HELLSING: LAW AND ORDER

Chapter 1: Law and Order

DianaPrince31

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing.

Author's Note: I've done it again, I have thought up of a new story to write about for Hellsing and here it is for all of you Hellsing fans (and maybe even Law and Order fans). Enjoy.

London, England 2025 cue.

Even with the hard work and dedication of the London Metropolitan Police Department's Homicide Division, the crime rate in London was still rising. A murder here, a kidnapping there; London was getting more and more difficult to live in, but the police were undaunted, tirelessly arresting one criminal after another, ensuring that the victims received justice. The citizens praised the efforts of those who enforced the law and admired their bravery to face the dangers of the dark side of London and the human mind.

Seras' Apartment, Cheddar, London 6:15am

As Seras got ready for the first day as a detective at the London Metropolitan Police Department, she couldn't help but feel a bit nervous. She heard many things about the Homicide Division; they were the best of the best, especially the 1st Division where she would be assigned. Seras had surprised all of her coworkers at the small precinct in Cheddar, when she told them that she was going to take the exam to become a detective in London. Of course some of them tried to dissuade her from doing it and others encouraged, including her boss, Goddard Pemberton. The exams had consisted of written and physical tests. The written tests had been easy and Seras breezed through those. Being small of stature, the proctors weren't sure if Seras should be tested, but she had proved her mettle and impressed everyone. Someone this good; the people on the top decided, needed to be placed in the best division. When Seras went to find out the results of her tests, she was shocked to find that she was on top, no one had came close. Now here she was preparing to work for the best of the best. She glanced at the uniform of the Cheddar Police Department; it was pressed and cleaned as if it beckoned her to put it on. But Seras reached for a light blue collared shirt, a gray blazer and matching pants. Around her waist went a black leather belt and she wore a pair of black Pumas. Seras put on a silver watch and a pendant with a picture of her parents around her neck.

"How do I look, Major?" Seras asked the golden obese cat that was lying on her bed.

"Mrow" was the reply. The young woman had to laugh as she said; "I forgot about my hair." The look the cat gave her seemed to say; "That's not what I meant". After combing her hair, Seras went to the kitchen to fix her and her cat breakfast. But while the feline ate heartily, Seras found that she was too nervous to eat.

"You don't think the captain actually eats people do you Major?" The cat just kept eating and Seras sighed. She remembered the astounded faces of her now-ex coworkers when she told them where she was assigned. One officer, Jack Whitefield said; "Oh man, Seras, you got the luck of the devil. You're gonna be working for Integra Hellsing." There were some not-so-nice rumors about LMPD's youngest captain. One of them was that she was none other than the sole heiress of Hellsing Technologies and Hellsing Incorporated. There were some who said that she bought her position; why else would someone that rich want to be a detective? But the truth was she was a damn fine detective, one of the best and the fact that her division had the highest arrest rate was something that couldn't be disputed. But those were not the rumors that Seras was worried about, she was sure that the captain had a good reason as to why Integra chose to become a detective. What Seras was worried about was the captain's temper. Jack said; "A friend of mine said he actually saw her rip off a subordinate's ear when he was rude to her. She then made him eat it". Another officer; Lowen Wright scoffed; "That's nothing, a woman said that she threw a suspect out of a fifteen-story window, when he refused to confess to a crime." Seras was pretty sure Integra would be out of a job if any of these rumors were true, so maybe she found a way to be scary within legal limits.

It was no use sitting worrying about it, so Seras got her badge, her cell phone and her purse with her car keys in it and before heading out the door; she gave Major a rub on his round tummy. When Seras arrived at the London Metropolitan Police Department building, she was awed by its majesty, even though she had been there been there been before. The ten-story building was built with glazed glass and in front of the building stood two flag poles, the one on the left bore the Great Britain flag and the other the LMPD's flag. The poles stood in a large square that had several benches and tables and security booths. There was also a fountain with a large plaque engraved with the names of those who had fallen in the line of duty. When Seras entered the large lobby, she gazed up at the sky light and looked around at the numerous glass cases that showed off the numerous awards for individual people and the department as a whole. The lobby bustled with detectives and uniformed officers alike and armed security guards stood at attention watching everyone and everything intently. Seras went through the metal detectors and after informing security of her purpose for being there, she was directed to a desk where a kind looking woman gave her a temporary pass, she would get a permanent one once the proper paperwork had been a processed. Seras headed towards the elevators, she pressed the button that was marked with the number six. A man behind her said; "The sixth floor? Are you sure, miss?"

"That's where Homicide 1st Division is, isn't it?"

"Well yeah, but you…"

"Yes, I'm going there. I am a detective."

