncle Paulie." Sanji said.

"They're probably helping their mom with the finances again." Zoro said rolling his eyes as Sanji laughed.

Somehow Ryou, Tamaki, and Lilly all inherited a piece of their mother's personality. Ryou, the oldest boy, really got a big part of Nami's personality. He has Nami's orange hair with Paulie's eyes. Ryou can think of a plan to earn money before anyone can blink. He knows how to make a plan where someone who really needed the money would be able to get it. He has a sharp mind and stumps Luffy and sometimes Luna on many occasions. Ryou never means to do it, but once he starts explaining something he can't stop. Nami is proud of him everytime. He has a short fuse, but is compassionate about his family and friends. He loves maps and spends a lot of time learning how to navigate from Nami. He adores books and inherited Nami's fist of justice.

Tamaki inherited a bit of Nami's short fuse, but is a bit more patient than his older brother. He has Paulie's blond hair and Nami's eyes. He inherited Nami's sense of direction and her sharp mind. Instead of making plans on how to get money he works with Ryou on getting people things they need. If he finds out that someone needs a ship he will work his hardest to get it. He inherited more of Paulie's innate shipbuilding expertise than Nami's navigation skills. He can find his way around a lumber yard. He's able to tell someone the quality of their ship by looking at the wood alone. He love books and sometimes fights with Ryou over one. He's very caring and a bit over protective when it comes to his family especially his little sister Lilly.

Lilly, the baby of the family, has a bit of Paulie's and Nami's personality. She has a bit of Paulie's patience and Nami's rage. She has a bit of a long fuse, but if she's pushed too many times, three's the limit, she snaps. All should watch out when she does. It doesn't help that she knows how to use Paulie's robes and a little version of Nami's clima-tact, a birthday present from her Uncle Usopp. She has Nami's sharp mind, but she also inherited Nami's manipulation tactics.

Lilly doesn't know yet, but Nami can see it and she couldn't be happier. She'll teach Lilly how to use her power for good once she's old enough, but for now she finds it cute how Lilly can get Uncle Sanji or Paulie to get her whatever she wants. She's inherited the same love for books. At the same times she loves ships and maps. She has inherited Nami's fist of justice and is a lot more outgoing than her two big brothers. She's a very caring person. She loves when people smile and she loves to have fun.

Zoro finds it amazing how they all are one big piece of Nami and Paulie, but he loves his nephews and niece. Even if Lilly doesn't know she has all of her uncles wrapped around her little finger. Sometimes Zoro is immune to her cute little smile, but when Sonya and Luna joins in he knows he's toast. It's another fact that Sanji loves to tease him about. Sanji on the other hand has no problem doting to all of his princesses. He spends times with his boys as well. Such as reading with Ryou, explaining a hard recipe to Tamaki, or cooking with Seiji and teaching him how to keep Luffy and Luna out of the kitchen.

"Is Uncle Brook and Laboon going be here too?" Seiji asked.

Sanji shook his head, "They won't be here today. They're still sailing around East Blue. They'll be here in a couple of days."

"Do you think we can stay in port until then? I know Boa wants to go back to Amazon Lilly to have the baby, but I know she likes it here." Zoro said.

"Well this is Luffy's hometown. I'm sure they have no problem of the Snake empress staying here with them." Sanji said as Zoro nodded. They were sure no one had a problem of the Pirate King and his wife staying here with them. Though one had to be careful of saying wife in front of Boa Hancock they didn't want her to faint while she was pregnant…again.

"Is Uncle Chopper here?" Sonya asked.

Sanji nodded, "Yep he was telling Boa to calm down so she wouldn't add stress to the baby. I can't believe she's pregnant again."

"I know, I was surprised by that too, but I'm happy all the same. Though I do wonder if she's going to have a boy or another girl," Zoro said walking towards the restaurant Luffy and Luna was in.

"I wonder that too. I wonder if our new little niece or nephew will be as crazy as Luna. She's so much like Luffy it's scary sometimes" Sanji said shaking his head as Zoro nodded in agreement.

"But sometimes she shows her mother's intelligence and her father's too on certain things. Though I sometimes think she has inherited alot more things from her father." Zoro said as Sanji nodded in agreement this time.

Sonya and Seiji smiled Luna was crazy, but that's understandable when Luffy is your father. Sonya and Seiji spend most of their time looking after Luna and playing with her at the same time. Luna is usually a companion in Sonya's adventures around the island. Since they don't live that far away from Luffy and Boa Sonya comes over to play often. Most of the time she ends up lost with a hungry and complaining Luna, but they have fun all the same. Luna likes to pop up at random times and surprise Seiji and Sanji in the kitchen. They usually give her snacks to keep her at bay.

She has her father's determination. She doesn't stop once she sets her mind on something. She has her mother's shyness and a bit of her cunning. She uses it to get herself or her friends out of trouble. Between Luffy's cute smile and Boa's beautiful one when Luna smiles she's able to get anyone, adult and kid alike, to give her anything she wants. Much to the love and amusement of Boa Hancock; Luffy always smiles and goes, "Luna has a smile that's as pretty as her mother's." Luna smiles in response while Boa Hancock faints. She's a happy go lucky person that doesn't mind going out on a limb for her family and friends. The one thing that she doesn't share with her mother is her hatred for small animals. She loves small animals such as the two kittens Luffy got her for her birthday. Boa never hurts them for she could never make Luna or Luffy sad.

