"Wow, look at them all".
"Yeah, there's so many!"
"And they're all so cute!"
"Yeah, I know, I say we kill 'em!"
"Kill them?"
"Yeah"
Two boys were on holidays in the snow, they'd gone exploring in orbis tower, ending up reaching a mass of small penguin-like creatures wearing snorkels.
"They're called Scuba Pepes, you stupid narrator!" shouted one of the boys, his name was Sam.
"Who are you talking to?" asked Ed, the other boy.
A huge voice boomed from the top of the sector, "ME!"
Anyway - those mean boys dared insult me - back to the story.
Two boys were on holidays in the snow, they'd gone exploring in orbis tower, ending up reaching a mass of sm- I mean Scuba Pepes.
Sam insisted on killing them all, Ed wasn't so sure.
"Chicken!" teased Sam.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHICKEN"
"No, of couse not, now stop interrupting"
Back to the story again!
Sam was teasing Ed, so Ed agreed.
Sam killed the first Scuba Pepe, he scurried down and pick up the snorkel it dropped.
"I killed a Scuba Pepe, na na na na na!" teased Sam agian, and DON'T say anything.
Ed almost killed the second, but just before he struck it down, Sam jumped in and killed it.
The same thing happened with the next 5.
Ed hurts it, Sam jumps in and kills it, Ed hurts it, Sam jumps in and kills it.
"Stop KSing me!" shouted Ed in an annoyed way.
"Make me!" responded Sam.
On the sixth kill, Ed had almost killed it, when Sam jumped in. Ed jumped out of the way to let the huge 'herd' of Scuba Pepes pass.
About half way through the huge stampede, one could see a gravestone fall from the sky, Ed had won.
The dust finally cleared and Ed saw the ghost, hovering there, above his gravestone.
Sam felt really cut.
When they got back to the hut, one could see two boys, Sam holding 5 snorkels and Ed, hardly being able to carry his while pulling the bag full of snorkels behind him.
Well, there you go, my attempt at humour. Please tell me if its good or not.