The man chuckled; "Sorry" and he got off on the fourth floor while Seras only rolled her eyes. When the elevator reached the sixth floor, the doors opened to a large sprawling space. Through a set of glass doors, Seras could see numerous sets of desks with computers on them. She could also see straight through to the large windows which had a beautiful view of the city and clock tower Big Ben. Seras scanned her temp pass, the doors slid open and she entered. Once inside she saw more of her new work place. There were four conference rooms separate from the main floor. In each conference room was two white boards, a flat screen mounted on the wall, a wooden oval table with twenty black chairs around it. By one chair were a telephone and a silver laptop, while there were nineteen black laptops in front of the other chairs. In the corner of the room was a small table with a laptop where the scribe typed the minutes of the meeting. Looking to her left, Seras saw another room, the sign on the door said "Relaxation Room" and through the open the door, Seras could see a table tennis unit, a television, several tables and storage cabinets, most likely to store any other forms of entertainment that the detectives took leisure in. There were also two big comfortable couches with pillows. To the right of the expansive main floor was the captain's office. The walls of the spacious room were made of glazed gray glass walls. Seras couldn't see anymore because the door was closed. She was startled when a voice said; "Can I help you miss?" Seras turned to see an older man watching her intently. He wore his graying hair in ponytail and he wore a white shirt, a gray striped tie, black slacks, a blue waistcoat and black loafers. Seras also noticed the thin silver chain of a pocket watch. The man stood several inches taller than her, waiting for her reply. "I'm Seras Victoria, the new detective. I'm here to see Captain Integra Hellsing."

"Ah yes, from Cheddar. Your scores were quite impressive; results like those haven't been seen since Captain Hellsing became a detective."

"Really? Thanks a lot. I studied a lot…"

"Now don't let it get to your head."

"I won't."

The man suddenly looked aghast; "Where are my manners today? I am Walter Dornez, retired detective."

"Retired?"

"Yes, but I find that retirement isn't really for me, so I work here as the office assistant and consultant." Walter led Seras to a room that could be best described as a kitchen, as it was one with all fully functioning appliances. Walter went to the cabinet and took out a box of Jasmine tea. "You look like you could use a cup of tea. You're shaking like a leaf."

"I'm…just a bit nervous about my meeting."

As he placed the cup in front of Seras, Walter chuckled; "Sir Hellsing doesn't eat people if that's what you are thinking."

"Sir?"

"Yes, being knighted comes with the territory of being the top cop here. Her Majesty the Queen was most impressed with Captain Hellsing's meteoric rise through the ranks and her skill as a detective."

This was another bit of information Seras thought about as she sipped her tea. Just then two people walked in, the first was man with a long brown braid that was curled around his neck. He wore a tan Henley shirt with the buttons undone, black denim jeans and brown construction boots. He wore a large black eye patch and a brown wide brimmed hat on his head and a tan leather jacket. The second was a tall woman who was olive skinned, with hair the color of a shiny penny. She was dressed in blue jeans, black and white converse sneakers, a gray hoodie, a black cotton tank top and a black motorcycle jacket. When the two saw Seras, they made a beeline towards her and Walter sighed. The man grinned and said; "You must be the new girl."

Seras bristled at this; "I'm not the 'new girl'. I am Seras Victoria, the new detective of this squad."

"Well I am Pip Bernadotte, but you can call me Pip." The woman rolled her eyes and said with a smirk; "You can call me whatever you want, because when I get you in the sack, you're not going to remember my name anyway, yours either for that matter."

"Sam!" said Walter sternly. "What did the captain say about your lewd remarks?"

"She said I can say them as long as it's not within her hearing."

"Don't forget the part where she says she hears everything that is said in here" chuckled Pip.

"Shut it, French toast."

"You do know, that's not really French, right?"

Seras could only stare at the two people red faced, were these going to be her new co-workers and would the woman always say things like that?

"You'll have to forgive Sam, she was raised by animals" said Pip winking. "She doesn't have my charm." This remark earned Pip a smack on the back of the head that knocked his hat off.

"Would you two please stop acting like children?" came a baritone voice. Seras turned to see who it belonged to and found herself looking up at a tall pale man with black shoulder length hair. He wore orange sunglasses that did not match the black and white suit, but they seemed to go with his loud red trench coat and red wide brimmed fedora. Sam grinned; "Hey Big Al, you finished those reports yet?" The tall man frowned at the woman; "Do not call me that."

"Sorry, but your name is kinda stupid."

"That's not for you to decide."

"Whatever Al, just get those reports done or Captain Hottie is going to have you transferred." Seras could only look at Walter with an expression of confusion. The tall man didn't even acknowledge her as he went to his desk and began to type furiously.