Sanji, Zoro, and their kids looked in the restaurant. Luna and Luffy had twin row of plates around them. Ace and Spade was next to them taking a nap in their food. Spade acts much more like Ace much to Smoker's chargin. Smoker loves Spade, but wishes that he didn't show a mischievous streak so early. He also wishes he didn't love fire as much as Ace, but he's his son and he loves him nonetheless. Smoker has to admit that it's cute when Sonya and Spade teams up on Tashigi when she babysits. Zoro has no words to describe how proud he is of Sonya when Tashigi is irritated beyond words.

Nami and Ryou shook their heads as Tamaki and Lilly laughed with Paulie. Boa walked to Luffy and Luna cleaning food off their faces as they gave her similar smiles. Franky laughed with Anna as Robin and Antonio chuckled behind their glasses. Chopper laughed before eating more food. Usopp and Kaya laughed with Merry and Roger. Sonya and Seiji laughed along with Sanji. Zoro shook his head with a small smile on his face. Zoro placed Seiji down as Sonya slipped her hand out of Sanji's. They looked up at their parents for approval. Sanji and Zoro nodded in agreement. Sonya and Seiji smiled before running in the restaurant to join everyone.

Sanji smiled taking a cigarette out of his pocket then lighting it. When the kids weren't around Sanji was able to take a smoke or two. He was down to two packs a day. At the same time Zoro cut back on his drinking. He could drink after the kids were born, but before that Chopper stayed on him during the entire pregnancy. Much like how he stays on Boa about keeping her stress levels down.

"It's cute how Sonya protects Luna. I think Seiji likes her." Sanji said.

"Who, Luna?" Zoro asked as Sanji nodded, "Yeah, when we're in the kitchen he talks about wanting to cook a good meal for Luna-chan. A meal that's so good Luffy will want him in the family."

Zoro chuckled, "Well Luna is Boa's daughter. She's very cute and will be knocking guys out left and right when she grows up."

"Like my little princess Sonya, but no guy will be good enough for her," Sanji said taking a drag on his cigarette. Zoro looked in the restaurant watching Spade talk with Sonya. He noticed the slight pink on his daughter's cheeks when Spade offered her some of his food.

Zoro smiled, "Oh I don't know Sanji I think some guy will. You'll just have to suck it up."

Sanji tsked throwing his bud into the trash, "I like to see that day. Any guy who wants to date my little girl will have to show me that they're good enough for her. That rules applies to anyone who wants to date my princess."

Zoro shook his head chuckling softly, "She's going to have quite a time with you when she grows up."

"So you mean to tell me you aren't worried about who dates our princess and prince." Sanji said.

"Hey if they're serious they won't mind agreeing to a small match." Zoro said.

"Really, a small match with you?" Sanji said raising his eyebrow.

Zoro smirked, "Just to see if they're strong enough to protect our kids."

Sanji smirked back, "You're just as worried as me. You just don't want to admit it."

Zoro yawned before smirking, "Shut up, besides I say we just wait and see what happens. It doesn't do you any good worrying about it."

"When did you become so wise Marimo head?" Sanji said wrapping his arms loosely around Zoro's neck.

"Tch I've always been wise. It's just now you realize it shitty cook." Zoro said pressing his lips against Sanji's softly. Sanji smiled as he deepened the kiss. The names now were more pet names than anything. Who would think that a heated argument in the kitchen of the Thousand Sunny would lead to this? But no one was complaining. Mostly everyone was happy that they finally quelled the sexual tension between them. Luffy was just happy that Sanji and Zoro were happy. Plus he had someone who could help him get more meat in his diet. That fact made Luffy extra happy.

They broke away slowly giving secret smiles to each other. Zoro's smile turned into a smirk, "You taste like smoke."

Sanji returned it, "Shut up, you taste like rum. I thought Chopper told you to slow down."

"I thought Chopper told you the same thing." Zoro said.

Sanji made a sound in the back of his throat, "Shut up, come on I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat before the black holes eat it all."

Zoro laughed as he yawned again, "Sure thing, besides it'll be good to go to sleep with a full stomach."

"You're taking another nap? What is it your eighth one?" Sanji asked walking to the door with Zoro.

"Nope my fifteenth," Zoro said yawning again.

Sanji grumbled, "Lazy algae head," as he opened the door and walked in.

Zoro yawned, "Uptight chef," he stretched as he walked in behind Sanji to join their family and friends.

Was there enough food to eat? Well that's a tale for another day.

So what do you guys think? I thought it was pretty funny and cute myself hehe. Anyway I probably will write a chapter where I show how their parents hooked up and what they do when the kids are away. I will update the rest of my stories, but I'm trying to quell all the plot bunnies in my head. Once I can do that I'll be able to update all my stories. If you have a pairing you would like to see tell me and I'll see if I can work on a special one shot for them. Hmm maybe I should wait until I do that darn plot bunnies. Anyway until next time guys, bye bye.