"Rude fellow isn't he?" whispered Pip. "That's Alucard Tepes, he sucks up to the captain cuz he's got a crush on her."

"But she doesn't like needy men" added Sam with a laugh.

"I heard that" growled Alucard. "Captain Integra Hellsing is an outstanding woman and detective who have my utmost respect."

"See?" said Pip.

"You can save that shit for the eulogy at my funeral, that way I don't have to hear it while I'm alive" drawled Integra as she strolled in.

Seras turned to see a bronze skinned woman with waist length blonde hair hanging up a stylish black pea coat on one of the hooks near the entrance. She wore a red collared shirt with one undone button, with a black pinstripe waistcoat, black pants and black leather ankle high boots. In the breast pocket of her waist coat, there was a handkerchief and around her neck she wore a silver chain with a crucifix with the image of the crucified Christ on it. Seras also noticed the brown leather shoulder holster with a Beretta M9 in it, this just reminded her of the horrors stories some of the cops at Cheddar told her. As the captain walked passed, she glanced at Seras and the young woman shrank into her chair. Maybe she was making a mistake, maybe she should go back to Cheddar with its friendly faces and non-kinky women. Seras shook her head, she had worked too hard for this, she couldn't and wouldn't quit now, she would do her father proud and see this through. After a couple minutes, Seras walked into Integra's office, it looked much bigger now that she was standing it. The room had a panoramic view of the London skyline. There was a large oak desk, with a computer, phone and name plaque. A black gun locker stood against the wall, a bookshelf filled with books and several plants. There were no certificates or plaques that merited the captain's amazing deeds, Seras thought that they were probably in the cases in the lobby.

"Detective Seras Victoria reporting for duty, Sir!" Seras announced.

Integra glanced up from the papers she was reading to be greeted by the sight of a short blond in a gray pants suit, saluting. The sight was quite laughable; "Are you always going to that when you come in?"

The girl cringed under the captain's bespectacled glacial glare; "Ummm…no Sir."

"Good and don't say 'umm', it makes you sound indecisive and idiotic."

"Yes Sir!"

"These test scores, though good, do not matter."

"Huh?"

"Another word to eliminate from your vocabulary, Victoria. This isn't Cheddar, this is London. You will not be recovering lost purses for demented old people nor will you be rescuing cats out of trees." Seras blanched, is that what they thought the police does in Cheddar? The captain leaned forward and giving Seras a glare that froze her on the spot continued; "You will see things that will give your grandchildren nightmares. Here we deal with all sorts of sick minded and perverse people. Individuals who you think wouldn't do such things and yet are quite capable of doing them. I'm quite sure the most disgusting thing you saw was a drunk upchucking in the bushes. Well what if that drunk had been beheaded so fast that the rest of his puke came out of the place where his head used to be?" Seras turned a shade of pale green and her knees got a bit wobbly. Integra hoped that the young woman would not get sick in her office; after all she just had the floor waxed. "Do you think you have what it takes to be in this squad?"

Seras nodded; "Yes sir."

The captain smirked; "Great. I'll introduce you to your partner." Integra led Seras to the desk where Alucard was still typing madly. Peering over his shoulder, Integra chuckled; "Perhaps you should borrow my glasses, Alucard so many spelling errors."

"It's because I'm typing quickly, Sir."

"I hope those errors are corrected before you give that report to me. I do not have time to learn another language. But that's not what I'm here for. Seras is going to be your new partner."

Everyone in the room was quiet, which worried Seras. If Seras looked concerned Alucard looked like someone killed his kitten and a bit pissed; "Captain, I don't think that is a good idea."

"And why not?"

"I don't want to be stuck babysitting the rookie, besides I thought we were working together…"

"Well now you will be working with Seras."

"What about partnering her with Sam?"

Seras hoped that Integra would agree with this, at least Sam was friendly, but it was not meant to be.

"No, besides I want her to learn something other than position 284 of the Karma Sutra."

"I don't think there are that many positions…"

"You haven't seen Sam's version."

"How about Pip, Seras could be his…"

"No, she's your partner and no ridiculous pranks or hazing!"

"But captain…"

"You say you don't want to babysit the rookie, now you know how I feel when I had to drag you around. You're worse than my dog."

"Ouch" whispered Sam to Pip. Alucard looked sullen; "But Captain…"

"This is not up to debate, Alucard. So suck it up." Turning to Seras, Integra indicated an empty desk across from Alucard's and said; "This will be where you sit."

"Umm… captain couldn't I sit somewhere…."

"You will sit where I tell you to sit and what did I say about the word 'umm'?"

Seras slumped in the chair to which Integra said; "Don't slouch. And Alucard any fuck up in any way and I will have you back in uniform, directing traffic." The captain walked back to her office, leaving the two new partners looking pissed. After a couple minutes Alucard glared at Seras and said; "Why are you upset, you should be happy to work with the department's top detective."

Was this idiot serious? Seras snorted; "Unfortunately Captain Hellsing didn't partner me with herself, she stuck me with you." Sam and Pip laughed out loud at this.

"You should show a bit more respect to your seniors, Police Girl."

"My name is Seras Victoria and I'm not going to give you my respect until I think you're worthy of it. I'm not giving it out like Halloween candy."

There was more laughter from Sam and Pip, also from several unformed police officers who entered the room.

"You're making a spectacle of yourself, Police Girl."

"And here I was thinking it was that ugly ass coat of yours."

"You know girl, you have quite the mouth on you, you should be careful that it doesn't get you in trouble."

If there was one thing Seras hated, it was being threatened, especially by a man. Unfortunately for this idiotic pale bean pole, he would be in a world of hurt. Seras had been in her fair share of brawls and if she had to break his stupid nose to make her point, she would. Not that Seras wanted to spend her first day as a detective cracking a co-worker's teeth in, but if she had to, she would and damn the consequences. "And where this 'trouble' come from? I hope it's not you because you're the one who' going to be in trouble, when I'm through with you." Alucard stood up; "Oh really girl? Well let's see about that." Seras jumped out of her chair, knocking it over and Pip ran in between the two; "Woah, woah, let's not get too hasty. Alucard you shouldn't hit a lady."

"I don't see any ladies here" growled Alucard.

"And all I see is a tall doofus who is clearly compensating for something" retorted Seras. By now a crowd stood around the three detectives, hoping for a fight and making bets who would win. The tension in the air was only escalating until a sharp voice cut through the air; "Alucard, Seras, my office….NOW!"

As the two made their way to their captain's office, one uniformed officer said; "Dead detectives walking!" When they were in the office, Integra; "Any of you want to tell me why a bar brawl was about to happen out there?"

"Captain, I don't want to be her partner" said Alucard.

"Well I don't want to be his partner, he's demanding respect without earning it!" said Seras hotly.

"I don't need your respect, Police Girl."

"That's not what you were saying a minute ago, you pig cunt."

Integra raised an eyebrow; she had no idea that Seras could be so fiery. According to reports from Cheddar, she was a quiet, respectful young woman who rarely got angry unless someone threatened her or what she believed in.

"You two are behaving like immature children."

"If someone could…" started Alucard.

"Shut it! I'm not finished! You two will be partners whether you two like it or not and this childish bickering will cease. Your only options are to work as a cohesive team or get the hell out! The people of London deserve better than two clowns who can't even act their age. I will not have your asinine behavior embarrass this division or harm those who can do their jobs. Am I clear?"

"Yes Captain" said the two at the same time. Integra leaned back in her chair; "So what will it be?" There was silence in the office as Alucard and Seras glanced at each other. The young woman spoke first; "I promised my father that I would become a detective he could be proud of and I'm not about to go back on my word, so I'm in."

"Fine" muttered Alucard sullenly.

Integra smirked; "I'm glad that we could solve that without having to resort to fighting like a pack of wild dogs. Alucard, you have an open case, I suggest familiarizing Detective Victoria on it. That could use a fresh pair of eyes on it." The two detectives walked out of the as Integra sighed, took of her glasses and massaged her temples. Why did people have to act so stupid? Just then Walter walked in; "Sir, do you think that those really should be partners? I mean there was nearly a fight!"

"I think they balance out each other perfectly."

"How?"

Integra didn't answer and Walter had to just believe that she knew what she was doing. He didn't bother to ask her to explain her motives; Integra had a way of seeing things that others did not see and being right about it. That was one of the qualities that made her a great detective. Walter could only hope that she was right about this because he did not need to see anymore near brawls. "By the way, Walter, if those two were to actually get in a fight, my money's on Seras." Integra chuckled at the expression on Walter's face.

"You are not going to tell them that are you, Sir?"

"There doesn't need to be anymore drama in here". As Walter left, Integra could hear him give a sigh of relief. This Seras woman was good addition to the 1st Division; she was cheerful, optimistic and most importantly had a sense of justice that many detectives lost sight of after several years on the job. That and only the best went to the 1st Division. Integra also knew that Alucard and Seras would make great partners; they just didn't know it yet. And if anyone told her that she was wrong, Integra was willing to bet her entire fortune on her decision.